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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Artist(s) for the cover art vectors unknown.
If you know who made those, let me know and I'll put up a link.

Using an episode title as a fanfic title is REALLY not a good idea.

6174067
Oh, crap! You're right. (Maybe that's why I got a spurt of downvotes in the beginning?)
I forgot about that episode.

*Le fixing time*

Oh wow. I wish there was an incest tag. Or a warning :rainbowderp:

6174121
Really, the cover image and mature:sex tags weren't enough?

ok now I need a vary cold shower.

6174228
^.^
Then I've done my job well.

AGH! I was going to write this! But I've been so busy! Now I have to read it!
[edit] I read this and I loved it. I would have done it a little differently. Perhaps I will still write my own version.
Anyway, have a Like/Fav/Follow!

6174506
I have firsties! Muahahaha!
(I'd still happily read your version.)

But really... how do I get it done first? I'm the slowest ever!

6174737
Heh, when I saw that image, I knew I had to make it a story.

And when I made the title, I completely forgot there was an MLP episode of the same title. Yeah... I really did need to change it.

6174758 nooo why though?....

6174855
Because otherwise people might assume it was based off that episode, and be upset when it totally isn't.

6174887 oooh k.....

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6174887
I too, had plans for a fic like this, although I was going to go for a TwiMac as that's my Otp...
Anywho, awesome story!

6175100
Heh, lots of people want to get in on it, apparently.

NEXT!
https://derpiboo.ru/921197?scope=scpeeaa3f2fbb00e104f6f1d15c2da2d850f4efde774
just an fyi if twilight were to use Dash's rear for sex with shining without consent that would technically be rape then. :(

6175648
And if Twilight used Shining's rear for sex with Dash, it'd be rape too. :rainbowkiss:

Unless Shiny got to watch.

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Alright, I'll bite.

Why is that a bad idea?

~Skeeter The Lurker

6176365 For one thing, it's lazy. It's also a stigma that sends up red flags when readers see it...it's just generally not a good idea to use the title of an existing or upcoming piece of canon work as the title of a fanfic. See also the massive spate of Harry Potter fanfics that had the title "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" or "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" before those books were published. It's just something writers shouldn't do.

More please.
Maybe the RD swap?

6174085 Please change it back.

This made my brain hurt

"Swapping body parts so I can fuck my own pussy with my brother's cock then eat out my pussy while my brother sucks his own cock"

Ow...

I have a strangest "why ****" right now. :rainbowderp: no seriusly why.

Good story though.

In the name of Celestia's sweet, jiggling booty, this was so fucking erotic.

In my opinion, coulda done without the undertones of cheating, though.

My only complaint: Twilight's reference to Dash should have been "you would not believe how sensitive that mare's hooves are". My headcanon is that she spends so much time hovering because walking is mildly painful on many surface types, and her hooves stay super soft because she spends so much time hovering. And this is also why she was so reluctant to allow her hooves to be touched in Ponyville Confidential.

6176944 Your brains singing the doom song, thats why

:rainbowlaugh: rotflmao

Okay, I want to know how Twilight manages to teach Cadence that spell without having her question how Twilight knows Shining would be in to that.

Also, Shining is a Unicorn too so why doesn't he just ask her if she can teach HIM the spell? I mean she may have responded that it required Alicorn tier mana reserves or the like and thus he wouldn't be able to learn it but still.

I'm also curious as to which episode title this story originally had. While I understand the reasoning behind changing it, I don't see any issues with mentioning what it was in the comments.

This reminds me of a litte series of artworks I found on DA a while ago:
http://ultrathehedgetoaster.deviantart.com/art/Two-in-one-Flashlight-Spartry-420157145
The story there is a little different, but still really interesting: Twilight didn't switch body parts, she just "became" someone else's rump, which I think is just as erotic.
These might even be the artist you were looking for, but I'm not sure.

6174506
Maybe you can write a story based on that so you don't repeat this story?

Ah- Always love a little incest in the morning!

wow still in the top ten right now this story is #6

Holy shitballs, if we gave this spell to SnarkAdence... DO WANT!!!

6175648
I'm not sure that would technically be rape, actually... It's a... complicated subject.
(Plus, remember that time when they were separated while testing it out? Rainbow might have used that to her advantage more than Twilight suspects.)

6176328
Things are quickly getting complicated.

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Glad you liked it!

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Well...
I have the RD swap and the Cadance swap on my list of story ideas to do later.
My $4 or more supporters on Patreon get to decide which I'll do next. :raritywink:

6176658
Really?
You looked at the cover image, description, and tags, then read the story, and you ended up saying "I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find that this is about incest!"?

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Nah, this title is just as good, and it really was a mistake. I completely forgot about the MLP episode with the same title.

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And it made my brain hurt trying to figure out which pronouns to use while writing it! Is it 'his' cock, or 'her' cock? So confusing.

6177124
Seen image, had to write it.
That is all.

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Hm... perhaps, yes.
Hm... a disproportionate number of my clopfics involve a less-than-loyal Shining Armor.
I wonder what that says about me.

6177358
Eh, maybe, but foot/hoof fetish is definitely not my thing.

6177482
Oh, you know why. ^.^

6177495
Very valid, actually. I forgot the possibility that Shining might be able to do the spell.
I suppose Twi could teach Cadance the spell without mentioning that Shining would be in on it.
And the original title was Trade Ya.

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Ooh... those are fun.
And that one in particular gives me an idea.
Maybe Twi wants to try this spell out on the other stallions in her life!

6177586
Who doesn't?

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No, actually. It was totally inspired by the same picture that I'm using as the cover image.
That one you've got is higher quality, more erotic, and ever so relevant, though... I wish I could use that as the cover!

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In the top 10 of what?

6178042
It's going to be interesting... and I do think I see more fics with a similar premise in the future.

6178697 Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

*tries not to think about how complicated it would be to makes sure all the bones, nerves, muscles and veins connected properly when switching half of your body with anothers*
Stop it, mind; just enjoy the clop, stop making it more weird than it already is

6179109 Considering teleportation converts every atom of your body into separate pieces of energy, and then reassembles the few billion or so energy particles back in perfect place while simultaneously converting them back to matter with absolutely no energy loss, i would say it is rather simple by comparison.

6179496 Assuming, of course, that everything does go back into place. Would you even know if a few billion atoms were out of place after? :rainbowderp:

6179542 I'll have you know i keep a close eye on all my atoms.

6177495 The spell would probably easier for an alicorn to use then a unicorn.

Holy fuck that cover art makes me uncomfortable
I think I'll enjoy this read

6179554 Oh. I only keep close atoms on all my eyes. :pinkiecrazy: Do you name every atom? Are they all named Adam? Or are the negative ions named Electra? Are the protons Captains, or did they split from the military? Do they need blankets during cold fusion? I have so many questions!

hehe half r63.....

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