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I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

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Rainbow Dash, age three, spends a heartwarming day with her family.
One cute filly, two loving parents, and plenty of time to themselves. What adorable, everyday adventures will they get themselves into? First thing in the morning, Rainbow decides that she is going to be a cat; it only gets cuter from there.

(First person Rainbow Dash)

Author's Note
Anti-Disclaimer: I take full responsibility as the author for any and all side effects that come from reading this story.*




*Side effects may include, but are not limited to: diabetes, heart attacks, cuteness induced head trauma, the feels, d’awwwwwws, and artery clogging sweetness.
Note: Any actual medical conditions are not my fault and I hope you recover quickly.

Pre-read by Sethi and Hopeless Appraisal

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Comments ( 351 )

You owe me a new heart, I lost mine from adorableness explosion. No, don't ask me how I'm still alive, I don't know either.

This was okay. Three-year-olds don't talk like that, and there really didn't seem to be much of an actual story here, but it was passable.

Cute little story

This was a lot more fun & cute then I expected it to be. When reading Dashie's lines I read them in a manner of which a child her age would mostly speak.

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1-hour old don't normally walk either, but that's how it is for most herbivorous animals because it's necessary.

We're talking about magical ponies, Badger, the growth-pattern --if it can be called that-- doesn't work with ponies. So for all intents and purposes; She can talk like that.

Phys #8 · Nov 25th, 2013 · · ·

hmmm... this seems intersting...

and before i read it (implying that I'm commenting before i read it) I'm going to say congrats on getting featured! :twilightsmile:

*Starts reading*

10 minutes later

We need a heart transplant stat!!!!!!

I think hes dying!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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...
...

R.i.p.

Cute story!:twilightsmile: This whole time you been my editor for A Granted Wish I forgot to follow you.

Time to change that!

Feature box already?!?!?!?! :pinkiegasp:
Dangit, Nightwolf. Great work.

Can you please call my doctor? Right now I have too much d'awwwwww in me.

That was the best filly dashie story ever:pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss: fav!

Ow, ow, ow, ow mah heart!

SHE CANNOT TAKE NO MORE CAP'N!

Sooooooooooo CUTE!!!!:rainbowkiss:

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Rest in Peace in peace? :unsuresweetie:

I wonder how many people would die due to cuteness if this was animated...

*Goes on google for free animating lessons*

I wake up slowly. The sunlight is shining on my face. I rub my sleepy eyes with my little, blue hooves. I sit up in my bed. My special Wonderbolt covers that Mommy bought for me are nice and warm but it’s time to get out of bed.

LOL laying it thick right off the bat

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But the fact that it's a three-year old narrating kinda threw me. Would have been better in third person.

This was indeed a D'awww-worthy story...

I cannot help but chuckle at the small adult jokes seen in the story, such as this :rainbowlaugh:

“You were asleep for quite a while, Dashie. Mommy helped me with taking off everything, she helped me with the make-up and the clothes... especially with the clothes,” Daddy says, grinning at Mommy. “And then I returned the fav-”

“Shhh!” hisses Mommy, kicking Daddy in the leg.

I expect you to pay for my insulin, Nightwolf.

In return, here, have a follow.

Dawwww :heart:

I'll follow you. I expect more cuteness!


:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:/5

3533816 Peacefully rest in peace:moustache:

Nice job hitting the feature box! I appreciate the mention as a prereader :rainbowkiss:

Dammit, now I need a new heart. You made me say 'd'awww' for the first time. I'm hard to win over normally, especially with overwhelming cuteness. Well done.

My reaction. Call an ambulance.

Anyone seen my insulin? I need a gallon of it right now.

Two points I want to say about this story.
1. Dashie is written so cutely in this story, it actually sounds like a three year old talking.
2. WOW dashies parents must REALLY want another kid if they keep hinting about what they are going to do to each other

Beep beep beep...
Beep beep beep...
Beep beep beep...
Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- We're losing him! -eepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep


Beep... Beep... Beep...


Delicious died today after being taken to a nearby hospital for a possible Daw complication. The public funeral will be held December 10th and will feature over 50 kinds of sugary cereal given out to attendees.

Who in their right mind disliked this?! :pinkiegasp:
I'd like to have a word with them...:twilightangry2:

3534192 With a special 'Beyond the Fourth Wall Appearance' from Pinkie Pie and Linkara for commemoration and remembrance.

All of my D'aaaww.
Truly one of the cutest things I've read all month. And all Dashie's parent's innuendos had me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
I just loved it.

<3
-Maneshadow

Name: Flutter_Sniper
Time of Death: like 22:03 or something...
Cause: Uncontrolabe amounts of dawww

3533816 Nope, literally RIP in Peace :D Because the Borg cannot rest

OMG That was ADORABLE!:rainbowkiss:

dawww, that was adorable and super sweet!

COMIC VERSION!:pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::twilightsmile:

I AM OFFICIALLY YOUR 100TH LIKE :pinkiehappy:

Haven't read it, don't need to. That cover pic earns a like! :rainbowkiss:

Oh God, I'm glad I'm not diabetic. That was too sweet.

Unrelated, but are all little kids the same? Because some of the things Dashie did were really similar to how I acted when I was young.

Second unrelated: what is Dash's father's full name?

I know I'm setting myself up for a fatal case of diabeetus... but I'm going to read it.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! :heart:
I want more filly-Dashie stories like this!

This is soooo adorable! :rainbowkiss:

I'm really tempted to make more accounts just to Fav this story more. :ajsmug:

...Also, this is my first comment... Ever. On any site. :pinkiehappy:


And now to join the pile of casualties who bravely lost their lives to D'aww overdose. :ajsleepy:

Ahng... Hnnng...
Shit, shit where are my pillz?!

Overly cute. Exceedingly sweet.

All of it awesome.

Well done. Well done indeed.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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