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GeodesicDragon


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Rarity believes she has lost what could very well be a winning lottery ticket.

Pinkie Pie offers to help her find it.

This can only end well.

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:I okei

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Total views are updated every twenty minutes (so I heard).

"Could you please do me a favour, and not show me your leftovers? It is hardly behaviour fitting of

No, wait! It could be something important!

— wait just a minute, let me see that."

Whew!

...as she dropped the item and began sobbing uncontrollably

Oh wait, never mind....

Now Pinkie's gonna have to probably spit out the rest of the pieces of the ticket...if she can, that is.

(Also, yay! This is the first MLP fanfic I read that was published in 2015!)

Pinks, I like you, but I'm gonna have to murder you if you keep pulling stunts like this.

:raritydespair: Pinkie! My key to riches! How could you?!

:pinkiegasp: Wha? I ate your ticket? It looked and tasted like lettuce to me!

:raritycry:

:pinkiesmile: Calm down rares! I just remembered that I bought a lottery ticket too. *checks paper* Yup! 8742 is the correct one indeed!

:raritystarry: Let's split the prize money 50-50!

:pinkiegasp: wait wait... I read wrongly! I thought the number 8 was 0. Ehehehe~

:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

:trollestia:

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You are correct! Have a hundred bonus points, a cookie, and a moustache. :moustache:

And pinkie messed things up again:facehoof:

Reminds me of Kenan and Kel. And I'm totally okay with that. :raritywink:

I lol'd many a lol. Makes me wanna stop f***ing procastinating and finish my damn stories! :twilightangry2:

As for the cover pic, found what I assume is the original, a black-and-white-colour-it-in-yourself picture by MegaSweet on DA:
http://megasweet.deviantart.com/art/WHY-192238919

Next time you're on TeamSpeak, I'll teach ya how to use Google Image search properly :raritywink:

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Next time you're on TeamSpeak, I'll teach ya how to use Google Image search properly :raritywink:

I resent your implication that I didn't try that already.

Don't make me bearhug you into oblivion again. :rainbowkiss:

hahha, well i uges pinkei cna't tate paper but nice punch line. realyy never aid it was the winning ticket but oh well.

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