• Published 13th Nov 2014
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The Elements of Harmony Write Clopfics - DismantledAccount



The Playcolt Magazine company recently hosted a contest in Ponyville. In order to gather publicity, they asked the Elements of Harmony to write for the magazine.

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Chapter Three

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders: Porno-writers!

Author's Note:

I don't understand you crazy people. Why do you let me near my computer?

Comments ( 11 )

Okay, I gotta admit, this was pretty hilarious (cept for that bit in chapter two with Scootaloo, that made me sad).

Thar was a excellent short story. My favorite part was when the radio announcer said "Your parents are dead".:rainbowlaugh::moustache:

Amature Clopfic Write-Off

Wow, that is amateur. :raritywink:

In any case, an amusing little story, aside from the gratuitous Scootaloathing. Pinkie's submission was especially good. Thank you for it.

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But Scootabuse is best 'buse. :trollestia:

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Thanks.

This is actually a pretty good clop story... within an awesome story!

I found a cool illusion in this clopfic. Works best with computers or laptops. Scroll up and down the story and the words seem to wobble side to side! ILLUUUUUSIIIIOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rainbowderp:

Linda the Pony is clearly a changeling.

I'm not a human, i'm a pony!!! :trixieshiftright:

Not intended for eyes? Great! I use radio waves and sonar to consume text.

To quote Johnny Test...

Didn't see it coming :rainbowlaugh:!

...As well as didn't see it cumming. At all :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:!

(May this lewd pun be forgiven :facehoof:.)

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