I've written a lot of pony words since 2012. Like...a lot. This is a collection of the ones you might not have seen before.
Some of these are reposts with links back to where they can otherwise be found.
Some are from the writeoff contests and I don't intend on cleaning them up.
Some are mini-fics I write in the skype groups, cuz I had a funny thought. Yes, I write fics in skype. I know I'm a weirdo. Shut up.
Basically, this is a place for me to put things that don't fit anywhere else. These aren't intended to be continued, cleaned up or expanded on, but hey, you never know. These are in the rough, so if that bothers you, move along.
Chapters (75)
dhh... what
And
truetroll love blossomed...Now that's some good coffee.
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Eh...I don't know what to say. I had this really vague idea about somepony telling Pinkie that sugar cookies weren't really sugar cookies, because the sugar amounted to less than 10% of the cookies' mass, so she figured out a way to make them from 100% sugar and...well, this happened.
Totally came out weird and wrong and failed miserably.
these are nice
i like these and have come to terms that all of them will not continue
even though their scraps and discarded i hope you write more, ive always enjoyed your writing and even stuff like this confirms my choice that following you was a good idea.
have a nice day
-Exaxxion
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Wow...that's quite the compliment. I'm glad you enjoy what I write, because it's readers like you that continue to inspire me to write more.
Thank you for making my day, and you have a good day as well!
5802725 if pretty words make you write more you should expect more comments in the future
glad i made your day, i don't normally comment on things but your stories are some of the few worth a reply
even if its a short and sweet one im glad you took it to heart
-Exaxxion
i asked for you to continue writing but i didnt expect to see some more stuff so soon
this was hilarious, i loved the equestria girls reference you tied in there to bring this whole thing together
and that poor guy i feel bad for him.
i enjoyed how it felt like i was their listening to the tale, like how you throw in the little things like the smells popping up or how the air and road felt, its little things like that i love to notice
continue writing for your stories are really great to read and this one brought a smile to my face
sad that this wasn't considered due to lack of content but i see were their coming from, the main focus isn't equestrian related nor does the theme really shine through, im glad you put it hear though, it would be sad to deny the world this hilarious story
especially one this well written
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See, I agree with the assessment that there was not enough MLP content. The story is MLP related, but only in a sort of tertiary way.
Still there was such a great joke potential with the title and my author name! Oh well,
5806694 i saw that but thought it was just coincidence, than i realized who wrote it and thought "good one"
see its the little things that i like
Dad bein' a bro with the technique
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Good parental advice can be invaluable.
Aside from the "screw discord" wich is kinda of OOC the entire thing felt like this could be a discussion seen in the show as a way to make the relationship between twilight and celestia closer
It also felt very natural and I definitely could see this being an episode of the show
-Exaxxion
*shakes violently
*looks up with sad eyes and a smile
I-I W-want M-m-More
i know its bad but i want more
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And then Twilight thankfully found out that thankfully alicorns can regrow teeth.
This has potential.
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Damn.
Okay...
This was beautiful.
Next, facing Tirek
One Moment Twilight Sparkle was there, the next she was still there but Tirek was defeated and stuck inside a big cage.
"See? FASTER THAN THE SPELL OF LIGHT!"
Hahaha...
you dare write something this good at put a cliffhanger
id chase you if i wernt busy reattaching my sides from the laughter
dear god man please write faster
also please stop i just pieced my sides together with glue and you shattered them again
WHY DO I KEEP READING THESE? WHAT DO I EXPECT TO CHANGE? WHY AM I GOING TO READ THE NEXT ONE TOO?
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I JUST NOTICED THIS HAD TWO CHAPTERS IN IT INSTEAD OF ONE!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
5885338 BECAUSE LESBIANS
This was pretty cool. :)
Did you mean "malaise"? I'm not sure. Also, it's "exorcised", not "exercised" in this case.
*hears distress call
commander he needs help
forget it son
but why!
theirs no saving him now
what do you mean?
ive seen this happen before
so what do we do?
let him continue and be there when it leaves his system
*watches as he continues to write lesbians
thats all we can do for him
ok sir we'll be on standby
dont worry fuzzy, well wait for you, we always have
what was that sir?
dont worry it was nothing, keep watch and continue reading
yes sir
well see this through yet
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iMM SRRY! I cant here u ovr the sound of how Lesbains!
awl kept righting than,
Ponies
You do it again in the same paragraph.
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Intentionally. In that AU, ponies, Diamond Dogs and Drakes/Dragons are all citizens of the Everfree. So, collectively, they are refered to as 'people'.
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sir their lesbianing him to shreds we must do something
....
*looks on in fascination
nope we wait for the next chapter
but sir i dont think...
we wait for the next chapter danmit
sir if we wait any longer he may not make it
*muffled anger noises
*pulls out gun
listen up fuzzy
sir what are you doing?!
dont try to stop me
but sir!
*points gun at fuzzys head
write faster dammit!
sir he cant hear you over the lesbian!
i dont care, the faster he writes the faster this leaves his system
sir put the gun down theirs got to be another way
cant you see its killing him inside!
but sir remeber your words
*grizzled mumbling
sir it will pass
fine but if he keeps going its on you!
*retracts gun
thank you sir
we wait for the next chapter gentlemen
*loud hurrahs
please hurry with the lesbians fuzzy, its chaos here
onto the next chapter! men! get ready!
*loud resonance of "AI AI SIR" is heard
I wonder who it could be!?
Not enough third person for The Great and Lesbian Trixie...
*intense stares
sir how could i have known....
*glaring intensifys
sir...
....
sir, are you mad
i was mad fifteen minutes ago
im sor..
five minutes ago i was furious
*gulps nervously
but now i dont know
sir?
meh i dont know, i guess its not that bad when you think about it
....
....
um sir are you feeling alright?
no i need a drink, this is to much lesbian for me to handle right now, ill be in my cabin if anything needs me
Guys I think Fuzzy's had a stroke
*coming back from tuna rolls
Woohoo more lesbians in tiny horse body's
I'm beginning to think military intervention might be our only option.
Also:
Did Jonesly help you with this?!
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Nope. My own mine cam up withem all by mindself
of course pinkies the logic in this
lost my bearing when i read canned tuna lol
and i think shes right about the meds but wrong about the worst thing ever
Mmyep.
I'm sorry to complain about grammar and spelling, but there's an error here which really knocked me out of the story:
I'm pretty sure you meant "groin". "Goin" isn't even in the dictionary!
>tfw smelling math :D
.... I like this
Tracking, just because of this fic.
this should have been added, oh well
good to see you back in action fluffy, this was a great refresher, but i couldn't quite remember a small detail of the original story that didnt matter at all so you gave me a great reason to reread all your stories
thanks again, favorite author of mine
PS: great work as always, you don't meet my expectations, because you always seem to bound past them each time their set
you loyal fan
-Exaxxion
you led me by the nose the entire time, great read, like always, you never fail to put a smile on my face
I normally don't do cyberpunk, especially with ponies, bit this is a really cool setup
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Thanks! I swear tho' next writeoff, I'm doing something simple as hell.
That ending. o.O What?
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Like it says on the tin: a cute little fic for a friend that was feeling down. He likes the Twiluna and the Chrylestia...which I'm mostly guilty for enabling.