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Bysen


Woof! Weapon Of Omnipitent Force!

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This story is a sequel to The Best Laid Out Plans 3: An April Fools Trilogy


Prequels [sequels?] are not required reading but it helps. Actually, they're literally summed up in the first chapter. Honestly, the recap at the start of 2 and 3 are much better.

After Shining Armour and Cadence's wedding went about as well as you'd expect it to, the two, Twilight, their parents and there in-laws are sitting together at Joe's Donuts and the subject of 'how Velvet and Nightlight's wedding went almost/just as bad/worse than this one' comes up and they start telling the story.

The last 3 stories where definitely 'romantic' comedies but this is more of a romantic drama and was inspired in it's entirety by a single throwaway line from a random episode of Scrubs.

No humanised alicorn parents where harmed in the making of this story. Their children however probably got pretty scarred...
The Best Laid Out Plans NEXT: An April Fools Continuation, coming next april first.
Maybe... there was a 3 year gap between 2 and 3 afterall...

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Gilda came to Ponyville to visit Rainbow Dash only to find she's out of town for a few days. Deciding to wait around town for her she does her best to avoid any of Rainbow Dash's friends and meets Gallus.
Despite the chapter names, this is not a shipfic.
Mild spoiler: Despite how chapter 2 ends and all of chapter 3, this is not a shipfic

New Chapter every Sunday! [hopefully] New Chapter every second Sunday! [check the published dates, I managed to post weekly for quite a long time] Hiatus for April while I work on my April Fools quadrilogy.

This was originally a 'just write something' project to start writing again and as such the first few chapters are a bit all over the place and a little slow before I figured out what the plot was.
And as such, Trigger Warnings! Out of date Headcanon, Midsentence Author's Notes, and jumping Forward/Backwards/Sideways abruptly where I didn't think it was worth writing.

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This story is a sequel to The Best Laid Out Plans 2: An April Fools Sequal


Prequels are not required reading but it helps. Actually, they're literally summed up in about a paragraph at the start of this story.
It has been 3 years since Twilight told the others to stop pulling pranks since they just kept backfiring. Which was why they'd never expect her to pull one now.

Cadence, and Shining are roughly 20 and Twilight is roughly 16. Also humans.

No alicorn princesses where harmed in the making of this fic. Depending on if you think <spoilers> is a princess or not. P.S. she is. At least in my heart.

The Best Laid Out Plans 0: An April Fools Prequal, coming next april first.
But then again I said that about this story in 2 and that took 3 years...

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Set shortly after Pinkie Pie got her Cutie Mark, this story follows her over the course of a few years as she meets her first best friend, a buffalo she nicknames Bysen. Wait don't leave! I know it sounds like an self OC shipfic and... it kinda is. But it goes off in a different direction than you'd expect.

This was written before season 4. This means that Pinkie's family hadn't been fleshed out yet. Specifically that Maud didn't exist yet and that Pinkie's family was named by the fandom after the ghosts from Pacman: Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde, and that they were Amish...ish. And Bonnie and Clyde was my personal touch.
In fact you can still google those names followed by pie and they'll show up [except Bonnie].

"You probably could have just made a story of just this chapter" - Crimson Dawn

This was pulled from a much MUCH larger story in which this was a single chapter and as such there are a few things that are foreshadowing/throwing back that are just kinda set by this point in the full story and probably need to be changed in this stand alone version.
And here’s the full original story.

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This story is a sequel to The Best Laid Out Plans: An April Fools Story


Prequel is not required reading but it helps. Actually, it's literally summed up in about a paragraph at the start of this story.
After the last year's failed prank, Cadence sets up a revenge prank on Shining Armour with Twilight and Chrysalis. Surely things will go better this year and no one will double cross each other again... or maybe getting double crossed would be better than what actually happens.

Cadence, Chrysalis and Shining are roughly 16-18 and Twilight is 10-13. Give or take. Also humans.

Trigger warning: Mild psychological abuse that honestly she brought upon herself.

No humanised alicorns were harmed in the making of this fic... as long as you don't count Chrysalis as an alicorn.
Trilogy coming next April fools.

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The Mane 6 sit down and start to play Truth or Dare. But there's a few things that need to be clarified first. Like all the rules for example. Truth or Dare... seems pretty straight forward right? Wrong.
Things don't go as planned. And not in the standard drama because fanfiction way.
Based [somewhat] on a true argument.

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Chrysalis' first day at a new school doesn't start off too after she loses her tempter with some jerk in the cafeteria line causing a lot of the student body to be afraid of her. All of them in fact. Well... all but one.
She meets an excitable but not entirely mental there [implied special ed] girl named Fluffle Puff. Then things just get annoying as Fluffle Puff never leaves her alone for the rest of the day.

WARNING!!!
Contains: crack shipping of an OC x villain and an excessive amounts of pink, fluff and pink fluff.
Allergenic substances: adorableness.

A wordifaction, inspired by/entirely based on Fluffle Puff Tales: "EG" by FluffyMixer.
Originally written as a filler chapter for Equestria Girl. Wait, What's Equestria?

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Cadence has been Twilight's sitter for quite some time and has grown quite close to the ten year old in that time. Though she's grown pretty close to her brother too and after telling Twilight she's dating Shining Armour, Cadence and Twilight get in an argument over who Shining loves more. Knowing they'd never get a straight answer out of him, they recruit Chrysalis, Shining's ex girlfriend to force an answer out of him. And zaniness ensues...

Trigger warning: Triggers. Literally. You’ll see.

No humanised alicorns were harmed in the writing of this fic. Well, maybe a little.
Sequel coming next April Fools

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New chapter every Sunday! Complete!
Lyra always loved the way her hand danced across the keys of her piano, her fingers jumping from one to another in a perfect seething of chorus and melody. By the age of 13 she had already played in front of a crowd of thousands and was by all means a prodigy in her art. Now, it's been three years since she lost her arm in a tragic accident and has been dealing with depression ever since, unable to get past what she'd lost.
One day in physical therapy she meets a girl roughly her own age named Bon-bon and though the two don't really say much beyond hello at first, the two eventually become the best of friends. But both of them still have their issues and will need one another to hopefully one day get past them.
This is not a shipfic.

Based on the two's appearance in Rainbow Rocks playing the piano and inspired by how I learnt to play the piano.
Also, an important message on the correct pronunciation of certain words as clarified by Meghan McCarthy. Link.

"Horse feels making me genuinely sad right now." - McStuffins.

It's a crutch you know. [oh god I just realise that horrible unintentional pun]
We use the fact that everyone here knows what the characters look like to skip over giving any physical description beyond anything that differs with our own head canon.
I didn't describe Lyra at all but you know what she looks like. Screw it, Lyra's black!

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I got this idea a few months back when the 'exclusive preview' short came out showing Fluttershy wanting to play her hippy songs that I can only assume would be about small animals, trees, sunshine and rainbows, whereas RD plays some much heavier metal. But I never wrote it... until now.

Based on a World of Warcraft Machinima - Theory of a Death Knight.

Blame my proof reader McStuffins for being my enabler and not telling me that the error here was writing this.

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