I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
Ditzy is only lacking one thing in her life—aside from good balance, eternal wealth, princess-hood, etc. But since she can't do anything about the other items on the list, she is going to set her goals on something much more achievable.
She is going to get a coltfriend.
Author's Note:
Hump day. Hooray!
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I've seen quite a few good DerpyxMac fics, i guess one more couldn't hurt.
Well "good" is a stretch but definitely not bad.
There was a chunk missing between Big Mac's talk with Raindrops and the sudden fight between Raindrops and Ditzy.
Other than that, this was fun.
Nothing
nothing
Neat.
Well, that explains why mares are always fighting and junk. Huh
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Ehhhh. GDocs.
That rite of passage though! Wow
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So is the missing chunk back yet?
Step 1: Get drunk!
Step 2: Beat another mare up.
Step 3: Cling onto him for a full day, never letting go.
You really should make a follow up for this one, I'd love to see where it'd go!
And so begins the day of the pony known as Murphy's Law.
I'M NOT LICENSED FOR THIS!
Wait! You're not holding any hooves up! You're putting a hoof on your face!
The ditzy is strong in this one. It translates into:
KAWAII DESU!
My theory is that catblood got into the pony DNA. Only explanation!
CAT GIRL MARES ARE CANON!
If you're a man and do not find two hot females fighting over you hot, then something is very, very, VERY wrong with you.
...
OMWHP!
THE MANE SIX ARE SINGLE!
AND THE CMC BEAT THEM!
MWAHAHAHA!
THE IRONY!
This is a whole nother level of "understanding".
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Fuck's sake GoP, you keep doing this. Use the edit post feature to add in further things to the same post. You shouldn't post more than twice in a row at any given time, really. It's basic etiquette. You're spamming up the comments.
5789043 I'm ADHD. I forget things quite easily.
Truly, this is a classic love story for the ages.
Granted, you sort of lost me with the whole catfight/adulthood/gender cult ritual thing, but it was still fun.
I greatly enjoy a love story in which one partner succeeds through aggressive ineptitude rather than social or romantic competence.
I am amused. Yes, yes I am.
Big ups to Big Mac especially. He's the real reason to check this out.
Welp, into the faves it goes!
Shouldn't that be Mrs. Cake?
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Yes, yes it should.
Halfway through Derpy Week, and I've finally found one I like. And I really like it, the "mare stuff" was hilarious! Could stand to drop everything in the first part, up until Big Mac shows, though.
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Heh, glad you finally found something.
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Got a couple to go still! :B
I want to read Apple Bloom's story now. xD
Derpy was all kinds of adorable. Great one-shot.
His
Drunk Derpy is best Derpy.