Ah, yes. The polite, considerate friend with an astonishingly perverse imagination. I'd call it cliche if it didn't perfectly describe what happens when I play Cards Against Humanity.
In any case, you're actually making this work fairly well, using the cards as a way to get the characters to bounce off of one another. Definitely looking forward to more.
Fluttershy's answers are akin to playing CAH with my 15 year old little sister. You don't expect this sort of thing out of her, but she tends to dominate all of our games.
"Okay, okay...those were all pretty funny even if they were pretty mean. I think three dicks gets it because that's something I'd probably actually do." She stopped, then turned even redder. "Oh, that so did not come out right."
Okay, I'm officially done trying not to laugh. My chest hurts too much.
An empty donut box sat haphazardly on the corner of Pinkie's bed, spilling stray crumbs onto the floor. The girls' hands and faces were sticky with icing HAHAHA sounded so fucking wrong
Okay, Pinkie's card this game, and the whole situation around it? GLORIOUS. I actually fell out of my chair and, no joke, could not get up for at least five minutes because I was laughing so hard. I'm favoriting this story just for that!
"Let's...just get this over with," she said, picking up Applejack's cards. "A brain tumor plus...crippling debt...equals...child beauty pageants." She gave Applejack a half-lidded stare.
"Whut?" Applejack said plaintively. "You act like y'all ain't never heard of th' South before."
Tf? Is THAT how it really is in Texas and surrounding areas?
"Riiiiiight," Rarity drawled, shaking her head. Setting those aside, she picked up Rainbow's cards. "Spectacular abs plus man meat equals an honest cop with nothing left to lose?" She peered at Rainbow.
Aka male a stripper's backstory.
Pinkie's cheeks puffed up, her face red as a tomato. "Three dicks at the same time?!" she cried, staring at the fourth card.
I mean...that is a super power.
"Woo!" Rainbow cried. "See? I know what Daring wants to see!"
Wasn't there already a Cards Against Humanity story here?
...eh, whatever. I wasn't the first Gargoyles story on the site, so who am I to talk about originality?
With that said, lemme read this.
-Kirb, possibly on drugs.
5286498 It's a bandwagon thing. I made like two blog posts about jumping on this bandwagon.
Another one of these?
plz no.
Don't make this a fad, you'll make me hate the irl game.
5286534 this fad is making me want to GET the IRL game, dude!
Ah, yes. The polite, considerate friend with an astonishingly perverse imagination. I'd call it cliche if it didn't perfectly describe what happens when I play Cards Against Humanity.
In any case, you're actually making this work fairly well, using the cards as a way to get the characters to bounce off of one another. Definitely looking forward to more.
I just waiting for a big black dick to rear it's oozing headXD
Boy.
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Well I don't mind this bandwagon at all And I think this is the funniest so far.
... AJ, I am a representative of the Alliance for non-Stereotypical Southerners, and I fear I need to revoke you hick card for the time being.
HURRICANE FLUTTERSHY WINS AGAIN! SHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Omg this is the best CAH story by far
Seriously, and this is the best chapter! And specifically Pinkies turn. Pure. Gold. Wrapped in platinum.
5286614 Abso-fucking-lutely. One of the best things about these stories? You can be as obsene, raunchy and dirty as you want when writing comments.
Here I go:
Dicks.
That should do it.
I think I might have died on Pinkie's turn.
5286614 Word.
Also, Pinkie's turn was the best so far.
Great
That three dicks card...oh goodness I can't stop laughing somebody call the hospital...
Actual combo I got:
"What's that sound?"
"A mime having a stroke"
God dammit Rainbow, stop referencing the show.
"pixellated bukkake"
--Had to look that one up on the urban dictionairy! The pixellated part was random, but the definition of bukkake sure made me laugh...
Pinkie's turn made me laugh so hard that my eye's all red and sore now. God fucking damnit.
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Somebrony needs to make an Equestrian version of the game. I'd buy it just to see what the contents were.
Sounds like me.
5352598 you realize that not only are there mlp decks, and clop decks, the is also one specifically based on Fimfiction.
Oh man, they got Pinkie good.
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dear lord I hope so
Pinkie's part...my sides doubled over!
LOL Flutters ftw
5287493 OH DEAR GOD THAT ACRONYM WAS NOT INTENTIONAL!
I love this and I am happy it exists.
Of course Dominatrix Rarity would like that one.
The traditional words spokenat some point during every CaH game.
"Oh look, I'm also sticky from giving birth to a demon."
Rainbow, I didn't know you were Sunset's mother!
...I'M SO SORRY SUNSET-SEMPAI D':
Fluttershy's answers are akin to playing CAH with my 15 year old little sister. You don't expect this sort of thing out of her, but she tends to dominate all of our games.
Okay, I'm officially done trying not to laugh. My chest hurts too much.
5376882 that might kill us this story sure tried lol
the likes read 1234 :)
An empty donut box sat haphazardly on the corner of Pinkie's bed, spilling stray crumbs onto the floor. The girls' hands and faces were sticky with icing HAHAHA sounded so fucking wrong
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I agree soooooooo hard
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And we now know why masturbation made RD sticky. With those glazed finger's she probably needed a bit more than wet wipes.
Applejack's round would've been the perfect opportunity to play
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i got
"What's that sound?"
"the gays."
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There us a cards against equestria website.
You girls aren't just going to hell, you're going to the special hell.
Okay, Pinkie's card this game, and the whole situation around it? GLORIOUS. I actually fell out of my chair and, no joke, could not get up for at least five minutes because I was laughing so hard. I'm favoriting this story just for that!
Tf? Is THAT how it really is in Texas and surrounding areas?
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I KNOW RIGHT?... l did the same thing... freaking lost it man, that was pure GOLD
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The child beauty pageants yes the rest are pretty universal.
Ok did you play these rounds with your friends in rl
Aka male a stripper's backstory.
I mean...that is a super power.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR FANFICS RD.