5289286 It really makes you wonder what goes on at that farm, hm? I mean, they're vegetarians living on an apple farm (in the ponyverse at least)! Why do they even need pigs?
'Rarity frowned. "Oh, I so do not want to play this card on this question, but...I would rather save this other, delicious card for a more opportune time..."' --Aaaaand that's why you're losing.
"Oh god, I don't even want to know what you think about during sex, Rainbow Dash," Sunset said with a laugh as she studied her cards. "You shouldn't even be having sex," Fluttershy said softly.
M-My sides! XD
"Next: 72 virgins!" "I ordered mine with 73 virgins, and I want all 73, dammit!" Rainbow said. The others snickered. Pinkie giggled,
It doesn't seem like these girls quite understand the subtleties of this game. Also, they're all so squeamish, and end up picking the cleaner, less funny cards.
Silly Pinkie, if it's so incredibly wrong then you just have to choose it!
"Firing a Rifle Into the Air While Balls-Deep in a Squealing Hog". Lol, the absolute best card I ever saw! Even better, it was my redneck-ish friend who played that one, demolished, absolutely steamrolled everyone else's card for that round, we were all dying laughing!
Rainbow swept up the cards, shuffling them. "Okay, let's see what you sick pervs came up with," she said with a grin. "During sex, I like to think about...the cool, refreshing taste of fizzy apple cider." She stared blankly at the card.
"During sex, I like to think about...the cool, refreshing taste of fizzy apple cider." She stared blankly at the card. Applejack raised an eyebrow. Rainbow frowned. "During sex, I like to think about...the south." Her eye began to twitch. "Oh goddammit." Sunset and Pinkie began cackling.
Fluttershy ducked her head. "W-well...I liked the jazz hands one the most, but...but...Applejack can have this point," Fluttershy said, handing Applejack the card.
I thought you're supposed to pick the card(s) YOU liked the most... not what others liked.
Rarity sighed. "Oh, very well. Apparently, I went to Mexicolt and, for reasons I will never quite fathom, brought home two midgets shitting into a bucket."
BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE! If that doesn’t do anything I’d take a shotgun.......
to shoot that motherfucker who made that card, (not you Mythmoth,)
Rainbow shook her head and sighed. "During sex, I like to think about...queefing? The fuck is queefing?"
For those uninitiated, and i get this is gross as hell, qeefing is......... well it’s like........ it’s like farting, for girls, expect it’s NOT with le butt, if y’all know what I’m talking about,
Ah yes, Smosh Games can attest to that card's rather . . . interesting scenario. *gag*
Consensual Sex.
... Did Justice4243's Sonata write some of these?
5286841 Could you give me the link?
Of course the one who played the Firing a Rifle Into the Air While Balls-Deep in a Squealing Hog card would be the farmer.
5289286 It really makes you wonder what goes on at that farm, hm? I mean, they're vegetarians living on an apple farm (in the ponyverse at least)! Why do they even need pigs?
Good
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Not having sex.
BLASPHEMY
Also, why do they insist on picking the least funny ones?
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Indescribable horrors.
This is absolutely glorious. On a different note, I have to wonder what caused them to need two bathroom breaks in what was likely only an hour max.
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They're women. Tiny little bladders.
Huh, that sounds like it calls for a story.
... Is it still called Bridleway in the human world?
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Why would you have to think about consen-
...Oh...
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Crippled foals.
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Yeah. Told in the Season 4 finale. She's talkin' 'bout Tirek.
Celestia damn it, that is hilarious.
'Rarity frowned. "Oh, I so do not want to play this card on this question, but...I would rather save this other, delicious card for a more opportune time..."'
--Aaaaand that's why you're losing.
M-My sides! XD
Hahah xD
What's wrong with me...
5342085 Nothing you're as normal as the rest of us.
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Triumphant battle music from Fairy Tail
"Land mines," Sunset said, raising an eyebrow.
"Ah heard of wantin' yer kids outta th' house, but damn," Applejack said.
That had me howling. I loved that.
Rarity got a point at last!
It doesn't seem like these girls quite understand the subtleties of this game. Also, they're all so squeamish, and end up picking the cleaner, less funny cards.
Silly Pinkie, if it's so incredibly wrong then you just have to choose it!
I love watching them settle into the game and release their inner fucked-up people.
Did Applejack swoop a card?
"Firing a Rifle Into the Air While Balls-Deep in a Squealing Hog". Lol, the absolute best card I ever saw! Even better, it was my redneck-ish friend who played that one, demolished, absolutely steamrolled everyone else's card for that round, we were all dying laughing!
This is way too much fun to read. I have to keep stopping to compose myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD XDDDDDDD
Rarity finally gets a point! and Rainbow Dash flipps everyone off.
I was reading this thinking it was just a 3 chapter story. NOPE, its apparently 10 chapters.
Guess ill be staying up later than originally planned
So, Rarity secretly has a thing for Sunset?
Wentches! Too funny hahaha
5569936 Isn't that the point of the game?
I thought you're supposed to pick the card(s) YOU liked the most... not what others liked.
im gonna play online cards against humanity now
BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE! If that doesn’t do anything I’d take a shotgun.......
to shoot that motherfucker who made that card, (not you Mythmoth,)
Oh i SO want to know what her card said, by that i mean i want to know what the card she placed down said,
Why would you do that to Pumbaa? xD i mean that, tf did that Warthog ever do to you of all people?
For those uninitiated, and i get this is gross as hell, qeefing is......... well it’s like........ it’s like farting, for girls, expect it’s NOT with le butt, if y’all know what I’m talking about,
About FUCKING TIME RARITY!!!!!
YOU'LL NEVER FIND YOUR PARENTS GLORY HOLES JP.
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I mean...for all we know Timone is the one firing that rifle.
My friend played that one once...I asked why his sister was screaming. He just looked shocked.
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You sir just made my day, also was he southern? Because that would have made the joke so much better.
Gloryholes JP.
Still more glory holes.