Berry Punch likes to think that she's a fairly-normal pony, who lives in a fairly-normal town filled with other fairly-normal ponies.
Unfortunately, her house is anything but normal, in any sense of the word.
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Yes.
This house is a dick.
Yeah, that accent works with Berry
Also, with all those strange stuff happening to Berry in the show, it's no wonder she drinks...
See?! I told you! But you said I was crazy!
I read the house dialogue in Peter Griffin's voice.
Once again, a problem is solved in the most brutal, effective, and cathartic means of all time.
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Funnily enough, that was my first thought when the idea first came to me. "How would I deal with a situation like this, personally? Why, burn it to the ground, of course."
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Words, my dear boy. Words.
Upvoted for Berry Punch, faved for the sheer stupidity and equal brilliance of this. Great short and silly story.
Fantastic.
so i was just on fimfiction and—HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FEATURED WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
Lol Love Berry's accent here
For some reason, whenever the house started talking, I imagined it having some slick New York accent like a Roaring 20's gangster. I don't know why, but it always seems funnier that way.
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YES, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Berry! Why? Why did you set me on fire Berry Punch!? Why didn't you just quit drinking! *long gasp* STOP WASTING TIME!
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It's interesting that Derpy is among her reasons to drink... (the CMC should also be there – especially after Hearts and Hooves Day...)
I be like,
I wonder what else I thought I knew will turn out to be wrong…
Lol
This was the best part. I would read a story about just these wankers talking all day about the crap their tenants get in.
I was honestly thinking Discord.
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You know what? I think that would be a great sequel/prequel/sidestory idea.
Kanzlerin, make it happen!
New headcanon accepted.
Thru-out this story I was thinking "If I was in this situation, I'd burn that ass-fuck of a house down".
I was very disappointed when that didn't make it dead. Thing had pretty much no redeeming qualities.
Nice, well played.
Fuller review here, but in brief: it's very silly, but that's no bad thing. Can't say I've seen the concept before, either! I did find Berry's accent hugely distracting, though, a bit like when people go all-out with writing AJ's dialogue.