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  • 7w, 4d
    Rise gets 5th place!

    The results for the EqD contest are in! Rise came 5th out of 109! Not bad, not bad at all!

    That means I am a winner and as I am in the top ten, I get some art too! Yay! What art that will be, who knows! I'm very happy about the placing though!

    Go read it if you've not yet! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/210454/rise

    10 comments · 187 views
  • 9w, 3d
    BUCK 2014 Fanfiction Panel

    Hi guys and gals!

    BUCK is coming up this Saturday, and is very exciting (if you are going, that is!). Even more exciting than that is that there will be a FANFICTION PANEL starring all your favourite people (and me).

    If you are going to BUCK, please come along and say hi! It will be at 11am on the Saturday morning, more details here: http://buckcon.org/events/word-crimes

    Joining me, will be Knighty, Scribbler, Arcanium, Greatodyer and Metaphor

    (You may remember that Scribbler did some amazing readings of some of my stories, and Arc decided Scootaloo sounded like a pirate for our Fimfic charity livestream. I certainly haven't forgotten!)

    Come on, how amazing does that sound! If you're at the con and don't go, your life will be full of tears!

    (No idea if the panel will be filmed and put online, I don't think so, unless anyone is planning on going along with a camera!)

    4 comments · 150 views
  • 9w, 6d
    'Rise' has, uh, risen

    I am a machine! A pony machine! It turns out that after a few weeks of scraping out a few hundred words on another story, the threat of a deadline on this one got me there with time to spare!

    Yup, 'Rise' is now complete, and actually within the word limit. The response has been amazing, and so I really hope it doesn't disappoint. Some of you might be upset it is a self-contained story (though it was always going to be, and the ending was the first thing I thought up). I may return to this idea though, and I have no problem with anyone else wanting to riff off it!

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/210454/rise


    I ended up above a thousand words above the word limit. Fimfic's word count isn't as accurate as gdocs, but it was still a bit much. I ended up removing some minor bits, but also the firefly section. I will leave it below, and might drop it back in after the contest has finished! So uh, sorry if you liked that bit!


    Something caught her eye. A flicker of light above the enormous entranceway to the castle. It was fire in a jar.

    No. Misty narrowed her eyes, looking closer. She started to storm toward the entrance, a new sense of determination rising. It wasn’t fire. With a leap she rose into the air, ignoring the screaming of her sore wings as they took her closer and closer to the jar.

    It was sitting on a ledge above the door, sending gentle light all around. It wasn’t fire though. She pressed her face against the smooth glass, watching the trapped fireflies within, circling their tiny prison.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there!” she whispered urgently, looking this way and that in case a pony should see what she was up to. When she was certain the coast was clear, she hefted herself onto the top of the jar, which seemed to be made out of metal. Despite the obvious join, she could see no gaps in the top. She tried using her sword to pry it apart, but nothing would budge.

    “Damn pony magic!” she cursed, sinking down beside the jar in defeat. She watched her pained reflection, illuminated by the streaks of light from within. An idea formed in her mind; she slowly stood up and hefted her front limbs against the jar. “Okay, little buddies! Hold tight!”

    Straining against the glass, she hefted as hard as she could. It began to scrape against the ledge and then started to violently shudder and topple. Misty fell forwards as the jar launched itself onto the ground, barely managing to not fall herself. Below her, it exploded into a thousand shards of crystal that lit up as the fireflies danced free, soaring into the black of the night and vanishing amongst the stars.

    Misty smiled. She had done it. She had struck a blow against the ponies the like of which had never been seen before. It wasn’t enough though. Winter was still coming. But there was something the ponies didn’t know. Misty was coming for them.

    Now to finish Seapony story!

    5 comments · 247 views
  • 10w, 21h
    EqD Prompt Competition Madness

    Okay guys, I have put everything on hold in a frenzied attempt to actually write a story for the EqD Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. I have posted up what I've done in order to shame myself into finishing it. Another 5k by tomorrow... it's doable!

    Actually, my worry is that it will be too long, as the limit is 15k. But then I guess you all still get a bonus story, so everyone wins!

    Let me know what you think!

    Rise

    It is about Breezies, but EVEN SO give it a go!

    5 comments · 168 views
  • 12w, 4d
    Video Review: Twilight's Best Friend

    I just got messaged by Emeraldcomet who showed me a video review he did of my story Twilight's Best Friend. I always like to see what other people made of my stories (and if you do something like this, please let me know!)

    It's an old story (early 2011 I believe) but still one of my favourites, if a little rough around the edges in retrospect! Anyway, check out the review here:


    3 comments · 179 views
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What if Twilight and Trixie were both zeppelins who were in love? At last this age-old question has been answered!

First Published
10th Jan 2012
Last Modified
10th Jan 2012
#1 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

I remember getting my mind blown at this when it hit EQD.

Lovely seeing it here too!

counter fun fun

#2 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

:trollestia: Problem, Twilight Bimple?

:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

GTFO.

This was fun to read. Made me LOL a few times. :twilightsmile:

#3 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

But... but... how can... I don't... :ajsleepy: Okay it's brilliant. Damn you brilliance- why do you have to make things good and weird.

#4 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Ohohoho~ This is great, nice job :D

#5 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Dinkleberg....

#7 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Lustig! Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg ist natürlich das beste Luftschiff der Welt!:trixieshiftright:

#8 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

I had never before wondered what would happen if Twilight and Trixie were blimps that were in love. Now that I know, however, I can't imagine life without this knowledge.

#10 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

What is this, I don't even...  

Alright 5 stars.

#13 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Glad to see this on here. Still one of the funniest fanfiction I've ever read

#14 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·
#15 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Wat.

I just read the title and the description and... wat.

I need to read this. FOR SCIENCE!

#16 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Okay, I know I laughed, but I have no idea why. What is it in here that I find funny? I...just...

Screw you, human instinct that promotes a positive emotional response to lucridity.

#17 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Wat is this I don't even...

Just from the intro I know this is going to be gold. A story that cracks you up but makes you go "WTF?" all at once. Love it!

#18 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

As I finish this, I am left with the greatest feeling of wat in my entire life.

I am genuinely impressed at your ability to write something this well written, that manages to confuse my poor mind so much, while sumultaniously managing to a fairly okay plot into it.

I need more of this. xD

#19 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

What?

#20 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

wut :rainbowhuh:

#21 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile: I read this with my friends at school. We could barely go through half of it without laughing so hard that our gasbags would have exploded if we were blimps ourselves! :pinkiegasp: After all, they are small and stubby. :ajsmug:

It's so great! We loved it. But you got us in trouble. 1 star.

Loljk. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

#22 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

With the risk of sounding like everyone else: WAT?!?!

#23 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

And now we are doing inanimate objects?

... I am at a lost for words. What is even worse that I found this slightly arousing...

Gack..... I really need to get my head out of the gutter.

#24 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

OK I have no idea, where the fuck you got such an idea, but here:

Take my stars!

"Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg." - Genial^^

#25 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Fine.

What?

FINE.  FIVE STARS.  BASTARD.

What.  I don't even.

Dammit.  Fine.

#26 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

THE SHIT?

#27 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Rule 34 to the max.

#28 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

"Oh, what huge vanity!" really? That's just awful :facehoof:

...But also hilarious, awfully hilarious, so 5 out of 5.

#29 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

>>121637THE FUCK?

#30 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Simply amazing. :)

#31 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

I hope we get to see Ruddershy and Pinkie Sky before long...

#32 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

finally someone has asked the question that has plagued my mind! genuinely in tears with laughter it is soo terribly funny and i dont know why i like it :rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:

#33 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

I still remember when I first read this in EqD.

This is without a doubt one of the most weirdly hilarious fics I've ever read.

#34 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

... The fuck?

#35 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Well....it scared and disturbed me while I laughed my head clean off, well done good sir, you made me terrified of airships :D.

#36 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

*clopclopclopclop*

#37 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

There is no love purer than that between two rigid airship pony lesbians

This is the story the universe was created to tell

Edit: There's a couple of italic tags near the end that are in HTML rather than unicode (I think it's unicode. They're in carets rather than brackets, is my point.)

#38 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

This is the greatest thing ever.

#39 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

>>121742

Good catch, thanks! Fixed!

#40 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

I lost it at gasbag. And that wasn't even that far. :facehoof:

But um. Very good. :moustache:

#41 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

So she's called Trixieburg and she has German writing on her side . . . I can't imagine she has a happy ending :trixieshiftright: This is hilarious. 5 stars.

#43 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Wha... I... blimps?... Trixieberg?... I'm speechless. :derpyderp1:

#44 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Fun read. Liked the puns. Still :derpyderp2:

#46 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

Why does this exist? And why did I love it so? 5 starts sir, 5 stars. :raritywink:

#47 · 145w, 3d ago · · ·

You should write a sequel where Luna is one of these.

#49 · 145w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh, so THAT'S how Equestria mas made. That explains everything.

You crazy, magnificent devil. I'd vote 6 if I could.

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