I've said it before: you need to be stopped before you destroy us all with your brilliance.

This was the best.

my lord...you are unstoppable.

Blueshift, I...

Oh... My.

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you are BRILLIANT.

I don't even... this was brilliant.

Haha, peaness.

Inb4 featured.

I... just... for fuck's sake. You know, I don't even care that a silly one-shot is going to get featured AGAIN.

Because this is just so funny. Excellent comedy, Blueshift. I literally cried a little bit with laughter once the haflway point hit. You are everything that is right with comedy one-shots.

Oh Twilight.

This is the most beautiful random plot I've ever seen. Many have tried before to write the most random story, all the while rolling with a crazy, unlikely, and complicated plot. This plot is perfect in its simplicity. Just wanted to let you know.

Not gonna read it though, as I never do with new stories.

But I certainly will if it gets a feature.

Good  luck to you.

Edit: I read it, and it was  brilliant.

Oh my god...

I don't know if this was brilliant or ridiculous...

Yeah, it was brilliant.

I actually had to get up halfway through this because I was laughing too hard to focus. Bravo, good sir.

...Wha??

I always thought it should say "Two birds of a feather" instead of "Two peas in a pod", because it would rhyme and all, but anyways gonna read later tonight!

Wait...

What happened to Shining Armor then?

That was the best thing i have ever read, Twilight's peaness, nice touch

Full of country goodness and green peaness... wait, that's terrible, I quit!

This is amazing. Simply couldn't hold in my deep, manly laughter!

You really should have let Twilight tell the crowd about her brother's peaness too, though. Some of us are willing to read everything.

Okay, that last bit with the... peaness.

>pod-ponies

lolwut

But seriously, this was amusing. 10/10 would laugh again.

Fire the mind cleansers NOW! FRACKING NOW!

>>627668627668

I would assume that his peaness was revealed too.

>>622771622771

Don't listen to him, Blueshift! I insist that you continue to destroy me with your brilliance!

*eyetwitch* This. Was. weifhweugfehrgerugheruep EPICC!

Heya Blueshift, where did you get the inspiration for this....you scare me half the time.

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/shot

Oh dear lord...

I read "pod-ponies" and I think of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Then I read "peaness" and completely lost it.

You, good sir, are a comedic genius.

What- you again?!

Guess I'll have to read this.

The featuring is coming...

Heh. "Peaness."

Good show, Blueshift. Good show.

Brilliant as usual.

>>627968627968

Ah, if only. There are now just three slots for new featured stories (the other two are for older stories) and there are lots of popular ones up there. I don't expect this to get featured though it would be nice, so tell your family and friends! The most important thing though is that people read and enjoy it, that's all I ask!

I burst out laughing at the peaness part.

OW OW OW GOD DAMN IT YOU BRILLIANT FOOL

>>628024628024

It is getting featured, it has to xD

The funny thing is, I was much like Celestia. I didn't get it until the very end of the fanfic, and then I died laughing.

I lost it at peaness. XDD

>>628105628105 haha neither did i. i had to go back and say it aloud XD

Sequel! We demand sequel!

Oh my god. Take my love, my stars, and all of my thumbs!

Best. Story. Ever.

It was quite amusing, even if the entire story is a vessel for the "peaness" joke.

>>628231628231

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>>628519628519

Celestia and Luna seek a way to remove Twilight and Shining Armor's peanesses.

Cadance and Rainbow try to prevent this. Cadance because that's the joke. Dash because apparently (acording to much of the clopdom) she really likes pea.

>>628625628625 I don't get the joke there with Cadence

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Yes, Dashie really likes her [strike]pee[/strike] peas

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Wait, Rarity too?

>>628717628717

Cadance doesn't want her husband without his peaness.

Oh lawdy lawdy...

Blueshift, you've succeeded in making me cry in laughter once again.

Brilliant set-up, brilliant humor...wonderful job.

>>628770628770 Oh

My laughter is hurting my soul.

>>628024628024 If it doesn't get featured, you can blame me, I gave 'Two Cups of Tea' a pageview.

This story definitely involved me both cry-laughing and screaming WTF AM I READING repeatedly at my computer. Congratulations, you broke my brain, but it is not a bad thing.

if only i had a pic of Bender laughing his shiny metal ass off it would sum up how i feel right now...

Oh, the pun, it is painful!

This made me laugh out loud. The ending was so funny, I'm wondering what they will do with her now that she is a pea and all. Lol so awesome!

“I am the same Twilight Sparkle you have known and loved, and I am not ashamed of my…” she searched for the right word, “…peaness.”

Rarity winked. “You’re not alone Twilight. Trust me.”

“S-should I tell the crowd about my brother’s peaness too?”

Oh my god...

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Oh good lord, Blueshift. You magnificent bastard. This was incredible.

This is so good it was bad.  Or so bad it was good.  I don't even.

Aaah, peaness...I see what you did thar :P

I wonder if Shining actually managed to talk to Cadance before being changed back?

“I am the same Twilight Sparkle you have known and loved, and I am not ashamed of my…” she searched for the right word, “…peaness.”

I should have realized at the beginning that the entire thing was a setup for that pun. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Eat your pea, Professor.

OMC! I didn't get it until after the end and only then I had to say Celestia's line a couple of times in my head... Then the laughing started... I couldn't stop. It hurt so bad. lol

Has 5 sex out 5 you brilliant brilliant person you. xxxxxx

Blueshift...

You write the WEIRDEST stuff sometimes.

Hmm... it's over 3000 words, and a prereader wrote it.  Yep, this will probably be on EQD in 5, 4, 3...

Reading description and looking at picture.

Where has the world gone.

ANSWER: TO EQUESTRIA.

But still i really get a Da Fuq reaction while lookin.

Note: That smile on Twilights face is just awwww

Edit: reacher part where Twilight starts a speech and i question myself

"Do i wanna continue reading this?"

.... This is glorious. I'm sorry, this is, without a doubt, beautiful. The grammar, the setting, the way it was written.. I could easily see this being april-fool's episode that could've been a spoiler for the actual episode that came weeks after. The plot itself is far from confusing, you can tell what's going on, and it gets hilariously ridiculous from the middle to the end of the story. The end line was also a glorious pun! It's ridiculous, It's strange, It's funny, It's lovable, and It's a good story, all in one. 5/5!

Like so many others, I didn't get it until the end.

Then I re-read Twilight's confession and the events afterwards.

If my stomach had a voice, it'd yell at me to stop laughing so hard.

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This is undescribably silly. And I love it.

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Pod ponies

OMg the end. laughed. so. hard.

oh, Celestia.

EDIT: wait, reading the comments, was I seriously the only one who made that connection before the last line?

Hilarious! Great job!

“I am the same Twilight Sparkle you have known and loved, and I am not ashamed of my…” she searched for the right word, “…peaness.”

Oh this was simply brilliant, if laughing extends your life then my lifespan will be a match to Celestia's by the time I die

*sees author name*

Now why does that name ring a bell?

*checks other stories*

...oh.

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Gee, this thing has so many vegetable puns, it's downright CORNY. Nopony could ever BEET you creativity. LETTUCE hope you will write more like this in the future!

In all seriousness, though, good job. I give you all of my mustaches.

>>631192631192

Eenope.

>>628625628625

I SECOND THIS MOTION.

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Oh, Rarity and Rainbow Dash

This had me laughing throughout. And Celestia at the end

Okay...I don't even...my mind is just...

... O, Peaniss! I get it!...

You sir, may take my wat. I don't need it anymore.

After reading this I was nearly forced to create this

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Why do you do this to us Blueshift, you put us through such random brilliance that we cannot handle.

You... I... Seriously! Da faaaq?

I fear what will happen if you turn your mind to a longer story... People might die. Like this:

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Also.. Yeah. it got featured.

Argh, argh, I just got the joke, argh that's hilarious.

>>631717631717

I've done quite a few longer ones actually! Like this one! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5713/The-Star-In-Yellow

Damn you, Blueshift.

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!!!!!

>>631737631737

Aw heck no. I learned my lesson with cupcakes. Stay away from anything with a darkness descriptor.

>>631781631781

It's not dark as in 'includes murder and gore', that's what I'd call 'grimdark'. It's dark as in 'slightly sad in an adult way'. No blood, promise!

>>631782631782

Oh fine, i'll put it on my list... I've read fallout equestria, I can read this...

The Pun that Ended the World.

A new movie, directed, published, edited, blabbityblahblah'd, and muffin'd by Derpy Hooves herself.