Cadence has been Twilight's sitter for quite some time and has grown quite close to the ten year old in that time. Though she's grown pretty close to her brother too and after telling Twilight she's dating Shining Armour, Cadence and Twilight get in an argument over who Shining loves more. Knowing they'd never get a straight answer out of him, they recruit Chrysalis, Shining's ex girlfriend to force an answer out of him. And zaniness ensues...

Trigger warning: Triggers. Literally. You’ll see.

No humanised alicorns were harmed in the writing of this fic. Well, maybe a little.
Sequel coming next April Fools