Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were inspired. Personally, I would've given the card to "I drink to forget alcoholism." I'm a sucker for paradoxes.
Also, Adam Smith should apparently be ashamed of himself.
"Oooh! Oooh!" Pinkie jumped up and ran to her closet...then came back with six pointy purple hats. Sunset raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess...Trixie emergencies?" "Yep," Pinkie said, plopping a hat on each girl's head.
Even Smash Bros was prepared. There's a magic hat headgear piece for Mii Fighters, and yes, I made one for Trixie. I wish I could show it to you.
"Being a dick to children is a slippery slope that leads to jerking off into a pool of children's tears." I think I just got a first class ticket to hell for laughing at that play.
This is the third "cards against *" fic i've read. And its the best one! Even more so because you are actually playing the game while you write it. Which is great cause you're making the best of a bad hand or good one, and not just picking things for their comedic value. Looking forward to the rest of this.
Very fun. People are only downvoting this because it is one CAE fic in a sudden popular wave... As if there weren't a thousand Twilestia, Twidash, Twiluna, and Twilunestiance fics out there.
"Being a dick to children is a slippery slope that leads to jerking off into a pool of children's tears."
Oh, God, that's been the best one yet! I don't know who's worse, me for laughing for a minute straight or you for coming up with it in the first place!
5287817 Actually, it's where the economy regulates itself if left relativly unchecked.
"Eating all of the cookies before the bake sale," Rarity said, no longer able to do the sexy voice because she was snickering too hard. "That's how I want to die."
It would be really sad if someone was just like "I drink to forget my past"...I just had an idea for a really sad Sunset Shimmer story that I really don't wanna rite...
Your definition more closely matches The Fable of the Bees by Mandeville, who is sometimes described as a precursor to Smith's economic-moral philosophy, but was rather more... radical in his formulations. It's also a really good poem, if a bit long to read in a sitting.
Applejack rolled her eyes. "For her next trick, the Strong and Honest Applejack will pull Trenderfoot's missing testicle out of a monkey smoking a cigar." She took a bow.
What? What?! I jist... what! Bahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhavahabahababahshdhahhahahahshfnjfjrjsbxndiejejcough!
Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were inspired. Personally, I would've given the card to "I drink to forget alcoholism." I'm a sucker for paradoxes.
Also, Adam Smith should apparently be ashamed of himself.
I love this so much!
You don't even know how much!
when this is done..i hope for a sequel just because it so funny. i also wanna get the game.
Even Smash Bros was prepared. There's a magic hat headgear piece for Mii Fighters, and yes, I made one for Trixie. I wish I could show it to you.
"Being a dick to children is a slippery slope that leads to jerking off into a pool of children's tears."
I think I just got a first class ticket to hell for laughing at that play.
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At the end.
Wait, I thought the invisible hand was the economic principle where hedonism makes society function better. No seriously, that's the definition.
This is the third "cards against *" fic i've read.
And its the best one!
Even more so because you are actually playing the game while you write it. Which is great cause you're making the best of a bad hand or good one, and not just picking things for their comedic value.
Looking forward to the rest of this.
Very fun. People are only downvoting this because it is one CAE fic in a sudden popular wave... As if there weren't a thousand Twilestia, Twidash, Twiluna, and Twilunestiance fics out there.
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>implying I approve of any fad
And it's the difference between a flood and a trickle.
Oh, God, that's been the best one yet!
I don't know who's worse, me for laughing for a minute straight or you for coming up with it in the first place!
5287817 Actually, it's where the economy regulates itself if left relativly unchecked.
I'm game!
bitch, please, behold, the one my Sister drew:
"Jim'll fix it, Wanking into a pool of childrens tears"
Good
"I drink to forget alcoholism."
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Well...
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Paradoxical is more like it.
OMG! I'm dying!!!
It would be really sad if someone was just like "I drink to forget my past"...I just had an idea for a really sad Sunset Shimmer story that I really don't wanna rite...
5287340 I need to know. How do you make MLP Characters with the Mii-Maker?
Gawd this story is funny!
6116958 Sing this to the tune of Who's a Silly Pony and it gets even better
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Your definition more closely matches The Fable of the Bees by Mandeville, who is sometimes described as a precursor to Smith's economic-moral philosophy, but was rather more... radical in his formulations. It's also a really good poem, if a bit long to read in a sitting.
Is it me, or was this actually pretty funny?
Why the fuck, Applejack.
WHAT.
THE.
ACTUAL.
FUCK.
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Trixie emergencies are best emergencies. Around the house of metroid_freak, we call that an "Emertrixie".
I'll show myself out.
What? What?! I jist... what! Bahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhavahabahababahshdhahhahahahshfnjfjrjsbxndiejejcough!
Jesus, you really want to murder me with laughter
FLUTTERSHY HAS TO WIN!!
Meanwhile, both Trixies sneeze.