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    1984 pony style!
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  • E Rise

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  • E Life is a Lemon

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  • E The Terribly Taxing Tribulations of Twilight Sparkle

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  • 12w, 3d
    Rise gets 5th place!

    The results for the EqD contest are in! Rise came 5th out of 109! Not bad, not bad at all!

    That means I am a winner and as I am in the top ten, I get some art too! Yay! What art that will be, who knows! I'm very happy about the placing though!

    Go read it if you've not yet!

    10 comments · 213 views
  • 14w, 2d
    BUCK 2014 Fanfiction Panel

    Hi guys and gals!

    BUCK is coming up this Saturday, and is very exciting (if you are going, that is!). Even more exciting than that is that there will be a FANFICTION PANEL starring all your favourite people (and me).

    If you are going to BUCK, please come along and say hi! It will be at 11am on the Saturday morning, more details here:

    Joining me, will be Knighty, Scribbler, Arcanium, Greatodyer and Metaphor

    (You may remember that Scribbler did some amazing readings of some of my stories, and Arc decided Scootaloo sounded like a pirate for our Fimfic charity livestream. I certainly haven't forgotten!)

    Come on, how amazing does that sound! If you're at the con and don't go, your life will be full of tears!

    (No idea if the panel will be filmed and put online, I don't think so, unless anyone is planning on going along with a camera!)

    4 comments · 186 views
  • 14w, 5d
    'Rise' has, uh, risen

    I am a machine! A pony machine! It turns out that after a few weeks of scraping out a few hundred words on another story, the threat of a deadline on this one got me there with time to spare!

    Yup, 'Rise' is now complete, and actually within the word limit. The response has been amazing, and so I really hope it doesn't disappoint. Some of you might be upset it is a self-contained story (though it was always going to be, and the ending was the first thing I thought up). I may return to this idea though, and I have no problem with anyone else wanting to riff off it!

    I ended up above a thousand words above the word limit. Fimfic's word count isn't as accurate as gdocs, but it was still a bit much. I ended up removing some minor bits, but also the firefly section. I will leave it below, and might drop it back in after the contest has finished! So uh, sorry if you liked that bit!

    Something caught her eye. A flicker of light above the enormous entranceway to the castle. It was fire in a jar.

    No. Misty narrowed her eyes, looking closer. She started to storm toward the entrance, a new sense of determination rising. It wasn’t fire. With a leap she rose into the air, ignoring the screaming of her sore wings as they took her closer and closer to the jar.

    It was sitting on a ledge above the door, sending gentle light all around. It wasn’t fire though. She pressed her face against the smooth glass, watching the trapped fireflies within, circling their tiny prison.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there!” she whispered urgently, looking this way and that in case a pony should see what she was up to. When she was certain the coast was clear, she hefted herself onto the top of the jar, which seemed to be made out of metal. Despite the obvious join, she could see no gaps in the top. She tried using her sword to pry it apart, but nothing would budge.

    “Damn pony magic!” she cursed, sinking down beside the jar in defeat. She watched her pained reflection, illuminated by the streaks of light from within. An idea formed in her mind; she slowly stood up and hefted her front limbs against the jar. “Okay, little buddies! Hold tight!”

    Straining against the glass, she hefted as hard as she could. It began to scrape against the ledge and then started to violently shudder and topple. Misty fell forwards as the jar launched itself onto the ground, barely managing to not fall herself. Below her, it exploded into a thousand shards of crystal that lit up as the fireflies danced free, soaring into the black of the night and vanishing amongst the stars.

    Misty smiled. She had done it. She had struck a blow against the ponies the like of which had never been seen before. It wasn’t enough though. Winter was still coming. But there was something the ponies didn’t know. Misty was coming for them.

    Now to finish Seapony story!

    5 comments · 286 views
  • 14w, 6d
    EqD Prompt Competition Madness

    Okay guys, I have put everything on hold in a frenzied attempt to actually write a story for the EqD Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. I have posted up what I've done in order to shame myself into finishing it. Another 5k by tomorrow... it's doable!

    Actually, my worry is that it will be too long, as the limit is 15k. But then I guess you all still get a bonus story, so everyone wins!

    Let me know what you think!


    It is about Breezies, but EVEN SO give it a go!

    5 comments · 204 views
  • 17w, 3d
    Video Review: Twilight's Best Friend

    I just got messaged by Emeraldcomet who showed me a video review he did of my story Twilight's Best Friend. I always like to see what other people made of my stories (and if you do something like this, please let me know!)

    It's an old story (early 2011 I believe) but still one of my favourites, if a little rough around the edges in retrospect! Anyway, check out the review here:

    3 comments · 211 views
  • ...

"Like two peas in a pod we did everything together!" sang Twilight in the season finale. But what if she was letting on more than everyone else knew? What if Twilight really was a pea?

First Published
21st May 2012
Last Modified
21st May 2012
Author Interviewer
#1 · 131w, 3d ago · 6 · ·

I've said it before: you need to be stopped before you destroy us all with your brilliance.

#2 · 131w, 3d ago · · ·

This was the best.

#5 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

:facehoof: my are unstoppable.

#6 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Blueshift, I... :facehoof:

#8 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

:facehoof: you are BRILLIANT.

#9 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I don't even... this was brilliant.:rainbowkiss:

#10 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Haha, peaness.

#12 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Inb4 featured.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#13 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I... just... for fuck's sake. You know, I don't even care that a silly one-shot is going to get featured AGAIN.

Because this is just so funny. Excellent comedy, Blueshift. I literally cried a little bit with laughter once the haflway point hit. You are everything that is right with comedy one-shots.

#14 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

:facehoof: Oh Twilight.

#15 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

This is the most beautiful random plot I've ever seen. Many have tried before to write the most random story, all the while rolling with a crazy, unlikely, and complicated plot. This plot is perfect in its simplicity. Just wanted to let you know.

Not gonna read it though, as I never do with new stories.

But I certainly will if it gets a feature.

Good  luck to you.

Edit: I read it, and it was  brilliant.

#16 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh my god...

I don't know if this was brilliant or ridiculous...

Yeah, it was brilliant.

#17 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I actually had to get up halfway through this because I was laughing too hard to focus. Bravo, good sir. :moustache:

#18 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·



#19 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I always thought it should say "Two birds of a feather" instead of "Two peas in a pod", because it would rhyme and all, but anyways gonna read later tonight! :pinkiehappy:

#21 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·


What happened to Shining Armor then? :rainbowderp:

#22 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

:rainbowderp:That was the best thing i have ever read, Twilight's peaness, nice touch:moustache:

#23 · 131w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Full of country goodness and green peaness... wait, that's terrible, I quit!

#25 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

This is amazing. Simply couldn't hold in my deep, manly laughter!

You really should have let Twilight tell the crowd about her brother's peaness too, though. Some of us are willing to read everything.

#26 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Okay, that last bit with the... peaness. :twilightoops::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·



But seriously, this was amusing. 10/10 would laugh again.

#28 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Fire the mind cleansers NOW! FRACKING NOW!

#29 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·


I would assume that his peaness was revealed too.


Don't listen to him, Blueshift! I insist that you continue to destroy me with your brilliance!

#30 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

*eyetwitch* This. Was. weifhweugfehrgerugheruep EPICC! :rainbowlaugh:

#31 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Heya Blueshift, where did you get the inspiration for scare me half the time.

#33 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh dear lord...

I read "pod-ponies" and I think of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Then I read "peaness" and completely lost it. :rainbowlaugh:

You, good sir, are a comedic genius. :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

What- you again?!

Guess I'll have to read this.

#35 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

The featuring is coming... :pinkiehappy:

#36 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Heh. "Peaness."

Good show, Blueshift. Good show.

#38 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Brilliant as usual.

#39 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·


Ah, if only. There are now just three slots for new featured stories (the other two are for older stories) and there are lots of popular ones up there. I don't expect this to get featured though it would be nice, so tell your family and friends! The most important thing though is that people read and enjoy it, that's all I ask! :twilightblush:

#41 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I burst out laughing at the peaness part. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·


#43 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·


It is getting featured, it has to xD

The funny thing is, I was much like Celestia. I didn't get it until the very end of the fanfic, and then I died laughing. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#44 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

I lost it at peaness. XDD:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay::yay::twilightblush:

#45 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

>>628105 haha neither did i. i had to go back and say it aloud XD

#46 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Sequel! We demand sequel!

#47 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh my god. Take my love, my stars, and all of my thumbs! :twilightblush:

#48 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

Best. Story. Ever.

#49 · 131w, 2d ago · · ·

It was quite amusing, even if the entire story is a vessel for the "peaness" joke.

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