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Regidar


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Regidar #1 · Nov 2nd, 2014 · · 10 ·

Remember, if you downvote this fic, the patriarchy wins.

This shit makes me so fucking wet.

Oh my god no pls

Oh well. At least this fic gave us the best paragraph ever to exist on Fimfiction

“Hey, Button, I’ve come over to do butt stuff like you wanted,” Rumble said, balancing a copious amount of buttplugs, dragon dildos, and extra virgin olive oil on his back. “I just wanted to oh sweet holy fuck what the hell.”

For some reason i thought this was going to be a torture fetish story starring button mash

:rainbowlaugh: Bwahaha! I knew there was a reason I was still following you!

This is all a part of the vast feminist conspiracy, people!
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Fury Belle approves. You can't tell, but she does.

5216639 poor soul has to deal with her cis-ter all the time

I am going to go bang my head on the wall for my errant stupoidity of reading ANOTHER regidar fic
...
...
Luna: i thought is was funny

5216758 Hey, I've got some nice stuff that WON'T cause wall-on-head action...

there needs to be a sex tag on this

This is the only fic from this meme that I've read.

I don't know why I do these things to myself.

Also, upvoted.

5216762 i may just choose the wrong stuff... the first one was the milky way one with the two people who loved star wars too much (Shudder)
so i am willing to try, my shipment of brain bleach doesn't come till friday

5216831 praise the matriarchy and the eternal womyn, sister!

5216807 you are correct! I can't belive I forget that :facehoof:

5216845 alright. PM what kind of stories you like, and I'll grab you a list

Mm nothin' like stories fresh from Gdocs...... BUT HAY WHY AM I NOT FIRST COMMENT?!

I actually want to see how their kids are like..

So I read this.......

All of it.....





Fuckin' A 10/10

Regiiiii... What are you dooooooing? Why do you do this to me?

“Ugh, fine, I’ll be slow...” Rumble said, voice cut with annoyance. He lined his hips up so that his cockhead was aimed to go right down Button’s slippery slope, his little pickle ready and rearin’ to go.

I know you're looking at that cave, and you're feeling kinda brave...

...I'm a horrible, horrible human being.

“No, this is actually an issue,” Rumbled said, his pace slowing down slightly. “I wanna be able to get all up in here. I wanna visit parts of puss town I ain’t never visited before. I need to reupholster your pussy, Button.”

... I just. I can't. Damn the matriarchy, but this is hilarious. Regidar, is there ever a time when you stop being awesome? Like losing your powers on a solar eclipse or something?

5216311. Damn feminists.

5217399 OMG wtf that's my line!:fluttershbad:

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5217220 me too. Not sure if I'm gonna write a sequel, though.

5217399 you and me baby
we ain't nothin' but mammals

“Oh dear sweet zombie Celestia, what the fuck.”

My thoughts exactly... Upvoted.

Huh. Cuntboy.
Can't say I've ever seen that around here before.


Celestia damnit I think I might want more now....

5218272 You should! It'll be fun to read.

Well. that was incredibly messed up and sexist.
damn trolls...

5219089 I am not a troll. I'm sorry that you've been so blinded by the patriarchy that you think that anyone who conveys the feminine ideal is a "troll".

5219109
Well, I'm not meaning that towards the group. Although being male and having people say I'm a horrible person just because of gender is a little crazy and offensive to me. I admit that there are men out there that are terrible, but that doesn't mean we all are.
When I sad that, I meant I feel this is a troll FIC.

5219155 As a male myself, I can confirm that we are all terrible, deep down inside. Most of us just don't know it yet.
There's not a day that goes by that I don't wish I had two x's.

Also, that's all it is: offensive. Everyone gets offended. People offend each other. Womyn are subjugated and objectified and have a harder time actually LIVING in the world and being independent then men.

So please check your privileges, pack up your fedora, and head on out.

Also, of COURSE this is a trollfic. I'd like to see a SERIOUS story where feminazi apple bloom turns Button Mash into a cuntcolt by accident.

5219173
I disagree. Deep down I'm a romantic who deeply cares for who my partner is. No altirer motives. No back stabbing. End of story.

5219221 Ah, but that's only as far as you've dug. When you dig a little deeper... there it is.

5219373
Na, I've spent months meditating. Looking inward. (passed the scared little kid in me...) and that's what I am. I generally care about other people.
But, this is the internet. I don't have to prove anything on here. I know who I am and that's what maters.:rainbowdetermined2:
Now, have a nice evening, I have other fics to read.

5219540 The instincts of man will follow you forever! You can't escape it!

5219560
Don't some women like that sorta thing in bed?

5222452 Tsk tsk
just like a man to tell women what they want.

Get out of here, you pig.

5223084
You misconstrue. I ask because I do not know, not because I say it is. (Which it might not be. Hence why I asked.)

5223139 feigning ignorance will get you nowhere here.

5223156
Nope. Not anywhere at all.
Which is all well and good, considering I do think of myself as that stupid.
So, yeah....

5223212 stupid and ignorant are not the same thing

even though you have been born a filthy male, you can still educate yourself on the divine sisterhood, and become a faux womyn—even though you may never achieve true femininity, you can still fake it, and serve the higher female class like all good men should

5223240
...why do I get a "Deal with the Devil" type vibe from that?

5223267 Never fear! Since you're male, you're already WORSE then the devil!

5223278
Gotta say, I don't think your "Salvation through Slavery" idea would work out so well for me.

5223337 just like a man to think like that

5223391 You've yet to prove otherwise

5223421
Hatred begetting hatred does not a solution make.

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