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Discord, God of Chaos Reformed!
Your eyes bug out at that.
"By the Queen's luscious long legs, how long was I asleep!?"
You've heard of the God of Chaos. Everlying has. For such a being to be reformed? It's unheard of. Heck, he's specifically labeled as non food, and you still remember the horror stories told about those that tried to take his love.
"Chicken legs...chicken legs..." you mutter, before shaking your head and checking the date.
As you look at the newspaper, the headline immediately catches your attention;
DISCORD, SPIRIT OF CHAOS, REFORMED!
Your eyes bug out at that as your jaw drops. You've heard of the Spirit of Chaos. Everying has. For such a being to be reformed? It's unheard of! Hay, back at the Hive he is specifically labeled as "Highly toxic. DO NOT ENGAGE! FLEE ON BUCKING SIGHT!", and you still remember the horror stories told about those brave (or just downright bucking stupid) enough to try to consume his love.
"Chicken legs... chicken legs..." you mutter, before shaking your head and saying, "Wait a minute, there's no gorram WAY Discord's been reformed. This is probably just a copy of The Radish."
You look to the brand name and see that it's not The Radish and is actually The Ponyville Express
"Huh? So that actually happened. Great, now the ponies have a GOD on their side... By the Acorn's roots, how long was I asleep for!?"
Deciding to focus on something else before your brain freezes again, you quickly check the date...
Uhh... Date is A MONTH?! how exactly did I not get eaten?
"How in the 9 layers of Tartarus did I not get eaten sleeping that long?!" you wonder aloud.
"More importantly, how the heck did they Reform the God of Chaos?!"
You then turn the page and see him smiling while holding all of the Elements of Harmony and Celestia in a group hug.
"Ah, they overwhelmed his libido it seems," you chuckle. "But seriously, the Buck these girls are Normal Civilians, this just proves it even more! I mean seriously I...Oooo, what's this?" Your attention is drawn to some celebrity gossip.
"Sapphire Shores is the lead pick to play Radiance in the Power Ponies movie?"
You look up in thought and imagine the pop star in the form fitting costume of the comic book heroine, and drool starts to leak out your mouth at the image.
If possible, find out how long he have been unconscious based on the date and condition of the paper against the date of the failed invasion.
"A MONTH!!! How hard did I smash my skull?! And how in the 9 layers of Tartarus did I not get eaten sleeping that long in this stupid forest!" you wonder aloud, "More importantly, how did they reform the God of Chaos?!"
You then turn the page and see him smiling while holding all of the Elements of Harmony and Celestia in a group hug.
"Ah, they overwhelmed his libido it seems," you chuckle. "But seriously, these girls are "Normal Civilians"? This just proves otherwise even more! I mean seriously I-Oooo, what's this?" You say as your attention is immediately drawn to some celebrity gossip.
"Sapphire Shores is the lead pick to play Radiance in the upcoming Power Ponies movie?"
You look up in thought and imagine the pop star in the form-fitting costume of the comic book heroine, and drool starts to leak out your mouth at the image. Shaking your head clear of those thoughts, you continue to skim the newspaper...
Other advertisements include Try outs for The Equestria Games, and Recruitment for the Wonderbolts.
"new Daring Do movie"
Let's hope It's better than that last one
Oh, New Ponyball Z movie sweet
"Preparations Begin for Equestria Games." Huh. Well OK then.
"Trailer Released for Marevengers 3." I missed that? Seems like I have a lot of catching up to do.
"Changeling Hive Remains at Large." Well, that's... good. I guess?
You flip the paper over and find yourself at the classifieds. Normally, these don't interest you that much, but one article in particular catches your eye.
"Terraquest Fantasy Gaming Shop, Now Hiring. Role-Playing, Comics, Manga, Miniatures, Cards. Background in previous hobbies preferred. Inquire at desk, 413 Birdseed Road, Ponyville."
"Ooh! This looks interesting," you say to yourself. "I wonder if- wait, isn't Ponyville where those mares live?" You flip to the front of the newspaper to recheck. "Yeah, this is where those mares live. Hey! I can go there, work at this Fantasy Gaming place, and actually get some legitimate intel on the Elements of Harmony. Then if I ever see my Hive again, we can take those mares down!" You are convinced that this is an excellent idea, and begin to trot off before you realize your plan has two major flaws in it. 1.) Your disguises aren't working, so you can't exactly start infiltrating a town yet, and 2.) you still have no idea where you're going.
"Let's see... New Daring Do movie. Hope it's better than the last one. Stupid fridge scen- Oh, Dubbed trailer for Ponyball Z movie released. I missed that? Seems like I have a lot of catching up to do. LeoBronco DiCarprio snubbed at the film awards. *sigh* Again?! Two for one at Donut Joe's Mmmm... Donuts... *drool* Gah! Focus bug! Do YOU have what it takes for Wonderbolt Academy? Seeing how I'm not a pegasus and my wings don't work; No. Moving on. Preparations Begin for Equestria Games. Huh. Well OK then. Las Pegasus Blackjacks to face off against the Manehattan Titans. Eh... Never cared for sports so I'm skipping that. Changeling Hive Remains at Large. Well, that's... good. I guess?"
You flip the paper over and find yourself looking at the classifieds. Normally, these don't interest you that much, but you need information and one article in particular catches your eye.
Terraquest Fantasy Gaming Shop, Now Hiring. Role-Playing, Comics, Manga, Miniatures, Cards. Background in previous hobbies preferred. Inquire at desk, 413 Birdseed Road, Ponyville.
"Ooh! This looks interesting," you say to yourself. "I wonder if- wait, isn't Ponyville where those mares live?" You flip to the front of the newspaper to recheck. "Yeah, this is where those mares live. Hey! I can go there, work at this Fantasy Gaming place, and actually get some legitimate intel on the Elements of Harmony. Then if I ever see my Hive again, we can take those mares down!"
You are convinced that this is an excellent idea, and begin to trot off before you realize your plan has two major flaws in it;
1.) Your disguises aren't working, so you can't exactly start infiltrating a town yet.
2.) You still have utterly no idea where you're going.
"Gorramit..." you mutter before you continue reading the newspaper...
The newspaper depicts stories of the royal guard capturing any changelings that managed to survive their forced ejection from Canterlot. It requests that ponies watch for suspicious behavior in their friends and loved ones, and report it if any is detected. However, it seems to purposefully avoid telling the readers what happens to the changelings who get caught...
gulping nervously at that you continue reading... (you had only heard story's but as far as you knew they strapped changelings down to a chair and forced them to read horrible Fanfics on a daily basis and after hearing that you swore to never be caught.) only to find that they literally copy pasted the exact same paragraph you just read as filler.
"OK that's just lazy! who the hay wrote this?"
[ten minutes later]
the newspapers did help you figure out what the hay was going on around you after your impromptu hibernation, but unfortunately you still knew nothing about your location, and at this point you where beginning to starve. it was then you sat under a tree and started to think of a way to find something resembling civilization.
The next page is a PSA about changelings (complete with species-ist caricatures of your kind). You could practically hear an old-school announcer narrating about how the changelings are still out there and that ponies should report all unusually suspicious behavior from friends and family and that they must always be vigilant and blah blah blah The Princess is watching you... Forever yadda yadda. Suspiciously, it seems to purposefully be avoiding what happens to changelings after they are caught by the Royal Guard and taken away...
You gulp nervously as you remember the rumors of what would happen to caught changelings; Waterboarding, systematic squashing, and *GASP* being forced to read horrible fanfiction on a daily basis as Justin Beaver songs are played on a loop!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *smack*
Slapping yourself out of your self-induced terror, you turn the page only to find yourself looking at lottery numbers at the end of the newspaper. Realizing you just harvested all the information you could out of that newspaper, you crumple it up and toss it aside and mutter,
"Now I know how long I've been out for and what's happening these days, but I'm still lost with NO idea where I am."
You sigh in resignation and sit under a tree to think when...
Our hero, determined to find out what happened to his brethren, sees a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane flying through the air performing tricks and decides to go towards her.
then you facehooved.
all you had to do was climb a tree.
standing up you look up at the plant towering above you.
"could it really be this simple? why the hay diddint I think of this before? " you ask as you start to climb.
You spot a Rainbow blur streak across the sky. Your eyes widen as you wonder,
"Wait... is that?"
You get up from your spot for a better look and you now see that the Rainbow blur is now doing loop-de-loops.
"It is... It's Rainbow Dash. What did that debriefing say about her..."
As you wrack your brain to recall that info, you here a mental ding and say,
"Oh yeah; Element of Loyalty, originally from Cloudsdale, Possible fillyfooler, Possible cider addiction, Brash, Arrogant, Show-off, and VERY aggressive..."
You shudder as you remember how she was the most vicious of the 6 mares during the invasion (frankly, you wouldn't be surprised if she dreams about clobbering changelings), but you also realize that she's your best chance of getting out of this stupid forest.
"Maybe if I climb this tree I could get a closer look without being s- D'OH!"
You then suddenly stop in mid-sentence as you realize something and facehoof.
You could have just climbed a tree to figure out your location.
"Could it really have been this simple? Why the hay didn't I think of this before?!" you mutter to yourself before you start climbing the tree, using your limb holes to help get a better grip on the branches. You're halfway up the tall tree when...
After you read the newspaper you decide to climb a tree to get a better view (using leg-holes to help you climb) when you come across a squirrel that attacks your face and makes you fall and hit every branch on the way down. As you do fall down you unluckily hit every branch on the way down...and mostly hitting your face....ouch.
You see a squirrel lovingly hugging some acorns. You can feel some of the love energy radiating off him and think to yourself,
Hell-ooo snack.
Suddenly the squirrel notices you.
"Oh hi there little guy-"
Suddenly the squirrel pounces forward onto your face in a flurry of bites and clawing. You were caught so off guard by this vicious attack that you loose your hoofing and fall down, banging against every branch on the way down.
"Gah! *bonk* Why! *bonk* The! *bonk* Face! *bonk* Ow! *bonk* Do'h! *bonk* Buck! *bonk* Son! *bonk* Of a! *THUD*"
Even when you hit the ground, the squirrel is still viciously attacking your face. You desperately reach out with a hoof and grab something before using it to knock the squirrel off you. You open your eyes and see that you grabbed the crumpled up newspaper from before but suddenly the squirrel comes at you again. You throw the crumpled up newspaper at him on reflex which he dodges before you quickly grabbing him in your telekinesis before dunking the little bastard head-first into an ant-hill.
"Nuts to yo- I mean that was for your terrible movie- I mean Hasta la... Screw it."
Aching too much to think of a good one liner, you just lay there as...
" screw it. " you say in defeat. " mabey I can pretend to be a Timberwolve's mom and get some love from her Cubs when she's not around... do Timberwolves even feel love?"
you decided that for the moment you wold lay on your back and contemplate the possibility of impersonating a Timberwolve until you see a rainbow streak suddenly fly above you at blinding speeds.
you decide you should follow it, even if it oddly seemed like a huge storybook cliche.
"Buck it." you say in defeat, "That pegasus is long gone by now. Maybe I could just pretend to be a Timberwolf's mother and get some love from her pups when she's not around- Wait, do Timberwolves even have love?"
As you try to remember what you were taught back in the hive ("Stupid blunt-force amnesia."), you see Rainbow Dash now zig-zagging across the sky.
"Huh, she's still there?"
You give a resigned sigh as you mutter,
"Welp... Back up the tree of pain..."
ONE CLIMB LATER
When you finally manage to reach the top of a tree (after subduing the rabid squirrel), you see a familiar rainbow maned pegasus scouting the area for...something? You decide to try to follow her to see if she cab lead you to some civilization. You attempt to do this by attempting a short glide to the next tree to parkour after her, but...
Your wings still hurt to munch, but you power through the pain to a branch across from you. But the branch then breaks which sends you
tumbling and cursing through the forest outta control!
You finally manage to reach the top of the tree (thankfully, there were no more squirrels, but that one sleeping owl did look suspicious...) and hide under the top branches to observe Rainbow Dash. You now see her zig-zagging above the forest in what looks like a... sweeping pattern?
I wonder what she's looking for... Hopefully she'll leave sometime soon so I can follow her to civilization. you think to yourself.
As if fate was reading your mind, suddenly Rainbow Dash flies off. You then proclaim, "PARKOUR!" as you leap off the tree towards the direction she's flew off in. Your plan was to glide to the next branch and then parkour (*1) through the branches after her except you forgot two things;
1.) Your wings are still not (and never were exactly) functional
2.) Bad luck
As you attempt to flap your wings to glide, you feel a sharp pain which causes you to wince and stop flapping and before you know it, you're plummeting towards the ground.
You desperately shoot your front limbs out and manage to grab ahold of the branch you were aiming for, unfortunately that branch breaks and soon you find yourself tumbling and cursing out of control through the Everfree, hitting rocks, gravel, and trees throughout this tumble.
"*CRACK* D'OH! *thud* Ow! *thud* Why! *thud* Me! *thud* Buck! *thud* My! *thud* Life! *thud* I! *thud* Blame! *thud* The! *thud* Media! *thud* Blamers! *thud* GAHHHH!"
Fortunately your painful tumble eventually ends-
*SLAM*
Unfortunately your back slammed into a stone pole to stop that tumble. As you just lay there in pain (again) you decide to contemplate what you're going to do next...
Our changeling decides to singlehandedly do what Chrysalis couldn't, and take over Canterlot Castle.
Considering that those ponies were able to blast away the entire changeling army even after the Queen had enough power to take down Celestia, that's probably about as good of an idea as singing "My way" in a Filipino Karaoke bar (*2). Next idea...
do what every man does after he fails GET DRUNK
Not a bad idea... Except that changelings have an extremely high natural resistance to toxins and poisons. It would take nothing short of Poko(*3) just to get a changeling tipsy.
Food sources are never a bad thing...
Grrrrowl...
Your thoughts are interrupted when you hear your stomach growling furiously. Considering you've been KO for a month, you really shouldn't be so surprised.
You shakily get up to find something to quite your stomach when notice that you've landed just inches in front of a rope bridge that leads to what looks like the ruins of a castle. After some prodding and a few steps, you decide that the bridge is stable when your stomach growls again with even more rumbling. As you look at the ruins in front of you, you can only say,
"Buck, I am starving... And hurting like a bitch, but mainly starving."
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Punch sh*t
Get fit
My favorite movie?
Hm... ARGH! It is so hard, not only because of some I know only the title in my language...
I guess Treasureplanet (Schatzplanet) and Pirates of the Carribean / Curse of the Black Pearl.
What? Cut me some slack, I have not seen any movie really outstanding all others.
Worst? Hm...
I keep away from the bad movies. And if I watch them, I forget them instantly.
But now, Onwards to the story!
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You enter the castle, surely I can get love in this dark, spooky, forgotten castle, you think to yourself.
After entering it, the door closes behind you, and you see a pedestal. You remember that it was the pedestal of the Elements of Harmony, and ignore it for the time being. After all, stones cannot love, even if they would be here still.
After wandering around for a while, you reach a library. You try to take the nearest book and read it, but... it seems like the hoofwriting is really old. Like, so old you cannot even read half of the letters!
You go back out, and look down the slimy, disgusting hallway filled with...
No Chrysalis-thrilled backflipping way!, you exclaim mentally, SPIDERS! Spiders are living things, therefore they can love, and therefore I can eat their love!
You pounce on them, squeeing happily and causing them to run away.
"Oh", you realise, "They can easily see I am not one of them, and flee. Chucks to be me."
Obtain a sword and a book in battle Basic battle artes
Example of basic artes
1. Majinken/ demon fang
You frankly don't remember any castles being out here. But if it's abandoned, then you may have just found the perfect place to hide. Heck, if you find your hive, you're sure the queen wouldn't mind an actual castle to rule in.
Also, if you need to go to any nearby settlements, you'll need some sort of currency. That castle might have some valuables to steal. Also, it might have food inside.
You're about 35 percent sure this place isn't actually haunted, but the other 65 percent is not so sure. For all you know there could be zombies, or vampires, or Teenagers and a Talking Dog in there. But to heck with it, what are you going to do, NOT visit the decrepit castle in the middle of nowhere? Also, you're still hungry.
As you go through the spooky castle, you search desperately for the kitchen. You see a bunch of pony armor that could be useful. Maybe you could sell it to a museum.
You also fall into several booby traps.
When you find the kitchen, you find a pantry full of dust. The dust you're assuming must have been food some years ago.
Thankfully, there are three things in there that have not spoiled, for they are incapable of such. A pot of honey, some cans of beans, and Glorious Golden Twinkies.
You go for the beans first...but unfortunately there is no can opener in sight.
"NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!" you scream to the heavens. "MAH BEANS!!!"
Sad that you can't have the deliciousness, you instead turn your attention to the sweets.
You're 75 percent sure they don't spoil at least...or was that wine?
Either way, you down the Twinkies, and sweeten them up more by dipping them in the honey.
Your pupils dilate with the sugar intake, and suddenly, YOU CAN SEE SOUNDS!!! Techno Music is everywhere, and Everything is happy and awesome.
Actually, you are just high on sugar.
"THE FUTURE IS IN THE PAST!!! ONWARDS FAUSTICORN!" you shout as in your mind you ride the Pony deity through a rainbow universe blowing up buildings made of licorice.
Hours Later
You wake up, lying on an ancient bed, with cracked open bean cans all around you. You have a massive headache, and your eye keeps twitching.
"Uuuggghhh...what the buck happened?" you wonder.
You see that you have spilled bean juice all over your belly, and you find the impromptu can opener in your hand.
"Where in the buck did I get this spear?" you wonder.
You get off the bed, and see a few bottles of wine around, none of them opened. You never much liked wine, too bitter. But still, ponies would pay lots for an ancient bottle. So you pocket them.
You take another look around the room, and see a closet. Within the closet you find.
"A Bowler Hat!" you cry out as you place said object upon your head and look in the mirror.
You then pretend your spear is a cane and speak to your reflection.
"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van."
you say in a creepy voice.
You absolutely love A Clockwork Coconut, even more so when Canterlot snobs tried to ban it.
But now you've got an awesome hat, and as everyling knows, if you have an awesome hat, you can never die.
it was at this point you realized that you where once more lost, or more lost than before, at least that rainbow pony gave you a general direction to head in, now you had nothing, in fact you where pretty sure you had somehow gotten deeper in this queen forsaken place as the shade around the trees had gotten much darker than before, and the tree line seemed thicker not like that was a problem since changelings had decent night vision not as good as bat pony, but it's definitely better than a regular ponies, and the fact you where in a clearing. looking at the withered castle you turned around to once more walk aimlessly around the forest until you got your best idea yet turning around to face the castle again you notice how it easily towers over the tree line and you could easily figure out the location of the nearest town if you reached the top, heck you could probably turn some obscure corner of the place into a safehouse of sorts if you wanted, in case something goes down with the locals of the surrounding town's, assuming you could find your back later that is. even better the only thing between you and the castle was... a rickety old Bridge.... now you weren't afraid of heights or anything but now that you think about it, you couldn't even see the bottom of the huge chasm, sure you tested the bridge, but after seeing a plank fall of it and into the abyss and NOT hearing it hit the bottom you began to have doubts.
inspecting the ropes closer you could see they where starting to become unraveled and the wooden planks didn't exactly look brand new.
sitting down you begin to think of a few backup plans that would let you get across safely in case your judgement was wrong, and the bridge snapped. you came up with the following options:
A. attempt to fly over it with severely injured wings (you'd think they would have healed in a months time) that couldn't even achieve flight in the first place.
B. walk painstakingly slow over the bridge and hope it doesn't fall
C. do the exact opposite and dash across it and hope it won't fall.
D. dash across it and use your wings if it does fall and hope for the best.
you would have thought of more if you hadn't heard the feral growling of a pack of Timberwolves who as far as you could tell where kindly suggesting that you take plan E:
run for your life across the bridge or get mauled to death.
[half a minute later]
after making it to the other side you turn to see that the timber wolves had neglected to follow you this whole time, seemingly scared by the bridge much like you where, in fact one was even testing it by putting pressure on it.
since the bridge was apparently in such a state of disrepair that it could hold of any semi intelligent being you decided this was the opportune time to explore the castle and eventually make it to the top to survey the area, heck there may even be some food lying around, not that changelings could survive solely off physical food, but it could fend off hunger induced headaches for a while.
Oh sweet chrysalis you could feel one comeing on now.
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ahh I get it "sugar" haha you mean da white stuff right?
I'm guessing he's seeing this
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and hearing this.
As you explore the castle in search of a love source, you suddenly remember that changelings can survive on love alone, but they can also temporarily compensate with large amounts of food instead. They can also invoke "Burning Love" to quickly heal injuries if they eat alot of food. This really doesn't help your situation considering you still can't find any food, but it's always a good idea to remember something that could save you some hassle in the future.
As you explore what looks like a old bedroom, you come across a worn out Saddlebag. It has a few holes here and there but besides that is looks to be in pretty good condition. You decide to bring it along with you in case you find something valuable or cool to take with you once you leave the castle.
When you stumble across a old looking armory, you see some pretty looking baseball-sized orbs that look like they have thunderclouds stuffed in them. You pick one up to get a closer look at it, and you see what looks like a actual storm inside it. You look at it in amazement when suddenly lighting strikes in the orb. This freaks you out enough for you to accidentally drop one which shatters and demonstrates that it IS a stormcloud and it produces a flashbag like effect. After you walk around blind for a few minutes, you take the remaining five storm could orbs to use for later.
As you search through a old library you come across a book called "The Dao of the River"[/b written by some pony called Starswirl. Unlike most of the books in the library, this one is still pretty readable. From what you can read from the opening it's about how normal ponies or creatures can use this inner energy called "Chi" to preform magical like moves. You read one of the moves from it called Force Push (telekinetically/telepathically push target away from you) but you comment on how hard it is to actually use these moves.
You also happen to step on some decaying book. You pick it up and see it's called Kung-Fu For Dummies Vol. 2 . You can barley read anything it says, but you manage to make out one of the moves called Chain Punch (Rapid punches to one spot). You put the book into your saddlebag in hopes that you can try to make out some more of it later
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Nice comments, but you guys didn't answer the Author's Note Question;
6259700 It's hard to say what my all time favorite movie is, but If I had to pick one, I guess The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly would be it. I love this movie because of a few reasons.
1. Clint Eastwood is King, Hail to Him.
2. It shows how the west wasn't a very good place. Everyone and everything was out to kill you.
3. There is no unnecessary romances, no grandiose hidden meaning, and no political statement, it's just a story of morally questionable people trying to find treasure.
4. Tucco and the Man With No Name have the best Frenemy dynamic I've ever seen.
5. There 3 Way Duel at the end is one of my favorite scenes in movie history.
Freaking Love this Movie.
And for the Worst movie.
Being bad is subjective, but there are horrendous films out there Like Birdemic or The Room, or Riki-Oh. These are terrible movies, but the thing is, I wasn't expecting much out of them. They had no hype, no aspirations, and at the end of the day, they are highly entertaining for their badness.
No, the worst movies are the ones who had all the chances in the world to succeed, and should have succeeded, but because of the wrong story, Actors, and Directors, they failed.
So in that sense, The Transformer Movies are the worst I've ever seen, and I only watched up to 2.
Screw Michael Bay, Screw Shia Labeouf, and Screw that whole damn movie franchise for not being what it should have been .
OK Favorite movie. Star Wars (the original trilogy of those Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Worst Movie: Corpse Bride. I was never able to sit down past the slow beginning to get to any interesting stuff.
So you see the old abandoned castle in the distance and all you can think of is that one odd changeling with the orange mane who played that weird indie game. What did he call it? Castle Thrashers? Something like that. Well him and all the classic horror movies you used to watch.
You: Why did all the classic monsters movies happen in old castles? Was this one of them? No real lakes or lagoons so I should be safe from an amphibious assault. But what of the vampires and werewolves? Or worse, what if i find a courtyard? Those always have statues. The last thing I need to find is a Weeping Pegasus Statue. (One of the few things you and that other game-loving changeling used to watch when you could slip away for a bit.) Well, I better be cautious all the same no telling how old the place is or if there are any traps set ou*whoosh*
You manage to activate a trap, making you slide down into what looks like the castle's basement.
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fine. the awnser is....
I don't know. I'm a gamer, not a movie guy, so all the movies I do watch are generally good, so I can't really say any one movie stands over others. and again I can't say that any of the ones I've seen are bad.
Best movie: Kingsman
Worst: Saw (I HATE horror movies with a Passion)
But yeah you get to the Castle and after all your high jinks you start thinking about what to do, If you could get some form of tolerance from the ponies not only will you survive longer but maybe even start a new life altogether, But how?
*Ding*
That's it If you could make deal or prove your safe then maybe they'll take pity on you, the only real problem is the guards. If you could get around them then you'll be okay, and the only pony who can do that is Princess Celestia's student; You think her name is Twilight Sparkle, From the general Information you DO remember she prides herself on her intelligence, So... a game? You search the castle for something to help your problem and find the following:
(1) Instruction and Strategist's guide To Chess
(1) Strategy guide to Risk
(1) 52 Deck of Cards
And $50,000 worth of Poker chips
As great as these are you need something a bit more to your style so it's fair, and for once in your Life of poor luck you get a Freebie as you rummage through an oddly moon themed Dressers, you find a familiar deck of cards, of course it's not your deck and it probably belonged to someone else, but, as silly as it may be, you do believe in the Heart of the Cards and you hope this belief will save your life
Obtained: Duel Deck #1: The Silver Moon Deck (A Lunar Themed Deck with a focus balance between Monster and Spell cards)
Achievement Unlocked: It's Time To Du-Du-Du-
(These Fics kind-of remind me of a game, And what's a game without collectibles and achievements, y'know)
Favorite movie and worst movie in my life is difficult to pin down. Of the summer is easier. Inside Out is best movie (98% approval rating, BTW).
Pixels, while I love the idea, I'm not perfectly satisfied with how they pulled it off. It's practically an R movie, given the, er, references. I keep veering between whether to rate it okay or low. I just know I was disappointed, but not entire dissatisfied by what I saw.
Best movie: no idea. Worst movie: Skyline.
P.S.
Cool story bro
Needs more time travel. Or something else. Anyway it needs to be a bit less like the original (in my opinion). I should probably add to thde story myself too so here goes nothing!
After searching the castle some more you end up looking out a window overlooking the gardens. A beatiful view extends in front of you as the sun shines through the leaves of the long since wildgrown trees and exotic plants casting trays of light over the statues depicting every sentient trave you know of and a few more. And that's when multiple of the statues are destroyed! You're interrupted from your beholding of the view as you hear something move behind you. You look back but you're all alone in the room. Shrugging it off you look back at the gardens and notice that something's off about the statues...There are no pension ones! You'd think that you would have noticed earlier but maybe your perception is worse than you thought... Your inser musings are interrupted once again as you hear something begins you again, much closer this time. As you turn to check it out you manage to hit your head on something and knock yourself out. When you wake up again you can hear voices and more importantly SMELL FOOD!