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Wheller


Surprise!

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When Derpy Hooves takes a delivery job to a far off land, she quickly finds herself wrapped up in the local's conflict.

After Pinkie Pie is kidnapped, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch and Surprise race to the southern border of Equestria to rescue her.

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Comments ( 62 )

Great. Legion done sent her into a damned war zone.:facehoof: Assuming she comes out of it in one piece, this will probably mean that when Pinkie Pie gives Vinyl a walloping because Pips got her sacked, our faithful mailpony will be standing on the sidelines egging her on because of the whole 'keeping her in the dark' thing.:pinkiesmile:

Could use some more descriptive writing, but I'm already loving this.

no... I have a theory that Vinyl will hopefully get to her on time.... hopefully

Suddenly I remember the badass priest from Hot Fuzz :pinkiecrazy:

Well, given her being essentially a nice, friendly person, the idea of a Mormon-analogue sick with the necessary-murder syndrome doesn't seem to sit well at all.

I just hope that wasnt a vision, wonder which of the 2 brothers they worship ,if its them two then i would say Ashville= Order
Hopeton=Chaos

*shrugs* if they worship them, if not some random Chicken god called Scotallo :scootangel:

27144 since when did anypony ever make it on time in this series?

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Certainly not Twilight. :facehoof:

Well, here comes the cavalry; I just hope that when they all get home, they don't end up regretting how they treated Surprise. That's because she looks like she's starting to revert to what she was back in Dream Valley.

Oh man, Graham Cracker's starting to concern me :rainbowderp:

Their going to do something to derpy....

damn...


and Surprise calling Rainbow Dash Firefly cant be good either, or can if that keeps her happy/good? :unsuresweetie:

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What? You mean the gun toting holy pony who snapped a pony's neck mid prayer didn't concern you until just NOW? :derpyderp1: :derpytongue2:

Oh, dear; Surprise may or may not be reverting to what she used to be and that may or may not be a good thing; also, the Mormon analogues clearly seem to see cutie marks as a sign of bondage to what they see as false gods.

Great. Derpy's need to not offend/anger the locals collided with Trixie's alcoholism; as if that weren't bad enough, there's another missile base that Celestia forgot to destroy.:facehoof:

dammit dammit DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT :facehoof:

oooh you bastard... I need popcorn

EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET ALL AT ONCE :pinkiecrazy:

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Well duh. I wrote this story. :pinkiehappy:

Great; I think that at this point, Derpy might need to find religion. It'll be her only solace in a post-apocalyptic hell-world.

oh dear celestia...ITS THE RETURN OF THE 'END OF THE WORLD' EQUESTRIA! EVERYPONY FOR THEMSELVES!

well......so much fucked theres no place to put it.

I love how you went "here's Trixie, but she's drunk and plot irrelevant"

Great. Derpy is heading towards becoming even more of an outcast than she already is, Legion is planning on something horrible with the valves he had her deliver and Surprise has herself a new toy. This just keeps getting better and better.

So much for the world getting a second chance... :fluttershbad::fluttershyouch::fluttercry::applecry::raritydespair::raritycry:

FIVE BITS SAYS YOU INVOLVED TRIXIE BECAUSE I CALLED HER IRRELEVANT :pinkiehappy:

In other news OH FUCK :raritydespair:

Oh, goody; Legion thinks that since Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy died in the old world, they have to be destroyed in this one. Also, he remembers Ashville.

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck sums it up pretty well. :flutterrage:

if they only had 5 seconds to evacuate...

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Or they're all just talentless hacks. OLO. :trollestia:

......totally called it.

WAIT. WAT. :rainbowhuh:

Wouldn't Twilight just be able to rip their weapons from them and end them all? I mean it makes sense, considering what she's done to the Ursa Minor.

My reaction to the missile being launched.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0

The Fuck did I just read? Reminds me of some 007 mission impossible crossover. The plotline was quite confusing. Not sure if I liked it or Wut.
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Did you read from the beginning of the series? Because if not, that's likely why you're confused.

No surprise that Ditzy has become a Mormon-analogue now; the Nephites have treated her a lot better than the ponies of Equestria ever did.

Now i dont trust the Nephites lol

they were nice ,but thats probably just to get recruits.

"But as far as I am concerned, the townponies of Ponyville, and the Nephites of New Maneaan are NOT friends."

like, da fak :rainbowderp:

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This, of course, is to set up a future story in which the two towns come to blows.

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i got that much, but still dont know what the goal of them is, why didnt they just rebuild their town where it was,(no radiation since it was just explosives ) ,instead they build it closer to Ponyville.

I fear a new slaughter will happen :fluttercry:

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The Divide is still rather inhospitable.

Technically, New Maneaan is closer to Ponyville, but it is still in the Mohoofie, Appleoosa and El Paso Fino are far closer to New Maneaan that if the Nephites are going to interact with anybody, it's going to be Appleoosa.

Of course, considering who is in Appleoosa right now... Well, spoilers. :pinkiehappy:

Well damn son, now you've got me rooting for Surprise. I would have loved to see someone's reaction to discovering of the massacre she wreaked on the Hopeton ponies... This would be an epic series or movie... Hoping to see some Surprise redemption soon if only to see her rage focused in the proper direction.

I-I... WHAT?

This chapter was all over the place and not all that clear. Granted, it may be the fumes getting to me.

..but...the ending to the first part of this series.....:fluttercry:

somepony get another reset bomb, cause we really need one.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. Of course, knowing wheller, I'll probably be surprised to see her accidentally save the day in one of her drunken rampages.
...or, knowing wheller, the world will explode again. Who knows.

RIP, derpyscratch :ajsleepy::fluttercry:
Seriously, as soon as Vinyl has something good come to her, it gets taken away. :facehoof:

Oh my god WHAT THE HELL?!
I mean, this isn't necessarily a criticism of this story, but practically everything today (Nov 18) has been a Tragedy/Dark story! I'm sifting through the archives and... yeah! Pretty much everything submitted today, with the exception of like two stories, has been Tragedy/Dark.

Look, I'm not against dark or tragedy. In fact I'm all for them in principle, but for the love of christ, there comes a point where it gets to be too much bronies. Can't anyone think of ANYTHING lighthearted once in a while?

34837 what can i say? the world is a dark place

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And you should have probably noticed that all of them were by me. Being different parts of the same story.

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