"Well, however you're doing it, you're beating the panties off the rest of us,"

I don't even need to add anything. This speaks for itself. I'm just drawing attention to it.

"That's right, I killed altar boys. How, you ask? Chainsaws for hands."
"Oooh, scary!" Pinkie giggled.
"Chainsaw hands would be awesome," Rainbow said.

scrollboss.illmosis.net/customsprite/splatterhouse-capfgt_biggieman_stand1.png : "Damn straight, Dash."

"That...was about Big Macintosh, wasn't it?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"No. No it was not," Applejack said. Her eyes roamed all around the room.

Dash might want to watch her back...

"RAINBOW DASH! GO!"

"Pictures of boobs."

"Don't need pictures of boobs, mine are awesome. FLUTTERSHY, GO!"

Um

"Yaaay," Fluttershy breathed erotically.

Fluttershy breathed erotically

breathed erotically

How do you breathe erotically?
Also, I can't stop laughing at Pinkie telling Fluttershy to Bitch Slap Applejack

Fluttershy sure is 'Meeping' alot, is she part Roadrunner?

Wow, incest AND sexy Fluttershy? You're spoiling me her author-senpai.

Good

I SHALL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER> NEXT QUEEN.

Pinkie picked up her cards and darted into her closet. There was some banging and rustling. A minute later, she emerged, draped in a black cloak, her hair completely straight and lank. She held a lit candle in one hand, casting an eerie glow over her face. "Poor people. Pooping back and forth forever. The inevitable heat death of the universe." She blew out her candle, then threw off the cloak, reappearing at the table with her hair once again poofy.

Um...what? I'm sorry, but that has to be the most hilariously random thing I have read in a LONG time. XD

Rainbow should have said 'Chainsaw Hands would be GROOVY'

"APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN!"

I just about died.

APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN

LATER
"APPLEJACK!"
"Yes Pinkie?"
"YOUR VAGINA. NOW."

"Rarity," Fluttershy said. "I'm sorry, but...I just...really liked hers."

Hey, hey, hey, stay out of my shed.

"Getting really high. Dying of dysentery. The folly of man."
"Whoa, that was deep," Pinkie said.

*snaps* Truth, man. Truth.

"FLUTTERSHY, BITCHSLAP APPLEJACK!"
"Okay okay, sheesh!" Applejack turned red. "Ummm...uhhh...m-mah vagina."
Sunset, Rainbow, and Rarity stared at her. She blushed more furiously, hiding her face with her hat.
"APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN!"

This and the Fedoras part killed my sides.
The most fun part is reading this in the voice of the ponie- or well, humans.

"That's right, I killed Grandma. How, you ask? A mopey zoo lion."
"That...was kinda lame," Pinkie said.
"Oh yeah?" Rainbow shot back. "Think you can do better?"

Well, yeah, duh!

That's right, I killed a mopey zoo lion. How, you ask? Grandma!

"Umm..." Fluttershy raised her hand. "Me. Again."
Rainbow's jaw dropped. "HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

It's the power of the innocent, Rainbow. The power of the innocent.

"My turn again!" Pinkie said, drawing a black card. "What's my anti-drug?"
"GOOD QUESTION!" Sunset, Rainbow, Rarity, and Applejack all shouted back.

Agreed.

"APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN!"

W-what?! XD
Let the fanfics begin! Oh, wait...

"My turn," Rainbow said. Once everyone was ready, she picked up another black card and read it. "What never fails to liven up the party?"

(Human or Anthro) Pinkie Pie flashing the party-goers.

Rainbow's jaw dropped. "HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?"

*shrug*

"You bet!" Pinkie said. She tightened her face into a smug, superior smirk. In a raspy voice that sounded like garlic being dragged across a cheese grater, she hissed, "That's right, I killed bitches. How, you ask? Flesh-eating bacteria."

"WwwwwOW," Sunset Shimmer said, wide-eyed. "Ooooo-KAY then. Let's see..." She sighed. "Sorry, I gotta give Fluttershy this one, just for the phone porn voice."

"Yaaay," Fluttershy breathed erotically.

"Dammit, cut that out!" Rainbow cried, blushing.

I just keep imagining Flutterbitch. And ho-lee shit would she be good at phone sex.

"It says...50,000 volts straight to the nipples," Rarity said.

"OUCH," Rainbow said, cringing.

"That wouldn't hurt all over, that'd dead all over," Applejack said.

...it's the amps that kill you, not the volts.

5369016 I'd whole-heartedly recommend you read Fluttershy the Phone Sex Operator. It's truly hilarious

too bad Maud didn't join. it woulda been interesting to see if any of the answers would've caused her to crack a smile or laugh hysterically

5342114 I SHIP IT!!!

Oh god, if Maud joined...just, just no.

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Imagine every single black and white card read in her monotone voice.

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What? That would totally rock!

(Sorry, couldn't stop myself... )

"That's right, I killed blank. How, you ask? Blank."

That's right, I killed Your weird Brother. How, you ask? Demonic chainsaw-wielding toilets from hell.
(What i was thinking when I saw this)

"Yaaay," Fluttershy breathed erotically.

"Dammit, cut that out!" Rainbow cried, blushing.

"Yaaay," Fluttershy breathed erotically.

"Dammit, cut that out!" Rainbow cried, blushing.

FlutterDash-sexual-tension much?

HUZZAH! Its the first time I've used an emoticon!

"My turn again!" Pinkie said, drawing a black card. "What's my anti-drug?"

"GOOD QUESTION!" Sunset, Rainbow, Rarity, and Applejack all shouted back.

That's insulting, but I guess the question is legitimate

FLUTTERSHY, BITCHSLAP APPLEJACK!

Looked for a picture of this for an hour praying that it was a real thing, laughing the entire time.

It's not...yet.

"Yaaay," Fluttershy breathed erotically.
"Dammit, cut that out!" Rainbow cried, blushing.

Fuckin' hell, why did I stop reading this for so long?

I like how, as of Rainbow Rocks, any time there's a sleepover at Pinkie's house, Maud MUST make an appearance.

"But Ah like th' balanced breakfast one, mostly 'cuz o' what Sunset said about...about balancin' it on his pecker."

"Dick. I said dick."

Nice and straightforward lmao

The flutterdash sexual tension is the best.

"Why in tarnation do you have so many fedoras?" Applejack asked as she traded her Stetson for a fedora.

In case she goes to Bronycan, and by some miracle, finds attendees not wearing fedoras.

It's a joke, guys.

5871767 How do I keep finding you evryware?

"APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN!" Oh pinkie pie for the win. Was laughing at this for 5 min.

The "Yaay" killed me. I could not stop laughing for a good ten minutes.

Tatusro, why aren't you with discord?!

"WAIIIIIIT!" Pinkie cried. She jumped up and ran to her closet. A minute later, she came back to the table with six fedoras. "Here! Put these on!"

"Why in tarnation do you have so many fedoras?" Applejack asked...

Pinkie Pie has been an atheist ever since she killed God .

Once every girl had on a fedora, Sunset Shimmer picked up her cards, smirking. In her best Chicagoat gangster voice, she said, "That's right, I killed your weird brother. How, you ask? Extremely tight pants."

Given the events of Flutter Brother, I can only imagine Fluttershy's response as this:
: And I appreciate that.

"Or you could surprise him with, uh..." Applejack picked up the next-to-last card of the round. "A bucket of fish heads?"

_____________________

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If you haven't read Sunset Vs. Read that, and it'd make that bit 100X funnier.

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i have read that

Rarity chuckled. "Alright. Who had the extremely crispy nipples?"

ROTFFL

"APPLEJACK GETS THE POINT! I'LL CLAIM THE VAGINA LATER. NEXT QUEEN!"

Lol

Brick joke armed and ready for payoff.

Meanwhile, six gangsters sneeze.