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  • 8w, 2d
    Officially on Hiatus

    This has been coming for a while now, and I'm sure everyone has already assumed this of me. It's not like I've really written anything in the past few months, and what I have written wasn't even close to being acceptable for publishing.

    So yeah, I'm officially declaring my writing "on hiatus" until further notice. I've really just entirely lost the willpower to write, and even though I have ideas, writing is such a chore to me. It's at the point where I'd rather do anything else instead of writing, like art or video editing. Sorry if this comes as a disappointment to anyone.

    It's just my writing, though. I'll still be active in the community and maintaining my website. I do have a commission or two that's been paid for already, but if I find that I really can't bring myself to work on those, I will be refunding them. Hopefully it doesn't come to that point, but I can't say for sure.

    Sucks to not be able to do the one thing you're kinda good at.

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    ABagOVicodin Paid Twenty Dollars for a MLP Porno and All He Got Was a Lifetime of Shame

    Hello friends.

    I sit here during the final day of Bronycon, in a hotel room and surrounded by fellow writers. Golden Vision, Sunchaser, Jake the Army Guy, Bleeding Raindrops, and more. On the television in front of us plays the critically acclaimed live action MLP porno, My Little Porny: Fuucking is Magic.

    Let me be the first to say that ABagOVicodin money for this. He took twenty of his hard earned american dollars and gave them to a group of people in order to write, direct, and film this "movie." Previously, upon revealing this to us, he pressed his head against the wall and wept, basking in the gravity of his situation. Really, it's the only appropriate response.

    Nothing about this film is good. Absolutely nothing. The writing is nonexistent, the acting can't even be considered sub-par, and "audio engineering" was an unknown term to the entire production team. And just as another reminder, $5000 went into the production of this. It is the least arousing "film" ever made, probably. Everyone in this room is less of a man for have witnessing it.

    But of course, that doesn't stop it from being entertaining. It's a blast to watch with a group of people, with some choice quotes really popping out of Vicodin's mouth:

    "Her pussy looks like the aliens from mass effect."

    "I paid twenty bucks for this. *incoherent sobbing*"

    "Because their acting is so bad, if I fuck them, can I get convicted for necrophilia?"

    "I want to kill myself."

    At one point, he just collapsed to the ground. Only one who had been part of the funding could appreciate it like this.

    I don't actually know where I'm going with this blog post. The point is that this is awful and Vicodin has made very poor life choices. Do your best to learn from his mistakes.

    Pray for him.

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#1 · 76w, 4d ago · 28 · 1 ·

That's quite the picture. :twilightoops:

#2 · 76w, 4d ago · 29 · 1 ·

>>2565476

And quite the plot.

... I'll, uh, see myself out.:twilightsheepish:

#3 · 76w, 4d ago · 9 · ·

4 likes. 4 likes and it gets featured.

that is, no offense to the writer, but how!? you need more likes to get featured!? how did this get featured in 4 likes?!

#4 · 76w, 4d ago · 18 · ·

It seems fitting.

#5 · 76w, 4d ago · 8 · ·

>>2565505 Person posting this is a mod hmm... One can only wonder. :ajbemused:

#6 · 76w, 4d ago · 6 · 7 ·

And then Celestia farted.

PFFFFFFRRRRRTTTT. :pinkiecrazy:

#7 · 76w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2565518 "face palm"

well, thats fair! :twilightangry2:

#8 · 76w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Nice author's note.  :rainbowlaugh:

#9 · 76w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

I kept thinking of this picture.

#10 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I'm so doing this with my wife.

#11 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

i know it says contains no actual sex, but im still hesitant to read it because of the cover image

Comment posted by Willow the Pegasus deleted at 4:34am on the 14th of May, 2013
#13 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

i stopped reading at sit on my face

#14 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

*looks at picture

"well time to start reading"

2 Minutes Later

:rainbowderp: "Woah there was ass, ass everywhere."

#15 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

Dat cover image!

#16 · 76w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

Once in a great while the story and selected cover image are in perfect harmony. And the tail- uh, tale itself is delightful to fondle- behold. :trollestia:

With no little reservation, I must admit I'm a tiny bit envious of the shy pegasi. :yay:

#17 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2565505

End of a cycle. A lot of the other stories in the box have already been there for several days, so I'd imagine it's much easier for a new story with even a relatively small initial response to get up there.

Of course, there's also the fact that a) it's got the "sex" tag, b) it's got a weird picture, and c) I would expect nothing less of this fine, intelligent community I spend much of my time trying to please.

... shit, this may be the singular thing that drives me to madness, actually.

#18 · 76w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

I wub you so much, brood queen

#19 · 76w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

>>2565943 it just annoys me.

a lot of good storys get slapped right out of the chance to be featured because someone did fluttershy x rainbow dash in a maid fetish! sorry it annoys me.

#20 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Dat Royal Rump Roast Really Rocks.

#21 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Well, I was expecting more a kind of Saddleshy story.

Now you owe us a sequel :duck:

Comment posted by Sonic Derpboom deleted at 4:35am on the 14th of May, 2013
#23 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

That was... interesting:unsuresweetie:

#24 · 76w, 3d ago · 6 · 5 ·

the picture have me a boner...

#25 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm, uh, not entirely sure what I just read, but it amused me.

#26 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566109 I personally think that there should be a separate Featured system for stories marked as mature.

Also, don't hate on Maid fetishes. French Maid outfits are fucking hot.

#27 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

I read it.

I'm not sure what to think of it.

Dammit alex.

#28 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

What the huh? :rainbowhuh:

#29 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566314 i don't hate maid fetishes :pinkiehappy: i was using it as a example.

what i'm getting at is that as you said, there should be a seperate featured box for mature.

that and sex storys are so easy to predict, just look at the charecter tags and you know what is going to happen.

#30 · 76w, 3d ago · · 1 ·

Dat boner inducing cover image.

#31 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566442 Eh...While I do have a passion for clop, I have to hand you that that statement is 100 percent true.

#32 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566476 like here's an example

sex tag story

rarity, twilight, luna, celestia,

take a big guess what happens?

#33 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566493 Yes, I'm pretty sure that that's why I just agreed with you.

#34 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566504  sorry :pinkiehappy:

still, glad to see someone agree's with me.

Alexstrazsa
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#35 · 76w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2565522

I promise you that it has nothing to do with me being a mod. The feature box is entirely automatic, and only knighty can mess with the heat ratings on stories. I highly doubt he'd push mine up just because.

Comment posted by Alexstrazsa deleted at 4:35am on the 14th of May, 2013
#38 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Why did I enjoy this story?

Seriously, everything about it, I should have despised and hated. Yet I found myself smiling, and mostly laughing out loud through the whole thing!

And who here was the real winner? Fluttershy or Celestia? :yay::trollestia:

#39 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Exciting situation, delicious descriptive language... This was hugely enjoyable. Size difference certainly would make for an interesting experience, and not for the first time I'm thinking on how much fun Celestia's little dragon would have as her cushion...

Comment posted by ezio dementay deleted at 6:26pm on the 12th of May, 2013
#41 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566756 and yet, as I read your comment. I couldn't help but read it in Kid's voice.

#42 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566802 sorry, i'll just delete the comment, apologies for my rudeness.

Alexstrazsa
Moderator
#43 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566807

It's funny because as a mod, I can still look at deleted comments. Regardless, it was entirely chance.

#44 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566831 okay, sorry for over reacting.

i just thought because you were a mod, you cheated the system and got it featured. :pinkiehappy: silly me

#45 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

This is my fetish. Seriously...nice job, man. :rainbowkiss:

PresentPerfect
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#46 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Glorious.

all of the butt on her

I could not stop laughing. Expect to see this on WTFPFF.

you monster

Also, this means that Fluttershy is the Hida of Ponyville ANYONE WHO GETS THAT REFERENCE IS A FAG

#47 · 76w, 3d ago · · 1 ·

Ok, I keep coming back for the cover image.

#48 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Am I the only one who found it strange that they both stopped after having just 1 go at it? I used to think dominatrix fetish is, you know, about dominance and endurance, but it didn't feel like Fluttershy's endurance was even tested at all.

Maybe there's something I don't know about this, but I just can't shake my head over how quick it ended..

Anyway, despite that it's really not bad. Just the introduction felt really jarring at times, especially in how unnecessary it was to have that throne room scene, really.

Still, it's not trying to be more than it is, so I call it good.

You have the title, the picture and that's about all you need to see to understand this kind of, ahem, story.. yeah, that's what it is.. :twilightblush:

Alexstrazsa
Moderator
#49 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2566938

Just the introduction felt really jarring at times, especially in how unnecessary it was to have that throne room scene, really.

Who even needs buildup?

#50 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

Obviously weird, not "bad" at all though.

But I don't see how anyone who does not share this specific fetish can actually "like" this.

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