One day, Shrek is interrupted from his Call of Duty session by a certain magical talking equine from another universe who claims that only she can save mankind and ogrekind from their own evils through ponification. Hilarity ensues and it doesn't end well for the ponies.
Sherk is love,Sherk is life.
Just by reading the title, I knew I had to this.
Celestia is such a freakin' Farquaad.
oh dear god please continue this masterpiece, this... blasterpiece.
It's sad how this is one of the more in-character TCB fics out there.
I don't know whether I should laugh or cry that I can totally see that fitting into the tumbr crowd.
There should have been more guards so shreck could call In a attack donkeh
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Indeed....
No one fucks with any mans gaming! These heretics shall burn!
oh gawd!
Fucking brilliant. I love this so much!
I'm still alive. And another fic from me might be in the works.
TCB Celestia definitely seems to fit into the Tumblr crowd, doesn't she.
it was the smell of ONIONS it was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onionst was the smell of onions
its all ogre, shrek!
no, horse lady. (its never ogre)
Just an update guys, but I made some original Ms paint artwork for my fic . You can check it out here:
http://tastyogre.deviantart.com/art/Shrekfic-539319077?ga_submit_new=10%253A1434175638
Be sure to comment and give me feedback! :D
"he was sweating like a dog"
Dogs don't sweat... So does this mean he was just panting, or what?
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It's a common figure of speech. No need to over-analyze it.
You have amused me greatly. Have a like and a fave.
P.s. shrek is love, shrek is life.
Celestia is a feminist?
Radar has picked up a helicopter going soi soi soi.
They're gonna Shreked.
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They were so close, too!
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She fails to understand that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
He almost got it right.
Shrek better gather an army to fight off Equestria so he can get back to his game.
Epic
Epic back in 2014
Still epic today