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Esle Ynopemos
Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?
Esle Ynopemos
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This is the best comedy masquerading as a clop-fic ever.
I demand a Flarity sequel to this nonsense.
My attention. You have it.
I have already told you my opinion on this fic over at the google doc, but I will repeat it here for reference.
I found this story to be for the most part very good. It has a good amount of funny and cute scenes, and the humor was at times splendid.
However, it certainly wasn't flawless, and there were a bunch of things that I didn't quite like about it.
For one, the pacing can feel inconsistent at times, especially when you compare scenes that are heavy with dialogue with the ones that have a lot of narration.
Another, much more subjective problem I had was that some of the jokes fell flat for me. This could be annoying at times when the jokes lasted over several lines or paragraphs.
My biggest issue with this has to be towards the end, during most of the sex scene. To me, it felt a lot like it was repeating the same joke over and over again, "look how bad spitfire is at sex", without really adding any more humor to it. In a sense, it felt like the climax of the story happened a bit too early, and it dragged on for a bit to much after that, leaving me unsatisfied.
Either way, the buildup was pretty good, and it was a nice story altogether, with some quality humor at times.
~Sind
This is pure evil. I think my mind got Spitballed!
I've been wanting a Rarity x Spitfire for awhile now. Only other one I know of is this. I'll definitely give it a read. Then I'll either praise you, hurt you, or meh.....
5016883 Ah, so it at least has been done before. I wasn't aware of any other attempts at RariFire before now.
5016603 What, you mean I didn't Flarity hard enough here? They were naked in a tub together for the whole story!
5 downvotes already?
I guess several people with sousaphone crotch in their sex technique repertoire got offended.
What were Rainbow Dash and the Mayor doing?
5017590 Discussing the 'weather,' of course. They were having a long, intense discussion about the weather.
That was beautiful. My rear end appears to have been laughed off again, I better go retrieve it.
5017806 If only it was told in a fanfic somewhere...
5017018 All I know is one of them was mildly disappointed that they weren't rutting the other senseless, and Flutter wants to know if Rares locks her windows.
5018503 Also, Fluttershy is very interested in hearing about Rarity's heaving bosom.
"Cooch-kazoo"? Hmm, I think I found my new pen-name.
)
Nah.
I like this as much as "Bitter Harvest", which I liked a lot. Clever, sexy and funny. One thing I'm curious about, if every pony Spitfire boinks is bewildered and appalled, who would want to date her twice? I hope Spits never wants to get married, otherwise she might actually get some self-awareness. (Oh, no! Not that!
This is faved and upvoted. Well done!
5017018
Certainly not what I was expecting. Guess I should have saw that coming with the title.
That was a wonderful subversion of the genre
5018877 "Cooch-kazoo" is one of my favorite words now. My goal is to use it in everyday speech at least once a week.
Spitfire doesn't need to worry about tying herself down. Captain's a player. She's 2kink4u.
(I'm thinking maybe Pinkie Pie would be just bizarre enough to actually enjoy Spitfire's bedroom play, so perhaps there's hope for her yet.)
5018549 i.snag.gy/0dm43.jpg
5018978 Honestly I really like Spitfire's color scheme, especially in uniform which is why I would consider her to be one of my favorites... However Lyra takes the cake because Lyre happens to be my favorite instrument~
And also, that whole "Humans and Hands" thing isn't just annoying, it's stupid.
Well, at least the ending suggests that Rarity will be gettting some soon. That might make up for it, kind of. Poor Rarity.
Oh you brilliant bastard.
Also.
Rainbow Dash and... Really? I am both curious and horrified to that.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Awesome.
5019979 I really wanted to put a joke in there about Spitfire's panty-melting Swedish voice, in reference to her Swedish dub, but I couldn't think of a good horse pun for Sweden.
5020111
"Okay, Rarity, now I want you to put on this fursuit and growl at me."
"I-I mean... if you're into that..."
...Hey, there's that Flarity sequel 5016603 asked for!
5020192 Are you really surprised, though? It is a well-known fact that everypony wants the Dash.
5021411
I'm not, actually. You speak the truth.
...I kinda want to see that, ah, "discussion", though...
~Skeeter The Lurker
This is awesome. Best twist ever!
So Spitfire's sexy but doesn't know shit about sex, and Rainbow Dash is doing the mayor? Yeah, I can believe that.
Well as long as the deed was done, everpony is happy. Maybe spitfire just knows something we don't. perhaps she's master if such arts. hail the pony with two talents
5021411 Haha, I can almost see that happening. That would be cool.
.... After reading this, I have to wonder...
What happened to you as a kid and how many times were you dropped on your head? LOL
No offense, but really I... This is more confusing than that weird Lyra/Psychotic Religious Mocking Human fic that Aryanne posted, I commend you for making me say this out loud after reading it.
"... I don't know what the f*** I read, but I think I liked it."
Anyways, Maaaaaaayyybe I should be looking into reading your other works now.
5016596 ... Your profile pic is gonna give me nightmares.
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YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE
5024373 You can have my soul, just stay away from my bum.
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5024202 I don't think I was dropped. I would remember that, and I don't remember anything before I was twenty, so therefore nothing could have possibly happened to me.
On the f*cked up sh*t scale, this is... eh, probably the second weirdest story I've posted to date, depending on your tolerance for rhyming porn. Whether that encourages you or discourages you from reading any of my other stories probably says something about the type of person you are.
5024484 All I can say is that this was well written in many aspects, but I have to agree, the pacing was a little choppy.
The characters? It was actual dialogue, not mindless "She said, She said".
The... (Excuse my lack of words at the moment, I've been up longer than any human being should ever be) detail, or scene wasn't badly explained, but the only new environment in this story was the club and there was no dialogue explaining the surroundings.
And the story? Well... As I said before I have no idea what I read but I think I liked it.
I miiiight end up reading more, depends on how much time I have on my hands.
... What the hell was that!? /Krusty
God damn it, Esle. I have to love this just for the hoard of expectant cloppers it must have pissed off. Thank you for being so fucking strange.
This was awful. I really wanted this ship to happen. And then it happened. And then it... it un-happened. That's a word now. I hate you so much.
This was fucking... A thing. It was a fucking thing. It a fucked thing. I just don't know.
Also,
?
Given how absurd this fic is, I was expecting Glue-jitsu
Shame on you.
5021411 Spitfire has a sexy voice in the swedish dub? Seriously? Which episode? This I got to hear...
5524161 Yeah, it was a thing in the fandom for a while that Anneli Heed (I probably misspelled her name), the voice of Spitfire in the Sweedish dub, had a really sexy voice. There were a lot of YouTube clips of her saying 'apple pie' at the Gala.
No, that's the correct spelling. Hmm... she's also the voice of Spike and Sweetie Belle... now THAT'S a combination. Well, another reason to watch cartoons with my kids!
I like all your work so far, just wishing you complete the ones you have here that are (Incomplete).
I hope you get to notify everypony/else when the ones in question are completed. 
Fluttershy, you little minx...great story! Really funny! Awesome job!