Granny Smith and the Holy Grail

It's one of the greatest relics in the world, and Granny Smith found it at a thrift shop on a Sunday afternoon. After using the Holy Grail for decoration at her house, she gets frequent visits from one of the greatest knights in all of legend.

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RazDelacroix

RazDelacroix #1 · Dec 9th, 2014 · 3 · ·

Thankfully, no inquisition was had and the animators did not suddenly die of a heart attack Thusly did our most gallant knight make merry his way when suddenly he realized that he was a fleshed out three-dimensional knight walking upon a land of well-animated equines. Then suddenly, the credits!

nioniosbbbb

nioniosbbbb #2 · Dec 9th, 2014 · · ·

I like the way Granny Smith is like "Uh-huh... you need the grail huh? Important huh? Welps I don't care now shoo!" :P The lulz of this and the Monty Python references.

Seether00

Seether00 #3 · Dec 10th, 2014 · 1 · 1 ·

Umm... okay, I guess I'll look past that this was basically "inspired" by Chivilary penned by Neil Gaiman in his book of short stories: Smoke and Mirrors

In that, the apple is the apple of eternal youth, and the old woman is named Mrs Whittaker.

Gleaming

Gleaming #4 · Dec 10th, 2014 · · ·

The Holy Grail, this story was holy in its own right. Let's hope that Granny Smith doesn't plan on doing anything fishy with that golden apple.

Philosophysics

Philosophysics #5 · Dec 11th, 2014 · 1 · ·

Umm.............

I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this, so I'll make a song.

Once upon a time, a mare got a cup
A man in a suit wanted it for Round, Round Table.
He came around one time offering gold.
The Mare came round and pushed him away.
So he came around a second time offering his sword.
The event cam around again with no luck again.
The man came and the Mare gave him a quest!
To find a Golden Apple in the Everfree Forest!
But twas was a lie or so she thought for after weeks of waiting.
The man came around, dizzy and faint, with a golden apple.
Told his story to all her relatives about how he fought monsters and bunnies as he searched for the apple.
Came to the tree with the purple leaves! And Lo Behold A Troll came out!
And asked him three things.
Anticlimatic it was as he was asked his name, quest, and favorite color.
But the Mare kept her promise and took down the cup and gave it to the man.
He left.
But the Mare placed the Golden Apple in a basket with plans to plant it on the next full moon so that it may grow.