The Final Chapter of Absolute Utter Nonsense
The Human sensed their presence. They had not been eradicated like the others had thought, hoped. No...
Deadpool and Old Spice Guy still breathed. As long as that were true, everything was at stake. Reality, the multiverse, even reality T.V. though most wish that was gone anyhow.
The Human rose from his chair, his face rigid and grim. "Squiggle Force Nine! Assemble!" He shouted. They appeared in mere nanoseconds.
"I was afraid it wasn't over. It isn't. Ready yourselves, I want to finish this." He commanded, pulling out an over sized candy cane.
Suddenly the wall exploded and Deadpool and Zombie Old Spice Guy stepped through the rather expensive looking hole. Michael Bay became greatly depressed that he was not the cause of the explosion.
"You hit us last time, now we're back and ready to attack!" Zombie Old Spice Guy growled.
"Prepare for trouble and make it double!" Deadpool giggled.
Discord threw a shoe at Zombie Old Spice Guy, hitting him in the head. Due to him being a zombie it knocked off his head.
"No scope!" Discord cheered. That was his third successive kill allowing him to deploy an RC-XD which blew up in Deadpool's face. Gah, more explosions, at this rate Michael Bay is going to end up constipated or something.
Elvis danced to the song of his people to greet Obi-Wan in order to sign an alliance with the Ghost Busters. This pleased the Shiny Magikarp greatly. Meanwhile Zombie Old Spice Guy attempted to reattach his head. Caboose grabbed it out of his hands and played Griff Ball with it. Pinkie Pie just sat in the corner poking the corpse of Logic with a stick, hoping a miracle might happen and have Logic restored.
The Human noticed this and he had sudden a realization. He knew what he had to do.
"Pinkie I have an idea. If I fuse with Logic, reality might be saved!" He said with a smile.
"It will destroy you!" Pinkie cried.
"It is the only chance we have of ending this battle." The Human muttered, hugging Pinkie Pie one last time. He played a Polymerization, and the Human and Logic melded. When order and chaos mix, it can be rather violent. The chain reaction lasted for a thousand years and yet only an instant at the same time. Though the Human's body was destroyed, his very essence was thrown about, becoming every Easter egg and dumb reference ever.
Then...Logic lived once more. Zombie Old Spice Guy and Deadpool were gone, the members of Squiggle Force Nine returned to their respective realities and planes of existence.
What none knew was that the Human had survived. He looked out at the multiverse as a whole. His eyes scanned literally everything.
"When you need me, I will be there!" He called out, his voice echoing across eternity. "When reason and logic fail, I stand tall! When all hope is lost speak my name!"
The multiverse heard this, and was comforted.
All Pinkie Pie and Discord knew was that Equestria was safe.
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Wat?
FIRST!
Huh? So is it done? Is it all finished?
you just did a madoka
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Sees the story marked as incomplete...
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But..... but incomplete?
I will never read anything more glorious.
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5943618 Come on man! What are you! A kindergardner?
*I start sucking on my thumb*
...Okay.
Well that was an ending long coming.
But it didn't disappoint, my mind is still full of fuck
... Well that happened.
6030634 You quite accurately described my sudden`moment of enlightenment before writing this.
Well... that was so much illogic that it hurt my brain's logic sensors. as such I have no idea what I am truly typing about now as it looks like advanced mathematical equations that are being used to convert every second into binary...
...I smell smoke
man he missed Q from star trek
So this was the ending, huh?
Hehehehe, this was perfection, all over the place.
Awesomeness...
Awesomeness...
I don't know what to say.
There. I commented.
I wonder if the incomplete marking will stop bothering me now...
Losing my grand father to an aneurysm was hard, I vowed to do everything in my power to avoid doing what ever it is that causes one. I regret not having found out and done what ever it is that causes one earlier as this story gave me one anyways.
I liek (• ε •)
This is the most random fucked up shit that I've ever read.
And I FUCKING LIKE IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
6750431 WHY ARE YOU NOT A SHINY ARTICUNO!
6756878 BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING DAMN.
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE IDEAS!
AND CAN I GO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS THERE?!
7135882 Twenty Three.
This series is randomness at its best
... I think my brain stopped working. Excellent work.
Grif only has one "F" in his name, ergo, it's "Grif Ball"
We've got The original, The sequel and The spinoff series.
Now all we need is the shitty remake
You lost it. You bloody lost it. It would have been the perfect joke to end the story with. Pinkie Pie turns to Discord and says:
“What was his name?”
That would have been the most perfect note to end this story with, considering logic was restored and all. Otherwise, I have born witnessed to the many words you have excreted across three different stories and it pleases me.
What did I just just read? 🤔
The Human seems slightly OP, which ruins the world of the story. Multiple times. :)
Wow! After reading the first two stories, and the entirety of this one, I can only think of one thing. This is what happens when Happy Noodle Boy writes an MLP Fanfiction. Loki and Discord are both green with envy at the pure chaos and sheer insanity that is this fanfiction. One could say they are pouting like little girls. I was laughing the whole way.
I'm sad that it's over, but happy that it happened. This is just the right amount of random and terrible that I appreciate it. Please, continue to write forevermore.
My life all built up for this very moment. Now that I finished reading, it'll all be downhill from here on out.
this made me cry from happiness. I adore it.
"but we never got your name"
I didn't like this as much as the first two stories, those had events occuring in places with semi-sensible cause and effect that made thing have purpose. this was a series of nonsequiturs with a vague narrative thru line, also 3.5k words is overstaying it's welcome
This was the most random, funny shit I have ever seen in my life and it will probably stay that way forevermore. I loved it.