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Blueshift

Joined December 2011
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"Like two peas in a pod we did everything together!" sang Twilight in the season finale. But what if she was letting on more than everyone else knew? What if Twilight really was a pea?

First Published
21st May 2012
Last Modified
21st May 2012

Comments ( 408 )

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#1 · 123w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

I've said it before: you need to be stopped before you destroy us all with your brilliance.

#2 · 123w, 1d ago · · ·

This was the best.

#5 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

:facehoof: my lord...you are unstoppable.

XiF
#6 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

Blueshift, I... :facehoof:

#8 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

:facehoof: you are BRILLIANT.

#9 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

I don't even... this was brilliant.:rainbowkiss:

M E
#10 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

Haha, peaness.

#12 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

Inb4 featured.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#13 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

I... just... for fuck's sake. You know, I don't even care that a silly one-shot is going to get featured AGAIN.

Because this is just so funny. Excellent comedy, Blueshift. I literally cried a little bit with laughter once the haflway point hit. You are everything that is right with comedy one-shots.

#14 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

:facehoof: Oh Twilight.

#15 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

This is the most beautiful random plot I've ever seen. Many have tried before to write the most random story, all the while rolling with a crazy, unlikely, and complicated plot. This plot is perfect in its simplicity. Just wanted to let you know.

Not gonna read it though, as I never do with new stories.

But I certainly will if it gets a feature.

Good  luck to you.

Edit: I read it, and it was  brilliant.

#16 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

Oh my god...

I don't know if this was brilliant or ridiculous...

Yeah, it was brilliant.

#17 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

I actually had to get up halfway through this because I was laughing too hard to focus. Bravo, good sir. :moustache:

#18 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

:applejackconfused:...Wha??

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#19 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

I always thought it should say "Two birds of a feather" instead of "Two peas in a pod", because it would rhyme and all, but anyways gonna read later tonight! :pinkiehappy:

#21 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

Wait...

What happened to Shining Armor then? :rainbowderp:

#22 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

:rainbowderp:That was the best thing i have ever read, Twilight's peaness, nice touch:moustache:

#23 · 123w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

Full of country goodness and green peaness... wait, that's terrible, I quit!

#24 · 123w, 23h ago · 1 · ·
#25 · 123w, 23h ago · · ·

This is amazing. Simply couldn't hold in my deep, manly laughter!

You really should have let Twilight tell the crowd about her brother's peaness too, though. Some of us are willing to read everything.

#26 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Okay, that last bit with the... peaness. :twilightoops::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

>pod-ponies

lolwut

But seriously, this was amusing. 10/10 would laugh again.

#28 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Fire the mind cleansers NOW! FRACKING NOW!

#29 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

>>627668

I would assume that his peaness was revealed too.

>>622771

Don't listen to him, Blueshift! I insist that you continue to destroy me with your brilliance!

#30 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

*eyetwitch* This. Was. weifhweugfehrgerugheruep EPICC! :rainbowlaugh:

#31 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Heya Blueshift, where did you get the inspiration for this....you scare me half the time.

#33 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Oh dear lord...

I read "pod-ponies" and I think of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Then I read "peaness" and completely lost it. :rainbowlaugh:

You, good sir, are a comedic genius. :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

What- you again?!

Guess I'll have to read this.

#35 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

The featuring is coming... :pinkiehappy:

#36 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Heh. "Peaness."

Good show, Blueshift. Good show.

Alexstrazsa
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#38 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

Brilliant as usual.

#39 · 123w, 22h ago · · ·

>>627968

Ah, if only. There are now just three slots for new featured stories (the other two are for older stories) and there are lots of popular ones up there. I don't expect this to get featured though it would be nice, so tell your family and friends! The most important thing though is that people read and enjoy it, that's all I ask! :twilightblush:

#41 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

I burst out laughing at the peaness part. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

OW OW OW GOD DAMN IT YOU BRILLIANT FOOL

#43 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

>>628024

It is getting featured, it has to xD

The funny thing is, I was much like Celestia. I didn't get it until the very end of the fanfic, and then I died laughing. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#44 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

I lost it at peaness. XDD:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay::yay::twilightblush:

#45 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

>>628105 haha neither did i. i had to go back and say it aloud XD

#46 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

Sequel! We demand sequel!

#47 · 123w, 21h ago · · ·

Oh my god. Take my love, my stars, and all of my thumbs! :twilightblush:

#48 · 123w, 20h ago · · ·

Best. Story. Ever.

#49 · 123w, 20h ago · · ·

It was quite amusing, even if the entire story is a vessel for the "peaness" joke.

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