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Blueshift

Joined December 2011
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What if Twilight and Trixie were both zeppelins who were in love? At last this age-old question has been answered!

First Published
10th Jan 2012
Last Modified
10th Jan 2012

Comments ( 234 )

#1 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

I remember getting my mind blown at this when it hit EQD.

Lovely seeing it here too!

counter fun fun

#2 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

:trollestia: Problem, Twilight Bimple?

:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

GTFO.

This was fun to read. Made me LOL a few times. :twilightsmile:

#3 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

But... but... how can... I don't... :ajsleepy: Okay it's brilliant. Damn you brilliance- why do you have to make things good and weird.

#4 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

Ohohoho~ This is great, nice job :D

#5 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

Dinkleberg....

#7 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

Lustig! Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg ist natürlich das beste Luftschiff der Welt!:trixieshiftright:

#8 · 142w, 21h ago · · ·

I had never before wondered what would happen if Twilight and Trixie were blimps that were in love. Now that I know, however, I can't imagine life without this knowledge.

#10 · 142w, 20h ago · · ·

What is this, I don't even...  

Alright 5 stars.

#13 · 142w, 19h ago · · ·

Glad to see this on here. Still one of the funniest fanfiction I've ever read

#14 · 142w, 19h ago · · ·
#15 · 142w, 19h ago · · ·

Wat.

I just read the title and the description and... wat.

I need to read this. FOR SCIENCE!

#16 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

Okay, I know I laughed, but I have no idea why. What is it in here that I find funny? I...just...

Screw you, human instinct that promotes a positive emotional response to lucridity.

#17 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

Wat is this I don't even...

Just from the intro I know this is going to be gold. A story that cracks you up but makes you go "WTF?" all at once. Love it!

#18 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

As I finish this, I am left with the greatest feeling of wat in my entire life.

I am genuinely impressed at your ability to write something this well written, that manages to confuse my poor mind so much, while sumultaniously managing to a fairly okay plot into it.

I need more of this. xD

#19 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

What?

#20 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

wut :rainbowhuh:

#21 · 142w, 18h ago · · ·

:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile: I read this with my friends at school. We could barely go through half of it without laughing so hard that our gasbags would have exploded if we were blimps ourselves! :pinkiegasp: After all, they are small and stubby. :ajsmug:

It's so great! We loved it. But you got us in trouble. 1 star.

Loljk. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

#22 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

With the risk of sounding like everyone else: WAT?!?!

#23 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

And now we are doing inanimate objects?

... I am at a lost for words. What is even worse that I found this slightly arousing...

Gack..... I really need to get my head out of the gutter.

#24 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

OK I have no idea, where the fuck you got such an idea, but here:

Take my stars!

"Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg." - Genial^^

#25 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

Fine.

What?

FINE.  FIVE STARS.  BASTARD.

What.  I don't even.

Dammit.  Fine.

#26 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

THE SHIT?

#27 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

Rule 34 to the max.

#28 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

"Oh, what huge vanity!" really? That's just awful :facehoof:

...But also hilarious, awfully hilarious, so 5 out of 5.

#29 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

>>121637THE FUCK?

#30 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

Simply amazing. :)

#31 · 142w, 17h ago · · ·

I hope we get to see Ruddershy and Pinkie Sky before long...

#32 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

finally someone has asked the question that has plagued my mind! genuinely in tears with laughter it is soo terribly funny and i dont know why i like it :rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:

#33 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

I still remember when I first read this in EqD.

This is without a doubt one of the most weirdly hilarious fics I've ever read.

#34 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

... The fuck?

#35 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

Well....it scared and disturbed me while I laughed my head clean off, well done good sir, you made me terrified of airships :D.

#36 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

*clopclopclopclop*

#37 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

There is no love purer than that between two rigid airship pony lesbians

This is the story the universe was created to tell

Edit: There's a couple of italic tags near the end that are in HTML rather than unicode (I think it's unicode. They're in carets rather than brackets, is my point.)

#38 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

This is the greatest thing ever.

#39 · 142w, 16h ago · · ·

>>121742

Good catch, thanks! Fixed!

#40 · 142w, 15h ago · · ·

I lost it at gasbag. And that wasn't even that far. :facehoof:

But um. Very good. :moustache:

#41 · 142w, 15h ago · · ·

So she's called Trixieburg and she has German writing on her side . . . I can't imagine she has a happy ending :trixieshiftright: This is hilarious. 5 stars.

#43 · 142w, 15h ago · · ·

Wha... I... blimps?... Trixieberg?... I'm speechless. :derpyderp1:

#44 · 142w, 15h ago · · ·

Fun read. Liked the puns. Still :derpyderp2:

#46 · 142w, 15h ago · · ·

Why does this exist? And why did I love it so? 5 starts sir, 5 stars. :raritywink:

#47 · 142w, 14h ago · · ·

You should write a sequel where Luna is one of these.

#49 · 142w, 14h ago · · ·

Oh, so THAT'S how Equestria mas made. That explains everything.

You crazy, magnificent devil. I'd vote 6 if I could.

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