In her youth, Twilight Sparkle discovered a way to infuse technology and magic. 20 years after her breakthrough, she is now the CEO and founder of Sparkle Industries, and one of the wealthiest ponies in Equestria. Her relatively perfect life goes sour, however, when she is captured by a group of griffons who want to steal her technology.
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So this is like the raddest thing that's happened to me in a while. The lovely Scribbler has bestowed upon me a fanfic reading, and I couldn't be more happy with it. If you're a fan of The Talk at all, I highly recommend checking it out, because readings by Scribbler are something to behold. She definitely goes above and beyond with them!
Also I'm bad at making blog posts like this so I'm not sure what else to say. Uhh, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Go watch it.
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This has been coming for a while now, and I'm sure everyone has already assumed this of me. It's not like I've really written anything in the past few months, and what I have written wasn't even close to being acceptable for publishing.
So yeah, I'm officially declaring my writing "on hiatus" until further notice. I've really just entirely lost the willpower to write, and even though I have ideas, writing is such a chore to me. It's at the point where I'd rather do anything else instead of writing, like art or video editing. Sorry if this comes as a disappointment to anyone.
It's just my writing, though. I'll still be active in the community and maintaining my website. I do have a commission or two that's been paid for already, but if I find that I really can't bring myself to work on those, I will be refunding them. Hopefully it doesn't come to that point, but I can't say for sure.
Sucks to not be able to do the one thing you're kinda good at.
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I sit here during the final day of Bronycon, in a hotel room and surrounded by fellow writers. Golden Vision, Sunchaser, Jake the Army Guy, Bleeding Raindrops, and more. On the television in front of us plays the critically acclaimed live action MLP porno, My Little Porny: Fuucking is Magic.
Let me be the first to say that ABagOVicodin money for this. He took twenty of his hard earned american dollars and gave them to a group of people in order to write, direct, and film this "movie." Previously, upon revealing this to us, he pressed his head against the wall and wept, basking in the gravity of his situation. Really, it's the only appropriate response.
Nothing about this film is good. Absolutely nothing. The writing is nonexistent, the acting can't even be considered sub-par, and "audio engineering" was an unknown term to the entire production team. And just as another reminder, $5000 went into the production of this. It is the least arousing "film" ever made, probably. Everyone in this room is less of a man for have witnessing it.
But of course, that doesn't stop it from being entertaining. It's a blast to watch with a group of people, with some choice quotes really popping out of Vicodin's mouth:
"Her pussy looks like the aliens from mass effect."
"I paid twenty bucks for this. *incoherent sobbing*"
"Because their acting is so bad, if I fuck them, can I get convicted for necrophilia?"
"I want to kill myself."
At one point, he just collapsed to the ground. Only one who had been part of the funding could appreciate it like this.
I don't actually know where I'm going with this blog post. The point is that this is awful and Vicodin has made very poor life choices. Do your best to learn from his mistakes.
Pray for him.
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