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Discord isn't quite used to this "multiple friendships" thing yet. He has a lot left to learn, so Twilight Sparkle thought it would be a great idea for her friends to join Discord and Fluttershy for tea this week.
As eager as Fluttershy's other friends are to teach Discord about friendship in groups, they might have a thing or two to learn themselves.
Written for The Writeoff Association's "I Regret Nothing" contest.
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Gods in hell but this gave gave me a good laugh.
Because why would Pinkie Pie freak out over a little thing like a Smooze orgy?
You did a great job of building on the Writeoff entry. Nice work.
This is hilarius!!!
My side hurts from the laugther!!
I don't regret reading it
At least Discord behavior made more sense
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I supposed before Discord gets acquainted with all seven of them (ten, if one bothers to acknowledge the CMC), he has an apology to make for getting in Spike's personal space without consent.
Go fuck yourself, Twi.
Well, hay, they say organic is healthier for you...
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Originally I wrote Spike into the dialogue, but eight voices in a minific story was too many. Since he's not present in the story I don't think it's rude for Twilight to not mention him, but I actually did have her make the faux pas originally (a mildly-peeved Spike corrected her).
I don't get it.
(reads it again)
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Nope. Still don't get it.
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Discord thinks "close friends" means "sex partners", the implication being that Fluttershy has been having a sexual relationship with Discord for months, and now Tree Hugger and the Smooze are involved.
...and the cookies are made with a special ingredient from Tree Hugger.
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Whelp. That's a good way to start being a seventh grader.
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But welcome to life, as it were. 
Oops.
This still amuses me.
Editing note:
These weren't very strong saidisms. Exclaimed in particular is a weak one which is frequently redundant with a sentence with an exclaimation mark on the end of it (which is essentially every exclaimation). Explained here felt awkward as well because the last sentence it was appended to wasn't an explanation at all.
Insisted can be okay, but here it just didn't really add anything to the sentence, and felt a bit incongruous.
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I agree with the saidisms, though I liked insisted. I meant that she was being overly enthusiastic about how she said it, but that might not have been the best way to convey that.
I continue to work against the habit.
6058723 What I like about this fanfic is that it could be taken like Discord is fully aware of what he is implying even though that's not actually the case. Fluttershy's shyness at the end could also contribute to this, since I imagine her character would blush at the mere mention of group sex.
Well done!
*coughs into fist*
Welp.
This was amusing.
I see nothing here that wouldn't be considered T-rated, nothing whatsoever. :V
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I have the feeling that Pinkie knew from the start about what kind of friendship Discord was talking about... and she didn't mind one bit
Fluttershy probably whispered, "You're all jealous because I scored before any of you..."
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maybe she wanted to know more to want to join in the "tea parties", or did she also want to know besides exactly how they did it?
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I would bet she already knew everything
. Knowing Pinkie, she probably has an entire cabinet designated for all of her friends' favorite positions, kinks, and fetishes 
Fun and funny -- maxing out the innuendo* without plumbing the gooey depths of tawdry detail. Well done.
*FUN FACT: whenever i say the word 'innuendo' i am secretly parsing it in my head as "in-you-endo"
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...and now I will never not hear it that way.
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You're welcome!