I was simply walking down to the market having a casual stroll. The air was crisp and I found myself staring at the pegasi above the clouds. It was because of that I bumped into Fluttershy.
"Oh, Fluttershy I didn't see you there," I paused, realizing I was staring.
"Are you okay?"
I felt very stupid staring at her like that. "Here, let me help you with your bags," I said as polite as I could. I helped her up and carried her bags to her cottage.
"Um, thank you Discord." She was blushing and what happened next I think was either destiny or stupidity.
"Hey, Fluttershy, are you doing anything tonight?"
"No, why?"
My answer came out of nowhere. "Would you like to catch a bite at my place?"
I felt a blush creep across my face.
I do make a mean pasta." Again, I have no idea where that came from.
Fluttershy's answer was even more surprising than mine, and I'm the spirit of chaos, am I not?
"Sure, I'd love to. What time?" she said with sparkle in her eyes. Speaking of eyes, those eyes were full of love and kindness, and how else do I put it? Beauty.
"How about six."
"That works for me." Her eyes were like a snakes, enchanting.
As the door closed I teleported away to my pocket dimension and started talking to myself and pacing.
"Shoulder Angel, where are you?"
"Yes, you called?" a voice answered from his miniature self in white robes. Shoulder Angel was a conjured up mini Discord that I could talk to about anything I want, and yes I mean anything.
"Apparently I had the guts to ask Fluttershy out."
"You mean that Pegasus that you had a crush on a while back? I thought you said you were over that!"
"I am. I thought you had something to do with this! I completely lost control"
"Well maybe I pushed a button or two in that thick skull of yours." His halo was glowing brighter.
"Well, maybe I didn't need that," I huffed back at him.
"Well, maybe I thought it was best, you're desperate! Look at yourself! You're pacing a hole through the floor!"
I looked down and sure enough he was right.
My face was red with anger.
"Shut the buck up, will you!" I cussed at him.
"Over her? Yeah, right. And watch your language!"
"Fine, you can think that and I just won't go!" I yelled at him.
"Whatever. Wait! What? You can't just leave her there, by herself, alone."
"Yes I can and will!"
"Fine, leave her there and you lose the only friends you have!"
"What do you mean?" I said suspiciously eyeing him.
"Think about it! If you leave Fluttershy then she's bound to tell her friends and they will never forgive you for this!" This is when I realized he was right.
"Fine! I'll go but you owe me big time!"
"Trust me, you’re gonna thank me later!"
When I looked up at the clock it was a quarter past five. Almost time for my date. I got my home all spiffed up and got the table set for two. I started to cook our dinner. We were going to have mushroom pasta with a side of salad. I zapped up some flowers for a center piece. She liked tulips and roses so I did that. For a last minute touch I added a napkin with a silver spoon and fork for the two and went to meet Fluttershy.
love it so far great job
hmm. not so bad... let's see where this goes, shall we?