Great minds cosplay alike
Wow, they really have some nice costumes on sale here...
You think to yourself while wandering through the convention, looking at the different costumes on sale.
Suddenly, you see it: A Wile E Coyote-costume!
Or, well, at least you think it is a costume to disguise yourself as Wile E Coyote, the descriptions of the stallions you raced while bringing the carriage to Manehattan weren't that good. Yeah, you talked about that show they know called Roadrunner. It is pretty old according to them.
You walk over to the booth with that specific costume, and ask the owner: "Hey, I couldn't help but see that you have some... marvelous costumes on sale."
The owner turns around to you, and you can see she is a mare with blue fur, a red twin tail-hair and yellow eyes.
"So, you like the primary colours, don't cha?", you add as an afterthought.
She looks creeped out, before replying: "Oh god, please tell me you're not hitting on me."
You stare at her dumbfounded, before asking: "Why would I be hitting on you? You're not making any sense."
You look at the Wile E Coyote-costume again, before wondering how much it would cost.
"How much does this costume cost?," you ask pointing at it, but for some reason the shopkeeper pointedly ignores you.
"Um, hello? Hello? HELLO?!!," you shout, and she looks at you with a forced smile before saying:
"What would you want here?," she demands to know, before whispering: "Go away, creep."
Okay, what exactly did I do to deserve that treatment? Obviously this shop is run by a lunatic. Hehe, LUNA-tic!
Insulted, you leave that booth, you have some Gaia-damn manners after all.
"Hey, you!," you hear someone call out to you.
It is the owner of another booth, "Yes, I mean you. Come closer, I don't bite, and I don't want to disrupt other people's conversations."
Now that is someone with manners! I wonder what he wants...
As you walk over to him, you take notice of his wares.
There are some strange bones with runes carved into them, there was this one weird clock, and there was this bug-like looking armour, which gave you the creeps.
"Greetings, stranger," he greets you while you examine him. He wears some... strange clothes. He notices your ogling, and tells you: "Oh, wondering about my cosplay, aren't you? He-he-he...," he laughs crazily, "it's from this game called Resident Evil, a merchant in there."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...," you mutter to yourself, before replying: "Greetings to you too, what is it you wanted?"
"Cutting to the chase already, aren't you? He-he-he... I thought you might take a liking to my Ravana costume, it's this one...," he says while pointing towards the insect-armour, "It's actually not that expensive, only... 500 bits."
"Hmm...," you contemplate over the offer, "On one paw, I feel enhancement-magic in it, it looks awesome and... well, whatever else there is.
On the other paw, this guy's giving me the creeps and I would need to transform to wear it... buying it would also therefore attract attention... But it could be pretty useful later and the attention would be temporary..."
As you rock back and forth on your thoughts, you suddenly have an ominous feeling that if you buy it you would get flung through dimensions onto a planet with furless ape-thingies with an organization called SCP-Foundation where you would be imprisoned and used for tests.
"WellIAmNotBuyingItSeeYouLaterBYE!", you scream as you run away, pushing other ponies out of the way and attracting more attention than Celestia during Summer Sun Celebration.
After running around in a comedic fashion for quite some time, (and attracting a huge crowd of spectators,) you stop before a shop with a sword you remember.
No, it is not the sword you already have with your Abyss Knight. It is the sword of the DESTRUCTORISATOR!
Or, at least that's how you started calling the heaven-sent demon who destroyed your home, leading you on this confusing and possibly pointless journey.
You drool as you see it, and inspect its prize...
You resume your sprint with double the tempo.
THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL NUTS!* Oh, wait, is that O&O-merchandise?
You stop instantly again, and realize: Yes, it is in fact Oubliettes & Ogres-merchandise. You used to play it with the other Timberwolves back when they were still alive, and kind of forgot to bring it with you.
Sweet! This is really useful, I bet even the leader of the grumpy-boring guards, who probably is the grumpiest and most boring guard of all, would love this!
Shining armor sneezes while finishing his paper work in his office, knocking all the carefully-sorted papers everywhere. A look of horror dons his face as he stares at the paper, which is scattered everywhere.
"NOOOOOOOOOO, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FINISH FOR THE DAY! NOW I HAVE TO SORT, RE-FILE, THEN STACK THEM AGAIN!", he shouts angrily, scaring some guards standing in front of his office.
You buy a set of dices, before remembering why you came here in the first place...
So, now where are those foals... Wait, those... could it be... are they staring at me?
"What by Gaia's rotten roots are you staring at?," you ask the huge crowd around you.
The crowd slowly disperses, while you feign as if you don't care about them by looking at the wares of the shop.
Oh, a book. Let's see if it's any good...
The book is about a farmer living in the north, and he defiles a crypt for some reason. Then a ghost appears and curses him, and the curse slowly turns him into a wendigo.
Skipping to the end, you look if it's any good. It doesn't seem so, and you are about to close the book and put it away, when a passage peaks your interest:
And even still, to this day, he remains trapped there, waiting for a spirit of nature to free him from his imprisonment.
Colour me intrigued..., you think to yourself as you go back to where you started skipping.
New quest: Frozen In Place, Tearing out roots from the ground
Objective: Find out if the story is true
No! This... this was not supposed to happen!
You resume your search for the foals. You trace them, and find them in a costume straight out of your nightmares!
You do NOT know how they found out that you are a Timberwolf, nor do you know how they know of your natural predators, but you will not let that stop you from your quest! Now, you just need to take it slow, and careful...
Much time later
Defeated, you say goodbye to the foals.
"Why, thank you for bringing them to us. I am sure Master McHoof will be very pleased," Butler told you.
You still cannot believe someone really has simply the name 'Butler', but you have no way of proving otherwise.
After you found the foals, you were notified that they were trying to get to their uncle here in Manehattan (then why were they in Appleloosa / the train that started in Ponyville?), and Butler gave you the reward their uncle Scrooge McHoof posted around all of Equestria for their safe return.
You decide to go to a bar, seeing how it's become night already, and you feel depressed.
*mental sigh* And I had really hoped I could take care of them and raise them as my own... But no, that McHoof has the luck. He probably has a beard way cooler than I could ever have one... And more costumes, I mean, I could have bought some earlier, but then I got distracted and all...
Some time later
You once again changed clothes, this time to the Abyss Knight, seeing how it makes you look just that much more badass.
Cautiously, you enter the bar. As you look around, and see dozens of ripped, drunk ponies, gryphons, minotaurs and even a yak.
You gulp, and wonder:
What do you do?
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I will now reference the sponebob movie:
you notice every single being inside the bar is now staring at you. you chuckle lightly and scream randomly "I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM!" and sprint towards the nearest toilet. you proceed to wash your face and hooves (paws?). "whew, that was close" you mutter as you press the soap dispenser. instead of the viscous fluid flowing into your hooves (paws?) bubbles start flowing out the top. you gasp as you remember your pup-hood
*insert flashback that leads to your love of bubbles*
you then start to dance around with said bubbles while giggling (somehow nobody outside can hear you), until one stray bubble floats out to the bar area where the Minotaur yells "HEY! WHO. BLEW. THIS. BUBBLE!". a look of horror dawns your face as you rush back to the bar whilst fumbling to put your helmet back on. you notice that everybody is now lined up in a line as the Minotaur is now walking around them.
"WE ARE STARTING THE BABY HUNT NOW BOYS! HIT IT FITZGERALD!" the Minotaur yells to an old, but awesome looking yak. Said yak, spins a record onto the player as it starts to play a song, not just any song, but the song that you love to this very day.... the goofy goober song.
*insert flashback where you are at an ice cream bar with the goofy goober guy sings the song to everybody there*
you notice that everybody there is scared out of their wits, but you are struggling to not sing the song as you literally crack your jaw slightly from clenching your teeth together (timber-wolves heal right? pretty sure they do). you cant take it anymore and you take a deep breath to sing the song. but just as you are about to sing, the two drunk ponies start singing the song (ah ponies. so childish these days. plus they're drunk, what do you expect?). the Minotaur slowly starts walking to them in a bad ass kind of way and says "look what we found boys! the babies!" and proceeds to grab them and throw them into another guy and then the fight breaks out.
fortunately for you, you manage to sneak out and begin your trek on the road. that was cut short as the yak (not the dj yak) flies into the ground in front of you with a mask that looks like it belongs to a reaper. you proceed to take the mask, thinking it looked quite awesome, but you dont notice the glow it briefly made in the eye sockets.
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mask thingy
my favorite video game boss is the forge master from skyrim
THIS. is my inspiration
oh, and my fav video game bosses are the ones from all the darksiders games (there are only 2 games D:) and god of war 3 and ascension
You could with some kind of text saying "X ammount of time later" before the part about why you can't take care of the foals. (This part:)