Everyone burst out laughing. "Oh my god, Fluttershy!" Rainbow cried. "How do you keep doing that?" Fluttershy blushed. "I...I'm not trying, really. It's...it's just the cards I keep drawing..."
Pinkie shrugged. "Alright." In an unhappy tone, she said, "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put my inner demons inside of a tiny horse. They were wrong."
... Well, that's a mood killer.
"Dammit, RD, you need professional help!" Applejack thundered.
Pinkie shrugged. "Alright." In an unhappy tone, she said, "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put my inner demons inside of a tiny horse. They were wrong."
Nobody laughed, smiled, or said anything. They all just looked at Sunset with sad expressions. Sunset looked away, wrapping her arms around herself.
'"Open the doors and there is...a sausage festival." "Oooh, I like sausage!" Pinkie said happily. Sunset choked. "Uhh...I don't think it means that kind of sausage, Pinkie." "Aww."'
--at first she was thinking about d*cks, then Sunset told her it was actual sausages.
Pinkie coughed. "Yeah. So, uhh...let's see Rarity's. 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put sunshine and rainbows inside of a murder most foul. They were wrong.' Hmm. That's...not too bad, but...we can do better."
I was playing cards yesterday and (note that I'm a lesbain) the black card said 'what's a girls best friend and I had my vagina. I couldn't use it cause I was the card queen so I used it on 'What am I eating tonight' I had to share a bed with that friend too.
Aww Shimmy Shims... you could totally have used the tiny horse one as a reference to yourself to get insane laughs in a different round. Instead: boom headshot to the feels
Pinkie shrugged. "Alright." In an unhappy tone, she said, "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put my inner demons inside of a tiny horse. They were wrong." Nobody laughed, smiled, or said anything. They all just looked at Sunset with sad expressions. Sunset looked away, wrapping her arms around herself.
Pinkie shrugged. "Alright." In an unhappy tone, she said, "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put my inner demons inside of a tiny horse. They were wrong."
I know this hits a particular sore spot for Sunny, but for me this is just hilarious. Funniest line so far for sure.
Also, I always knew Fluttershy was the most fucked up.
Nobody laughed, smiled, or said anything. They all just looked at Sunset with sad expressions. Sunset looked away, wrapping her arms around herself.
I laughed at this. So hard. But yeah, that was a little on the nose, poor Shimmy Shakes. On one hand I can see why that's a tad sensitive, but on the other ... wow. ___________
Hmm, why does this sound so familiar, I wonder?
sunset is totally just going 4 sympathy points. she ain't some damn tearful waifu.
God DAMN it Moth!
... Well, that's a mood killer.
Sums up this game quite well, don'cha think?
And poor, poor Fluttershy...
Somebody call the police, because the mood just got killed.
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5288681 Noooooooooo...
Seems Rarity simply doesn't have the complete and utter lack of taste needed to win this game.
Is it wrong I read both pick-twos in the Honest Trailers voice?
Good
I found all but Applejack's hilarious.
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I've gotta be honest, I do too.
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Fiery poop.
5289398 Pretty sure that's the ONLY proper way to read those cards.
Seriously, that is too much?
Awkward.
This makes me want to play the game again!
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That was one of few exerts from anything that caused me to move one hand to protect my junk and the other to facepalm. Never in my life...
'"Open the doors and there is...a sausage festival."
"Oooh, I like sausage!" Pinkie said happily.
Sunset choked. "Uhh...I don't think it means that kind of sausage, Pinkie."
"Aww."'
--at first she was thinking about d*cks, then Sunset told her it was actual sausages.
"Powerful thighs."
Me: Chun-Li?
"Oh! Oh! Like that one girl in that fighting game?" Pinkie exclaimed.
Pinkie is now a Psychic-type.
This is very true, especially on tortilla chips.
Pinkie you are wise beyond your years
5313907 I'm a guy, and I love Salsa con Queso. I microwave that shit 'til it's warm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY DO I FIND IT SO FUNNY!? XD
*giggles*
Yeah, and let's abuse the readers too!
I don't get it what does Sax solos have to do with praying the gay away?
5301646 I'm pretty sure it was the other way around
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We must trust in the (perverted) heart of the cards!
This fic in a nutshell.
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Yeah, makes me want to give poor Sunset a hug.
Dirty girl! Oh, this made me laugh far more than is recommended. Or safe.
Despite Fluttershy's embarrassment in that round, she's on a roll.
I was playing Cards yesterday and I had 'A Small Horse' when the blank inside blank question came up... I with I had 'My Inner Demons' aswell.
5289398 No.
Suddenly, I'm reminded of a phrase that ruined my childhood. "Let's play a game."
Pinkie coughed. "Yeah. So, uhh...let's see Rarity's. 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put sunshine and rainbows inside of a murder most foul. They were wrong.' Hmm. That's...not too bad, but...we can do better."
Remind you of something?
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Sunset don't be sad it's just a game *hugs Sunset*
I was playing cards yesterday and (note that I'm a lesbain) the black card said 'what's a girls best friend and I had my vagina. I couldn't use it cause I was the card queen so I used it on 'What am I eating tonight' I had to share a bed with that friend too.
Fluttershy is killing this! I always knew she had a dirty mind secretly.
Fuck! It's always the quiet ones!
Flutters! You on a roll!
Poor Rarity. Why must Best Mane six must suffer?
Haha, Love the fact that Fluttershy has the most points.
5293607 Think about what happened in Equestria Girls. Realise why it's too much considering Sunset's past. Aaand facepalm.
Aww Shimmy Shims... you could totally have used the tiny horse one as a reference to yourself to get insane laughs in a different round. Instead: boom headshot to the feels
NICE. Completely forgot those cards existed
Was this a Back To The Future reference, because I feel it was.
BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Pinkie Pie, you are still #1 on my favorite pony list!!
OK, out of curiosity, did you actually keep a record of who's holding what after every turn while writing?
I know this hits a particular sore spot for Sunny, but for me this is just hilarious. Funniest line so far for sure.
Also, I always knew Fluttershy was the most fucked up.
I had to do this.
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I laughed at this. So hard. But yeah, that was a little on the nose, poor Shimmy Shakes. On one hand I can see why that's a tad sensitive, but on the other ... wow.
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Flutters really knows how to pick them.
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*Marty McFly impression*. Doc, are you telling me....that I'm my own father?!?!?!?!