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Wheller


Surprise!

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Having recently converted to nephitism, Ditzy Doo adjusts to her new life.

Meanwhile, Big McIntosh steps off a train in Appleoosa with one goal in mind. Bring Applejack home.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 28 )

This shall be an interesting pair of adventures :rainbowderp:

Stupid ain't the half of it......Applejack clearly doesn't understand why it is that her friends are 'lying' to her. That reason is a grey pegasus who's about to tell her "We remember Applejack."

It would have been a kindness for Big Macintosh to let Graham shoot her; that's because Legion is going to be far more creative when he tries ridding the new world of a mare who committed despairing suicide in the old.:pinkiegasp:

Great, now only thing we need is for Dinkys father to turn out to be one of Legions old servants ,or something else with a twist, and unexpected.

34832 also almost missed this because of you updating your storied lol

...well, we got a story without drama happening in it, then we get one with a bitchton of drama.

i really hate it when that kind of thing happens.

Ah, my; if only Luna were here to settle those idiot's hashes for them....AJ would be laughing out of the other side of her stupid-ass mouth then.

Feel kinda sorry for applejack ,if she told her friends they would have helped her learn surely. But people/ponies are to afraid sometimes to admit such stuff :ajsleepy:

Crap....so, it's gonna be AJ trying to get Ditzy to calm down. As M Night Shyamalan would say, "WHAT A TWIST!!!!":pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Crap....so, it's gonna be AJ trying to get Ditzy to calm down. As M Night Shyamalan would say, "WHAT A TWIST!!!!":pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

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Yes, it is; that's why we occasionally hear of a senior citizen who's been found to have slipped through the cracks. One of the first story arcs of a comic strip about an old guy named 'Ed Crankshaft' had him end up in an adult literacy course when his daughter realized that he couldn't read a bloody word. He wasn't stupid, he was just illiterate.

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Sweet Apple Arces is hurting for money, because Granny Smith doesn't know a thing about money or managing the business. She's running the farm into the ground because of it.

So we've got the mandatory WHAT A TWEEST! Now for the cutaway.

MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE! I-I MEAN, NEW MANEAAN

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M. Night Shyamalan is a terrible director. Never mention him again.

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BROHOOF DUDE!

*prepares the exploding brohoof and shakes it wildly*

And thus this is the chapter whereupon the bison dance on the graves of the Appleloosans, who's idea of a weapon is pie.

Jesus christ.

Everything went to hell in a handbasket lightning fast

Great. Super. Ditzy's need to vent has gotten her friends into a damned war.

I must have missed that, or forgotten about it. Why did Applejack run away? Just because her friends wouldn't let her go on the bridge? Because Twi and Dash started making out?

Also, Dinky is a unicorn? That's not exactly canon, but ok, I can work with it.

Ditzy I mean, Ditzy. Sorry for the comment spam, I'm getting so confused over this story ever since the non-canon blog post.

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Nothing related to the actual story itself changed. Only the narrated endings (chapter 10 of And so it Ends And do it Begins Again.) Ditzy Doo is still a Pegasus. What made you think otherwise?

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I do remember that you made a point of talking about how useless she was as a business owner as well as how poor deluded, illiterate AJ was following in her nitwitted hoofprints.

Gotta have a happy ending.

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I'm awesome at those. :pinkiehappy:

You know, for a moment I thought that perhaps Big Macintosh's problem would go wrong, converting Applejack to a nephite and thus further separating her from her friends. The Applejack being illiterate part was quite a shock actually.

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No... Ditzy is most certainly a Pegasus. That's why she needed Moses to help with the huge gun.

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