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Mr Unsmiley
Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.
Mr Unsmiley
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YES GOOD
yes good
also Rainbow Dash is stifler from american pie somehow and this is now the correct fanon for adult RD fics
Rookie mistake, kid.
You and me both, pony lady.
10/10 would rofl again
you are perfect Mr Unsmiley. I could have paid twice the amount for this fic and it would have been worth it.
You win.
Commence read.
Hm. A mountain pen? First I've heard of one.
Ha. Kronos.
5491951 Glad you enjoyed it so much! I felt the sex scene might have been lacking, so I tried to compensate with better humor.
5492008 Thanks for pointing that out, it was supposed to be "fountain pen".
Okay, I hate to rain on the parade here, but two things:
shots of champagne?
and
Being buzzed giving the hallucination of being covered in ants?
Lolwut
I'm sure the second one is for comedic purposes only, but I'm playing the devil's advocate today so I figured why not.
5492262 Don't remember anyone saying you can't take shots of champagne.
And a 'skin-crawling' sensation coming to a first time drinker doesn't strike me as odd, if I'm honest.
5492283
okay, I miss understood the skin crawling thing, but where do you take shots of champagne? I'm honestly curious. It could just be the area I grew up in, but champagne, wine, and the like are generally served in a fluted glass. Never a shot glass. In some of the more upscale places that would be quite the faux pas.
Edit:
I just reached the end of the story, and I laughed so hard I started choking. Good story, friend.
5492319 Glad you enjoyed it.
Champagne is the go-to drink where celebrations are concerned. I don't think many people would mind the variation.
Wow... Hawt! I hope there'll be more of this.
Anyway, one little nitpick. Twilight guessed, "Hair, boobs, legs, butt, and lips", and was wrong. Rarity guessed, "Hair, breasts, butt, legs, and lips" and was right. They both guessed the same things.
5499142 No, they didn't. The answers were similar, but legs was in a different place.
5499500 Hmm...You never mentioned that as a part of the rules, though.
5499795
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It's a "top five" list.
As in, the top five things you like, number one being your favorite?
5499799 Meh, oh well. So, are you, by chance, going to continue this?
5499880 Not really. This was a commission. Unless someone orders a sequel or something like it, I don't have any intentions of continuing it.
5499892
ha that last part
Great story, but I'm a little disappointed by the lack of Spike cuddling Preggity from behind, or something explicitly leading to such, as the cover lead me to believe.
5612643 Preggity? i dont think rarity was pregnant in this story
5870192
Exactly. There wasn't one in the story. However, this is one on the story's cover art, which led to my confusion and comment.
5492262
No. That was cuz he said he was feeling "Ant-sy"
Whelp I've died of laughter.
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I lost it at the Kronos thing. Word to the wise, don't read fics like this while drinking coffee. Not healthy for your nose.
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His wit kro-knows no bounds
Finally those two years of Greek mythology classes paid off...kind of.