This is horribly tasteless... And yet I can't stop laughing. The character interactions make it all worth it. Will read more(which is more than I can say about the story that started this bandwagon).
I'm with the guy before me. We're in for one hell of a ride! Why the hell did I let you talk me into this? Ah come on, Ams, it might be fun! "You people are idiots." Tell me about it. Oh, I guess Marduk is here too. Continue!
5286533 Ya but Apples to Apples is as raunchy as the people playing it. In one game with my family, there was a nice inside joke that had one person a rounds answer being either "people in comas" or ""the dead hooker under my bed". I don't remember where the hooker one came from, but the other one was "Name something you should never do in a hospital. (My brother)'Three words, People In Comas'". So apples to apples can be pretty fucked up too. CAH is just more constant about it.
Having never played Cards against Humanity, I decided to see what all the hubbub was about with this becoming a thing on the site. Dear writer, let me tell you I didn't make it past the first sentence.
"So whut's this game you want us to play?" Applejack asked.
whut's this game
whut's
I sat and stared for a full three minutes, and I just couldn't look away. I didn't know what to do. I was that lost in the sauce. For a full One hundred and eighty seconds I sat and pondered, trying to figure out if you were serious or not. I couldn't even begin to comprehend. Sure, I thought, maybe it's a way to emphasize AJ's southern twang, but... but why like that?
I sat and stared, feeling the time just pass me by as my muscles atrophied and my brain proceeded to overwork itself trying to figure out what could possess a man (or woman) to spell a word as such. I say it over and over again and I just can't find a justification for the 'U' where an 'A' should very much be. It confounds me dear writer, I think you've actually managed to break my psyche. Where hundreds of internet trolls and dozens of U.S. Army Drill Sergeants and Cadre failed, you succeeded in successfully mindbreaking me.
I have the strongest feeling that it was intentional, this typo, afterall, how could it not be? The 'U' key is a far cry from the 'A' key, therefore it logically follows that this must've been intentional, but for some reason my mind just won't let me accept that as a valid solution to this very minor affront to the English language. And yet I fear that if I were to accept this as such, a mistake, and persevered through the rest of the story that I'd chance upon another instance of a similar vein or your god forbid: the same damn spelling. I am afraid dear writer, I am afraid and cannot proceed. You terrify me. You frighten me and confound everything I have ever come to know and love as a literary enthusiast. I should like to call you a genius or more aptly a diabolical motherfucker, but again uncertainty calls into question whether this was intentional or emboldened callous disregard of that which is called syntax. You are truly a thing to behold, dear writer, but I fear that my mind couldn't with stand the mental maelstroms I'm certain your words might conjure.
I bought this game because I've seen videos of others playing it and it looked hilarious. Problem is, NOBODY I know wants to play it with me. So I spent $25 on a game that now I will probably never get the chance to play. This depresses me.
"Hehe, Awesome Points," Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Yeah, I can get behind that."
No surprise there.
"Just because I gotta see how big of a train wreck this turns into."
Agreed, this is going to be fun.
Rainbow gave Sunset a look that was half-disgusted, half-impressed. "You're sick," she said. "Thank you," Sunset said primly, a sly smile on her face as she drew a new white card.
I just love how they bounce off each other like this.
Sunset laughed. "That one right there!" she howled.
Sunset's brow furrowed. "Some of these are...in very poor taste, and more than a little personally sensitive," she said. "I mean, for anybody but me, they'd be good plays, but..."
I have played this game before and highly recomend it with your best friends but as much as i love this story i think it had the words "said" or "asked" to much but omfg i am still laughing keep up the good work and have a mustache.
I'm now of the opinion that "raunchy" is the understatement of the year regarding this game.
Apples to Apples can be raunchy. This... This is well beyond raunchy.
...This is going to be great!
You're certainly getting some good mileage out of that reference, now aren't you?
I laughed harder at that than I have any right to.
Well, at least it was spelled with two "y"s...
Coincidentally, "two whys" is what I give this story, and I mean that in the best way possible.
Now, one round down, four more have been published. I'm going to enjoy this...
I dare someone to write this.
Me in a nutshell.
You sure Sunset wasn't talking to the readers? Cause I think I just did!
...this is going to turn into something out of The Twilight Zone, isn't it?
This is horribly tasteless... And yet I can't stop laughing. The character interactions make it all worth it. Will read more(which is more than I can say about the story that started this bandwagon).
Oh.My.God xD
*Grabs bottle of beer and hops in bandwagon*
We're in for a ride.
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
I'm with the guy before me. We're in for one hell of a ride!
Why the hell did I let you talk me into this?
Ah come on, Ams, it might be fun!
"You people are idiots."
Tell me about it.
Oh, I guess Marduk is here too. Continue!
5286533 Ya but Apples to Apples is as raunchy as the people playing it. In one game with my family, there was a nice inside joke that had one person a rounds answer being either "people in comas" or ""the dead hooker under my bed". I don't remember where the hooker one came from, but the other one was "Name something you should never do in a hospital. (My brother)'Three words, People In Comas'". So apples to apples can be pretty fucked up too. CAH is just more constant about it.
Good
kek.
So I decided to read this after I heard about all the haters. Overall, it's off to a brilliant start. Keep up the good work!
Personally I find this one better than cards against royalty, but only in par with the original.
Can't tell if this is just some random remark or an allusion to one of the fan theories about AJ's parents.
The age-old dilemma. I've thrown a few rounds before just because I was worried it'd be too far.
Huh, I didn't know pick-two's could be done publically, is that a house rule? It could be that I've only ever played online.
Having never played Cards against Humanity, I decided to see what all the hubbub was about with this becoming a thing on the site. Dear writer, let me tell you I didn't make it past the first sentence.
I sat and stared for a full three minutes, and I just couldn't look away. I didn't know what to do. I was that lost in the sauce. For a full One hundred and eighty seconds I sat and pondered, trying to figure out if you were serious or not. I couldn't even begin to comprehend. Sure, I thought, maybe it's a way to emphasize AJ's southern twang, but... but why like that?
I sat and stared, feeling the time just pass me by as my muscles atrophied and my brain proceeded to overwork itself trying to figure out what could possess a man (or woman) to spell a word as such. I say it over and over again and I just can't find a justification for the 'U' where an 'A' should very much be. It confounds me dear writer, I think you've actually managed to break my psyche. Where hundreds of internet trolls and dozens of U.S. Army Drill Sergeants and Cadre failed, you succeeded in successfully mindbreaking me.
I have the strongest feeling that it was intentional, this typo, afterall, how could it not be? The 'U' key is a far cry from the 'A' key, therefore it logically follows that this must've been intentional, but for some reason my mind just won't let me accept that as a valid solution to this very minor affront to the English language. And yet I fear that if I were to accept this as such, a mistake, and persevered through the rest of the story that I'd chance upon another instance of a similar vein or your god forbid: the same damn spelling. I am afraid dear writer, I am afraid and cannot proceed. You terrify me. You frighten me and confound everything I have ever come to know and love as a literary enthusiast. I should like to call you a genius or more aptly a diabolical motherfucker, but again uncertainty calls into question whether this was intentional or emboldened callous disregard of that which is called syntax. You are truly a thing to behold, dear writer, but I fear that my mind couldn't with stand the mental maelstroms I'm certain your words might conjure.
Adieu, Dear Writer.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
This is genius.
Good show.
I got the TF2 reference the moment I read it.
I think Cards against Eqinitii was better but thats my opinion
Shit just got real.
HILARIOUS! Already Liked. Seriously, how have I not found these stories yet?
Laughing my ass off so hard right now!!!
You seem to focus quite a bit on Fluttershy here... Is that a recurring theme?
This is brilliant. This goes far to well with the story as well. Life is Beautiful
I freaking love this game and I this story is just as awesome!
I almost wanted AJ to pick the horsemeat one just so we could see who was dying tonight.
Most excellent.
5297777 I focus a lot on fluttershy too...
5295140 I so hard at that! And also lost my sense of humor for a couple sentences...
'"Meep," Fluttershy meeped.' --
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5293481 I can't find Cards against Royalty anywhere, can you put up a link?
That made me laugh like crazy. I don't know how funny it's supposed to be, but song lyrics just sound so ridiculous to me when read as dialogue.
I bought this game because I've seen videos of others playing it and it looked hilarious. Problem is, NOBODY I know wants to play it with me. So I spent $25 on a game that now I will probably never get the chance to play. This depresses me.
No surprise there.
Agreed, this is going to be fun.
I just love how they bounce off each other like this.
Agreed.
I like her.
This stuff is crazy. I love it.
This will not end well... and I'm looking forward to it Nice use of pop culture/internet culture references (you know what they are).
5345038 I'm so sorry. I love this game too. Maybe try a local game shop? Or laid-back coworkers?
5295140 Grab an umbrella everyone, shit just hit the fan.
Instant fave!
I've played this game before tis fun. My game winning card was "an international tribunal found Morgan Freeman guilty of Penis Envy"
yeah
win lol
"Silence."
...Somehow, I can't describe it, but when I think of Silence, I think of Lance Armstrong for some reason.
All I have to say is this!
There were some stories out there that got me to laugh but this is a masterpiece!!! I am loving every second of it and I am not stopping!
Will proceed to impulse buy this game on amazon.
She got 'A tiny horse', didn't she?
I have played this game before and highly recomend it with your best friends but as much as i love this story i think it had the words "said" or "asked" to much but omfg i am still laughing keep up the good work and have a mustache.
Why is vinyl scartch there again?
5577961 It said she wasn't able to make it
Lol I love that game! I died about half way through this chapter because I reminded me so much of my first time playing! Ah! Good times! Good times!
Best two cards I ever played:
I never truly understood becoming a blueberry until I encountered MechaHitler
What's the newest happy meal toy? 72 virgins
Sunset's face fell flat. "One of you dies tonight."
Best line in the story so far