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Arby's is a fast food chain dedicated to "Having the Meats". When one of these chains expands it's way into Ponyville, most ponies are both skeptical and nauseous. Some however, are eager to try new things.

Which member of the royal family will get hopelessly hooked on this stuff?

How long before eating meat is considered "normal" by Equestrian standards? It would have to be soon, because a certain carnivorous princesses one goal is to raise awareness that eating meat is not really a big deal.

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Meat Mountain! Fuck yea!

Hehehe...oh, fantastic work, my friend.

I liked it a super bunch. Keep up the good work! :twilightsmile:

Good Day and Good Health
First Spark

Yes yes yes yes yes yes!

Thank you for writing this masterpiece, it's amazing. Just as amazing as an ice cold Pepsi®; Pepsi, Refresh Your World®.

6316343 Pepsi is better than Coke.

Poor Daisy Jo....
....oh well...

The Reuben was a safe choice. None of Arby's roast beef sandwiches are edible.

The Reuben and the Smokehouse Brisket are the best sandwiches on the menu. The Chicken Salad Sandwich is deceptive. It pretends to be a healthy choice, but actually has 800 calories.

:twilightoops: Rarity are you eating meat too?
:raritywink: Spike shared his with me and I must say it was divine !
:trollestia: Where's the beef?
:pinkiegasp: BACON BUBBLE GUM!
:flutterrage: I WANT FRIED SCOOTALOO!
:rainbowhuh: I want sprite!
:moustache: I want twenty more please
:applejackconfused: How ya like them apples?
:derpytongue2: I don't know what I ate get the Doctor!
:scootangel: I'm makin pan cakes makin bacon pan cakes. . .BACON PAN CAKES!

R.I.P. Fluttershy's sanity. :trollestia:

What did I just read?! That and why do I like it?! Great ending by the way!

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The only two times I've had food poisoning in my life were from Arby's restaurants. o.O

Meat IS Canon...
Great job i really liked this story and it wasnt too long keep going man

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We Have the (uncooked) meats

Meat is murder!"

I swear I've heard this before..... Oh right the militant vegetarians

Ugh

Crap, now I'm craving those greasy curly fries. Curses upon thee, Celestia :trollestia:

We Have The Meats

That's what he said!

Also during inspiration manifestation when Rarity decided to intervene at the picnic their was a platter of shrimp produced by her magic...

Arbys better be paying you something for this shill job. If not, I'm going to bitch slap them.

Meat.

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:trollestia: Where's the beef?

Just so you know...that's from a Wendy's commercial...unless you already know that

6318422 yep:pinkiehappy:
:twilightoops: You got a beef with Spike?
:moustache: Not beef, Meat!
:raritystarry: It's not burger King. You can't get it your way.
:flutterrage: You deserve a break to day now get up and get away to Mc Dougles!
:rainbowwild: Pizza Pizza!
:applejackconfused: I'm lovin it.
:derpytongue2: the ultimate driving machine
:moustache: It's the real thing
:duck: woof (RCA)

I hope I'm not the only guy who read it all in the Arby's guy voice.

It was funny but if a writer wants to use the idea of an omnivorous diet as 'an alien thing to the ponies' I'm not against it myself.

Though some of these stories with that can get a bit militant about it - one way or another.

Scientifically speaking; these intelligent, talking, pastel-colored cartoon ponies would inherently be omnivorous. The energy needed to power a sapient species can not come from plants alone.

EDIT: How has no one posted this yet? Obligatory:

yes please

"The Customer Is Always Right, Unless They Are Vegetarian."

why can't I have that as a poster?

a pleasant read, and as argued by some of my fellow readers there are instances of meat in the canon, as well as eggs

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but root beer reigns supreme

Wouldn't Twilight know what a drive in is? She has been to the human world after all.

It's kinda Canon
Fluttershy is a fish murderer and had the dead ones in her mouth before feeding em to ferrets

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