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I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

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Luna and Celestia hunt The Derpy. Things get out of hand.

Authors Note:
Dear Cerulean Voice,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
I'm so-rry that this sucks-sss.
Butit'sreallyyourfaultfornottellingmeuntilthedaybeforeyourbirthdayandbecauseoftimezonesIhadevenlesstimetowritethis.
But please don't be mad at me; have a good one!

Cheers, bro!

Now has a reading!

Oh, and awesome image link.

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Comments ( 170 )
Majin Syeekoh
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This is amazing.

This.

This is best thing ever.

My brain is full of WAT :rainbowhuh::twilightoops::applejackunsure::derpyderp2:
But my body now contains far fewer laughs than it did a few minutes ago. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Seriously dude, what the actual f:yay:k is this? I don't even...

Thank you for your wonderful gift. :heart:

cutesplosion

That's a word now. :trollestia:

Edit: inb4 featured. Calling it.

I don't know why, but this is great.

One small quibble.

“Thee . . . thee wanted to apologize?”

That should be "thou," since the pronoun is the subject of the sentence.

And that folks, is how babies are made.:trollestia:

And here I thought it would be how Equestria was made... I'm so happy you threw me for a loop... but does that mean that this cuteness completely retconned the universe basically making Fluttershy exist prior to her own creation? The metaphysical implications alone are worth discussing, not to mention the countless practical applications.

And that’s how Fluttershy was born.

Yeah my eyes fell out just for thinking about the amount of cute. How I'm typing this right now is a mystery .-.

:derpytongue2:OVERLOAD CUTENESS TO DUE BROKEN BRAIN
....send help:rainbowderp:

4200227
Thank you.

4200248
Also thank you.

4200263
Thanks for the catch. I never did understand those, and I didn't have time to learn if I wanted to get it out on time. I'm just surprised that that's the only error.

4200290
You know it.

4200291
Please don't think too hard.

Please.

4200329
You know it.

4200475
The amount of cute was over 9000.

4201705
Emergency Spitfire delivery arriving ASAP!
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4200252
I'm glad you enjoyed your present, dude! :heart:
And it looks like your feature prediction was off. No matter! You read it on your actual birthday, and you enjoyed it. Mission accomplished.

4201833
It's probably not, but it's the only one that bothered me enough to comment.

4201946
Heh. Fair enough. I didn't edit this at all yet.

4201833 You at least made the popular box. :pinkiesmile:

:rainbowhuh:
What did I just read?
:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh:LOVE IT

See her smother her daughter in kisses and hugs and send her to school—oh the four-legged humanity!

Haha, lo-
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

4202030 Results of crack obviously.

This was also a thing.
And I read it.
I would read more if there was more.
:raritywink:

My head is full of fucks and that's all I need to finish Cookie

Good show, old chap!
I picture Morgan Freeman as the narrator. Only his soothing words ease the mental strain.
:trollestia:
~Dash The Stampede

4201997
What'evs. You liked it, and that's all that matters.:twilightsmile:

4202030
Pure, unfiltered mind-vomit

4202052
I thought that was pretty good, too.

4202173
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And yes, I would pay good money to hear him narrate this.

That was a fun, quick read. Well done!:ajsmug:

In the immortal words or Private Michael J. Caboose of the Blue Team... YES! YES! LET THERE BE CAKE!!!

4201833 It wasn't hard at all thinking that little bit of crazy. So I guess I'm sorry. There's no such thing as thinking too hard for yours truly. I'm like a flipping Olympic athlete when it comes to thought. Sprinting the whole marathon of contemplation.

I'm sending you the bill for what that cutesplosion did to me.
Type 5 Diabetes, darn you. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm still not sure what i read, but I was laughing all the way.

And that's how Fluttershy was born.

I'm still laughing about that!!!

4202525
Thanks.

4202530
All of the cake! Let it beeeeeee!

4203005
Tell me, what is cost for Type 5 Diabetes rehabilitation therapy?

4203022
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Though, I would recommend against thinking about it too hard.

4203173
It's the only possible explanation for her birth. What's so funny about that? You're making her cry.
:fluttershbad:

Well that was fun. :twilightsmile:

And that's how Fluttershy was born.

I died there, well, almost. I was revived soonafterwards-
Is that a word? Aww, screw it. This story was epic.

I really like this :D

>>>As The Derpy bends down to eat the muffins, Luna jumps out of the bush she was hiding in that I haven’t mentioned until now because it wasn’t relevant until now. >>>

This... this is literary genius at work! :pinkiegasp:

It shall be called 'postshadowing' henceforth!

>>>And that’s how Fluttershy was born.>>>

This is the only thing that could ever make sense.

It should be canon. :yay:

4202173 Morgan Freeman did a great job narrating "The Poop That Took a Pee" after all.

(Beware, what follows is South Park... you should know what to expect.) :fluttershbad:

4200291 Fluttershy obeys no universal constants! The Cute cannot be constrained! :yay:

4203393
fourty fifty thousand million. :pinkiehappy:

4204080 Hooray for trans-dimensional cuteness that defies the laws of time and space! Wait! No it's like the Law of the Conservation of Fluttershy. Fluttershy can neither be created or destroyed only converted into a different form of Fluttershy... Oh dang! I'm gettin Newtonian up in this house!

Oh and as far as different forms of Fluttershy I defy y'all to tell me Fillyshy ain't the cutest thing this side of the alternate universe where everything is made out of baby Fluttershy giggles... Thou shall not defy thy Cuteness Overlord!

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4204049
Glad you enjoyed it.

4203640
Thanks.

4204051
I take full credit for this discovery.

4204059
Yes.
All of my yes.

4204155
Yes. That's what.

4204257
Oh dear. . . .

I have said this on this website so many times now, but it just seems to go, so please forgive me:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next comment.

P.S. Exceptionally funny and agonisingly adorable!

4204411
I object to your objection, good sir!

P.S. Glad you liked it.:scootangel:

4204312 New theory of cosmic formation: The Big Yay :yay:

4204564
Ohmygoshyes!
Totally writing that.

4204564 Or from a more creationist standpoint.

And Fluttershy said, "let there be Yay!" and there was and she saw that the yay was good. There was morning and there was evening... the first yay...

4201833

inb4 featured. Calling it.

And it looks like your feature prediction was off.

Come again? :ajsmug:

MAKE A FULL-LENGTH COMIC STRIP and you just might win the cute-d'awward

Given the title and the picture I was expecting something like the old Road Runner and Will-E Coyote cartoons.

But that ending.......okay admit it, M. Night Shyamalan either brainwashed you or he's holding something valuable of yours (MP3 player, Cellphone, Computer, favorite 2nd clone, etc) hostage!

*Shines a table light into NightWolf289's eyes*

We want the truth! :pinkiehappy:

That was beautiful. Though the constant reference to bestpony as "The Derpy" made me think of Strong Bad, the narrator's casual attitude towards tenses made me suspect he was Discord. Or maybe the piece was just narrated by you. Whatever. :derpytongue2:

In any case, thank you for a most entertaining cutesplosion. Even if it does mean that Fluttershy was born after she became the Bearer of Kindness.

hi hi

I demand an entire story in future tense! :pinkiecrazy:

4204642 Let us settle the debate. Fluttershy triggered the Big Yay, such that yay could then lead to galaxy formation. The creationist version of yay was merely a simple allegory for the power of Fluttershy and not meant to portray precisely the method or timescale used for the creation of yay. :yay:

I think that made sense... :derpyderp2:

4205114 Of course it makes sense... what doesn't make sense is that you are a bleeding heathen who hasn't accepted Fluttershy as your lord and savior... Repent sinner that you may bask in the embrace of Fluttershy's kindness and love.

4205368 I shall never renounce my faith in Celestianism!

I shall smite down all the heretic Lunarians and devil-worshipping Discordians!

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

4205671 Oh you think you're so high and mighty with your false god's icons. The Holy Mother Luna does not require such engraved images of herself to show her authority over the sky.

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