It was calm and quiet in the Evil Lair of Really Evil Evilness. Deadpool was napping before he and Old Spice Guy began their ultamate plan to Randomize the universe with their secret weapon, the Super Evil Universe Randomer™. It kinda looking like an over sized banana.
Deadpools nap was cut rather short when the one wall blew up in a Michael Bay Explosion and the Squiggle Force Nine entered through the hole and assumed a somewhat heroic pose.
"Gah! Stop them!" Deadpool wailed. "The Super Evil Universe Randomer™ hasn't finished powering up! We must stall them!"
Instantly, Old Spice Guy burrowed up through the solid stone floor, and pulled out the Legendary Old Spice Product, his weapon of ultimate power. It turned into a nice smelling Lightsaber, and he began charging at the group.
Sheogorath and Discord looked at each other and grinned.
"We'll handle this." The said in unison, wielding various household cleaning appliances as weapons. The trio clashed in an epic fight of personal hygiene products and Febreze Air Freshener.
"Arg! Gotta do everything myself!" Deadpool grumbled, grabbing his katanas.
Michael Bay and Caboose stepped forward.
"I think we can deal with him." Michael muttered.
"I think he can deal with him." Caboose mimicked.
Michael Bay pointed his finger dramatically at Deadpool and where ever he pointed exploded. Caboose ran around chasing a butterfly, occasionally bumping into Deadpool and knocking him off balance. Everytime an explosion blasted Deadpool into the air, the whole room want slow motion cinematic.
Pinkie Pie and the Human ran over to the Super Evil Universe Randomer™ in an attempt to stop it before it could be activated, but it finished charging mere moments before they could reach it.
Before their very eyes the banana shaped super weapon morphed and shifted.
Until what remained was a giant Red and Black Alicorn OC named Blade Reaper.
"I am the Seventh Element." It bellowed.
"Noooooo!" Pinkie Cried.
"Muhahahaha!" Deadpool laughed. "Nothing can stop us now!"
"Nothing but our powers combined!" The Human shouted as our six heroes linked arms. "GO GO Squiggle Force Nine!"
"No! What's that theme music! Ah! They can't be the protagonists! Nooo!" Old Spice Guy screamed as Squiggle Force Nine assembled into their Ultra Form.
A giant robot named Steve.
The robot and the cliche' Alicorn wrestled and pummeled each other.
"He's too powerful!" Discord exclaimed from his cockpit, which was in the robot's elbow.
"Yes we can!" Michael Bay shouted from his cockpit, in the robotic shoe.
The robot punched the Alicorn OC in the face and the fist exploded, which caused the whole Evil Lair of Really Evil Evilness to explode as well. The explosion was seen by a blind man two hundred miles away. That blind man later grew up to become Santa Claus.
When the smoke cleared, the Squiggle Force Nine lay at the bottom of the smoldering crater, the universe saved.
"We....we won?" Pinkie Pie asked hopefully.
"Yay! Giant robots and explosions!" Michael Bay cheered, hugging Sheogorath.
"Can we do it again?" Caboose asked.
"Good Job team." The Human beamed.
"I have one question." Pinkie wondered.
"The answer is turkey." The Human responded sagely.
"Why do we call ourselves Squiggle Force Nine if there is only six of us?"
So....AWESOME....Can't handle it....Too awesome! I..Love...IT!!
Caboose should have "helped" Deadpool. Control F U!
Shoulda gotten M. Night Shamalan to be a part of Squiggle Force Nine.
It's called Squiggle Force Nine for three members away on vacation.
Namely, the Teleported Bread Monster (TF2 youtube clip, Expiration Date), either the Hatter core or Space Core, I forget which, and the one and only Nora(Team JNPR, from Rooster Teeth's anime RWBY)
5039962 You forgot Loki who was left behind :P
How about adding more insanity, like Sheogorath turning evil and making the land of Equestria rain cheese?
5040097 Loki's not mad, just greedy and arrogant.
5040097 Also...
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I TELEPORTED BREEEAAAD!!!
5040123 Hidden pun I hoped someone would spot.
You know, this doesn't really need to be three stories. It could just be one long one with (as of today) 5 chapters.
5040165 It was intended as a oneshot, was given a sequel, and proceeded to be given a sequel for no apparent reason. It devolved into madness faster then the narration.
Why not peaches?
5040156 I probably shouldn't have used logic because of the whole premise of this but realised that not using logic is logical so I used logic anyway because that's illogical
Also, I constantly call my friends who study astronomy astrologists just because so that's why I knew
5040190 Citrus Fruit are the meaning of life.
SkyDoesMinecraft is random. In the sequel, can he be there?!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Citrus Scent! GO!
5040155 Bullshit! Only teleported items allows are wufflebunnies, hand grenades, Deadpool, and tacos!
5040335 Tell that to Soldier.
He did nothing but teleport bread for three days.
GET ON THE BALL!
5040447 Everything is your fault.
5040454
Er... Okay, then, at least I get credit for something!
What a thoughtful and well-written chapter. Made so much sense, really tied things together. Loved it, excellent work.
*Claps with the enthusiasm of a thousands sapient teddy bears*
Barvo, sir! BRAVO! This was foken' amazing!
Uh...
Well...
It got nothing...
-Clicks the fave button-
I wonder why the Genie from Aladdin or The Mask were'nt summoned, they could make things more lively.
5039819 what a !
I simultaneously want to know what's going through your head when writing this, and don't want to know what could inspire this.
I'mma pull out a sword to conduct an orchestra of penguins while tap dancing away on Fluffy, my mutant undead T-Rex that only walks on his hands *Rides away into sunset while turning the sun into a lemon*
5040993 I also fear what could possibly cause me to write this. And yet I did.
5040999 *Gives golden coin that tastes like broccoli that explodes when divided by zero*
This pleases my dong.
Velly good, velly good.
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5041014 What happens when you divide by the square root of 0 cubed then squared?
Hint:Black Holes.
5040812
Exactly...
Batman says hi, now go taste the rainbow.
5039411 The meaning of life is fish, tho...
FISHTY-TWO
Because the last 3 are hiding in their back pocket!
Stuff like this brings me hope that humanity will survive
5039962 Space Core. Never forget that.
[youtube=youtube.com/watch?v=B_IrqlVMYdY]
5039675 Not my fault, someone put a Deadpool in my way.
(not sure if I can do this but I'm going too)
I summon Old spices Arch Rival ..........
......AXE
We are saved.
Because we have Caboose.
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They s SONG GAVE US MILITARY HERPES OF EXPLOSIVE COW THE THERRD
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5040165
IT IS THREE THREE NEVER FORGET THE FOOD TRUCK
please don't stop making more! these are awesome and deserve to be a series (maybe)
i've died twice reading this part alone
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This is why you never bread ice-cream when flying on a Wailord Hot Pocket™. Especially while drinking hats.
So that what happens when congaing inside a mine flying to the moon while slipping on a banana peel while the answer is 0 that caused the great derping.
P.S. I can buy some pot from you guys?!
Reading this gave me mild headaches which continued for hours....I'm currently waiting for the doctors analysis.
This is what played in my head:
why do people think "randumb" = "comedy"?
are you all 14 years old and reading this while waiting for the newest episode of smosh to come out?
Warning: story may cause: broken ribs from laughing, exhilaration? More love for Luna, wet undergarments and a nut busted.
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Sounds like Terry Crews to me.