I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
The Playcolt Magazine company recently hosted a contest in Ponyville. In order to gather publicity, they asked the Elements of Harmony to write for the magazine.
Warning: Not intended for human, alien, sapient, sentient, or otherwise functioning eyes.
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Okay, I gotta admit, this was pretty hilarious (cept for that bit in chapter two with Scootaloo, that made me sad).
Thar was a excellent short story. My favorite part was when the radio announcer said "Your parents are dead".
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Heh.
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Wow, that is amateur.
In any case, an amusing little story, aside from the gratuitous Scootaloathing. Pinkie's submission was especially good. Thank you for it.
That was hilarious! You've really got the voices of the elements down pat. Great job!
*sniff* This would put a tear right in Tara Gilesbie's eye!
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But Scootabuse is best 'buse.
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Thanks.
I liked Applejack's the best. So frustrated that Mac wouldn't clean out her pipes that she made him a eunuch and got him wedded to her self insert to show how she can't score a date with him around the house.
“My tally is 269. Give or take a few dozen.”
Tally of what? You wrote that he was just referring to one single line. Should have said that the line was repeated 269 times, or that the tally was a stallion count, or that it was how many times she used the word 'awesome' or something. That last one is impossible though, because 269 is way too low a number for that.
Is this a copy of Proof reading Clopfics sucks? Or did you just get the idea from there?
Poor Scoots...
This is actually a pretty good clop story... within an awesome story!
I just came here for the clop!
That was the lowest thing anypony has done to Scootaloo in all of the fanfics with Scootaloo being unloved.
I found a cool illusion in this clopfic. Works best with computers or laptops. Scroll up and down the story and the words seem to wobble side to side! ILLUUUUUSIIIIOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda the Pony is clearly a changeling.
I'm not a human, i'm a pony!!!
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truth. #ICriEverytime
Not intended for eyes? Great! I use radio waves and sonar to consume text.
To quote Johnny Test...
Didn't see it coming
!
...As well as didn't see it cumming. At all
!
(May this lewd pun be forgiven
.)
Hey, I never knew chickens could cry! You learn something new every day!