I am scared of this fic, very very scared. Will put under "Read Later."

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These stories scare me and I write horror!

I was actually tempted to write something like this but instead of Rarity, Lyra would be the main focus. That and I would of made parodies of Knighty and Poultron just to make it more hysterical.

But you beat me to it. Oh well.

Good job, well done.

~8chill

A Swiper story?

Laaaaaaame

>>455317455317 I agree with you, these stories are pretty damn scary. And I'm also a fan of Horror.

Oh, and this is to the author:

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Your weird and downright creepy role reversal stories are not welcome here.

I must confess I giggled, and at a few points, empathized.

description, was thinking about something esle, now is having the same feeling from watching shed.mov

Well, this is certainly a creative way to provide insight into the mind of a FIMfiction author... I was not aware that you authors have such a complex relationship with your readers.  The Downton Abbey reference made me smile, as it's one of the few non-animated shows I am a fan of (this doesn't make me a faget does it?); I have thought that if someone wrote a pony crossover, it would make for an interesting and different story.  Good job so far, I'll be tracking to see what happens!

Unlike everyone else here, I grin evilly with evil joy at these kind of role reversal fics. Elton?! U mad? Love the opening to the show - it's not a complete mirror image of MLP. Love that Sweetie Belle doesn't like it. I like the choice of Rarity as the viewpoint character - she is creative enough to be the kind of person to write fanfiction, yet has the right personality to be nervous and embarassed about it.

And pony-in-guyville stories sucks! Truly, totally!

It was decent. Not really my cup of tea, so i won't be tracking it. Good luck though on your future chapters.

...

i liked it.  i've always liked role reversals.  though the, uhm, implied shipping that's about to happen is a bit, uh, not my cup of tea?  oh, not that i mind shipping!  uhm, but the fact this is essentially a humorous mirror to this website and the community therein makes the soon-to-be Rarity-Somepony shipping a bit, uh, ew ... for me.  because ... well, uhm, i mean ...

sorry.

This... Is written perfection of my average FiMfiction experience. I could say that it's good, but it's simply better than that.

In the words of a great author, "Favorited with extreme Prejudice."

I don't see what's gotten everyone so up in arms over this. It's a well-written story with an intriguing premise, good characterization, and an excellent representation of this very website. My only complaint is that that Me Gusta face should've probably been ponified. Oh, and apparently Discord is free? And kept harmless by Pinkie Pie? Yeah, a bit more detail there would be nice.

Faved and tracking. I look forward to seeing who else in the humie community, and what Rarity's friends think of her fandom.

Hmmm...

This could be interesting, watching.

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>>455317455317

>>455353455353

A satire that's as soft as a pile of lace-coated pillows covered with marshmallows scares you guys?

"Oh, you..."

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>>455412455412

>con-firmed for non-faget

>>455325455325

>>455336455336

>>455412455412

>>455424455424

>>455495455495

>>455728455728

>>455931455931

Thanks very much for reading!

>>455574455574

The Rarity shipping is going to be with a certain pony that's well-known to the mane cast face-face, and it's going to be very heavily on the 'tender and romantic' side.

Well at lest this is not happening to me!

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Though it is a good satire. I feel that romantic stuff is not my cup of tea. Also posted that before reading, looking back it was stupid of me.

I'm actually a fan of what if stories tracking this for more updates

>>456129456129 Hey, come on. Marshmallows can be scary too!

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ill keep this simple

*ahem* MOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!

I will now blow your minds with logic. Swiper wrote US as the ponies, and the PONIES as us(with the exception of the mane six). Fight that logic.

All seriousness aside, awesome story. I will now play the waiting game until it updates.

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The waiting game sucks.

I couldn't help but think of this when I saw the show's title.

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Anyway, I hope you keep at it.

Did you just try to ship Elton-freakin'-John?

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"You're the bane of my internet existence, No_Limit_Coltcuddler!"

I'll use this line some point in my life I promise.

Judging from the author's talent for audience-insert, this story... has every right to make me a bit nervous.  Especially because I'm here by PM'd request.

Now to dinner, reading and opinionizing on my return.

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Rarity let out a soft moan for a split-second.

Notifications: 24

Rarity burst out with a sugary "Squee!"

I know all of this feel

"This is shipping with Elton? The flamboyant one? And it's not m/m?"

OH SWEET LORD IT'S SO WRONG

Everything looks great so far, it took me a few seconds to remember anything in italics were inner thoughts. Meaning I became quite confused when Rarity said one thing then another.

Also it feels weird to have them prodding at us, it ain't natural I tells ya.

>>458074458074

>>458021458021

>>458063458063

I'm happy that you liked it.

And, yeah, this is very, very, very close to a pure autobiography of myself. I feel glad that it's not being flamed; I was afraid of that.

Okay.  So I got as far as the start of "Blitzkrieg Bop" - and I actually had to cue the song before continuing.  This is the first time I have actually succumbed to songfic.

>odd sense of this starting to seem like work

Oooo.

>Notifications: 24 / Rarity burst out with a sugary "Squee!"

Sssthh.  Ouch, you've got me there.

>Rarity already posed her hooves against her belly, making little circles in her warm fur.

No comment.

So, yeah.  This is pretty much what it's like to be a fic writer.  We even secretly live in Equestria.  No complaints.  More please.

And if this is some kind of coded confession... (deep breath)

Let's hold on to what we have, chapter by precious chapter, but I'm a free bird not to be caged.  As terrible as it is to break you heart, I hope it's kinder now than to let you catch me editing some other guy's fic.

Good lord. Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Bill Nye the Science guy... all in a band? We need this show. Right now.

So yes. Ignore my previous comment. This had me in tears from laughing. *Favorited*

Thanks to everyone to reading! I hope to hammer out the other chapters this upcoming week!

>>458980458980

Don't forget that it also contains Keith Moon, Kate Nash, and Joey Ramone-- and that they have a rocket car!

Wut.

I have roughly $3.50 in small change. It is yours if you convince all of those humans to Mage PiS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQg9MHB8zvc&feature=related

This expresses my thoughts perfectly.

>>462871462871

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>462752462752

Sorry, but the My Little Human show is about science, through and through.

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PISfiction.

Now there's a site you can't say the name of without it sounding dirty...

I am disappoint that this isn't an animated series. I would watch the FUCK outta that show. It'd be one of the best things to come out in years.

FIRST!!!

great chapter

Oh the joys and terrors of internet RAEG and DRAMA!

Why are the first bunch of comments so negative? Did they even read it?

Oh god TAW

Oh, real life meet-ups. When they're good, they're very good. But when they're bad...

Anyway, Rarity's difficulty in tearing herself away from PISfiction is... well, embarrassingly familiar. I look forward to seeing which pony you decide to put with which pseudonym.

Nice jab and parody of the community, you even included the all the little details like the authors and comments. Also nice show idea it's like the Best of Rock meets Bill Nye and Happy Days.  I only wish my knowledge of music were greater so I could better point out the references.

Looking forward to seeing how this little shindig turns out.

Wow, you really hate passive voice, don't you?

I just realized...

FIMFiction = PISFiction

FIMFiction: Pronounced fim fiction.

PISFiction: Pronounced piss fiction.

Therefore: FIMFiction = piss.

You truly are a genius. And dat self parody...

I really like how you are creating a parallell that isn't a close duplicate!

There aren't enough of these stories. At least not in the rabble I'm seeing.

That's certainly emotional and deep. Hope things go better for her at her party.

>>456129456129

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DoctorApples eh?

~In Medicus

i like the whole concept... but Rarity write a fanfic with... THAT stuff in it.... right....... i'll pass

>>510009510009

Awwwwwwwwwwwww...

Thanks for giving it a chance, at least.

"That's fabulous! More messages!"

Thank Celestia I'm not the only one!

damn thats some strong tea.

DAMMIT now i want a glass!

Heh. Lack of sleep + muscle relaxant = Passed out Rarity

I'm guessing CelestiaAteMyHomework is Twilight?

Brae...

[+]Braecost industries

[+]Braeburn is gay

[+]Braeburn is not gay

[+]Braest political group

[+]Braeburn is sexy

[+]Braeburn is making foals with me

[+]Braeburn is secret royalty

[+]Braeburn hates his meme

No Braeburned? Because I know for a fact that the forth option is Braeburned. Not that I look for that kind of thing

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pisfiction.net/story/20889/Braeburn-Impregnates-Fifty-Humans%3-And-Fun-Begins

DO IT, RIGHT NOW

THRAKERZOD COMMANDS IT

CelestiaAteMyHomework, Totally my excuse on Monday.

"What if they don't like me in real life? What if it all falls through? We're already friends, and I'm risking us getting into conflicts over petty things"

Wow I can honestly say, I know how she feels.

Currently I'm processing a test video and then I remembered how messed up my voice is, These were some of thoughts.

Gooby Floopy Pancakes?"

Gooby Floopy Pancakes?"

Gooby Floopy

Gooby

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YOU WANTED COMMENTS ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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"Oh, please! You're the mare that thought that masturbating with a test tube mixer was a good idea. Don't lecture me on what is or isn't 'normal'. "

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>>514890514890

Didn't realize you were into gay stuff... although I should have known. After all, you've read my gay fics.

>>514900514900

I don't think I could write something that silly and trollish without... yeah. Dunno. But it would be fun to try.

>>514919514919

Yeah, I know, right? Even though I've been invited to brony IRL events, I've shied away from that stuff.

>>514951514951

Thanks for reading!

But:

1)Have you read chapter 2? Why no comments there?

2)Please give me ideas as to what you want next.

1]Rarity spikes ponies' drinks with Celestia's relaxant juice?

2]Sweetie Belle crashes Rarity's party?

3]Discord, domesticated kind of by his romance with Pinkie Pie, causes a ruckus?

4]Who should 'no_limit_coltcuddler' be?

5]etc.

Please help!

>>514977514977

"Rarity spikes ponies' drinks with Celestia's relaxant juice?"

"Discord, domesticated kind of by his romance with Pinkie Pie, causes a ruckus?"

Hmmm hard choice

"1)Have you read chapter 2? Why no comments there?"

I must have clicked it last night but never finished I'll head back to it.

"Rarity giggled. Oh, if only Braeburn knew that his photo would get viral. He'd probably rip the camera right out of Twilight's hooves, not wanting to become such eye candy. "

At first I was like "Huh that sounds a lot like the ridiculously photogenic man"

(Nice meme, though: "Ridiculously Handsome Stallion" / "R.H.S.") But then I was like  "Get out of my head!"

>>515008515008

Thanks for reading everything... I guess I'd still love for you to "spill yourself" and tell me any ideas you have, since I'm feeling iffy on things.

>>515151515151

Do you have any ideas for any other characters to be "Humies"?

Possibly Luna or Celestia? It seems something like that might catch some readers off guards.

Celestia under the name "Princess Lunaughty" Leaving rarity to assume it was Luna writing Fapfics but instead it's Celestia using her as a meat shield.

Big Macs hat could turn out to be AppleBloom creating an awkward moment.

>>515179515179

Both of those scenarios sound cool, although I'd suspect that Celestia would disguise herself as someone not so obviously connected to the royal family.

Thanks for reading!

P.S. Not to be too needy, but have you looked at: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22475/Chrysalis%27-Idiot-Ball ?

>>515208515208

Damn, I've missed a lot.

>>510224510224

no, no i'll keep reading! I'm still interested in the story! (please don't cry.. )

>>515364515364

Just curious, if you've read this so far (while skipping the sexual refences), what do you think of it? This is becoming too much like an autobiography.

Fresh Strawberry Cupcakes!

>>515653515653

Hahahahaha, yes... I'm making fun of myself.

Thanks for noticing the reference.

>>515678515678 Do you ever plan on finishing that story, anyway? Or is that just one of those stories that goes on hiatus and then never gets heard from again because the author is too lazy to write anything else *cough*.

>>515693515693

I'll get to it!

Eventually...

Also, just curious, but have you ever read my first fic? Migraines? I feel like it's my best work, to be honest. But I've pretty much shelved it.

>>515713515713 Your first, you say?

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It's readin' time.

EDIT: Oh god more than one chapter. I'll read it tomorrow. Which, according to my watch, is about... 15 minutes away.

>>515724515724

Thanks for reading! Love to see what you think of it!

I should be honest and note that my 'first fanfic that I ever made' was Rarity's Raspberries. It was about Rarity having a son, having sex with him, and then she murdering him. I pretty much choose to pretend that that fic doesn't exist given the... uh... well you know.

Migraines is my first fic that I ever seriously worked on and my first that I ever uploaded. I seriously do hope you like. You're like my closest friend on this website.

>>515743515743 Murder and sex, not necessarily in that particular order? I can see why you wish to forget...

>>515401515401

well, it's the fact that it is like an autobiography that makes it so interesting I think that this is what it would be like if it were the PONIES being fans of US

Oh, this can't possibly end well. It's going to be the Canterlot garden party all over again, but with humies.

"Well, I write intelligent stories involving realistic sensuality filled with emotional passion for ponies with tastes for that sort of adult-centered material. She took a breath. I suppose one might call that "perverted" if one has a narrow mind."

Is that what they're calling it now?

... A paradox.... At this point, Pinkie WILL break the fourth wall sooner or later.

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Then Linkara happened...

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Dear Celestia, you are just OOZING fanfic material.

Guah... Sooner or later, someone is going to write them up.

This is the part where Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie bursts in and steal a look into Rarity's browsing habits.

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Once that happens, I assume Rainbow Dash will be duckfaced.

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And when Rarity breaks the fourth wall....

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(Before reading all the way)

Peter Townsend.

Townsend.

Just throwing that out there.

inb4 no_limit_coltcuddler is braeburn.

Now I want to read a 'Humie in Guyville' story

Ya know I just realized... shouldn't a female fan of 'My Little Human' be called a 'humare'? :p To keep in spirit of the 'brony' pun??

>>586959586959

I'm going with 'humie' as genderless.

Humare would be great, though. I'll try to use that in ch.5. (coming! Just... whenever I figure out what I can do with it )

>>587090587090 Hurrah! Take you time, I'm sure you can come up with something.

FIRST!!!

>>593637593637

STOP DOING THAT

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Please just read and comment first.

>>593663593663

you know its too much fun to stop!

>>593663593663

and i do actually read this first before doing that. that one time was an exception

>>593637593637Ya might not wanna keep doing that, Knighty or somebody said they we're gonna start banning people for doing that.

Oh, and FINALLY! It has updated!

I was having the opposite reaction as Rarity, actually. "Wait, why is an Equestrian show teaching Earth science? Everypony knows 'electricity' isn't actually real!" Then Nye pulled out his remote, and whew, all better.

>>593663593663

was it young colts tight bondage where you made discord and pinkie a couple?

dude great chapter. been awhile since i lold that hard

Did you just make complex magnetism fun? Oh Swiper, why can't you be my science teacher?

In all seriousness, though, I think that it was a great idea actually putting in an "episode" of the show into the story. It just seems to add a lot of depth. Also, the whole magnetism thing was a small stroke of genius.

I don't have anywhere enough time to read this right now, I'm trying to write my own darn story and it's getting harder than I'd like it to.

Still, I'm a fan of your work, so consider this added to my Read Later list. I like the premise.

>>593728593728

In this universe, I'm making things rather human-y in MLP. So, there's the same science and stuff. Not to mention that they have pPads, the Ponynet, PonyTube, EPBS Television, and so on.

>>593724593724

I hope to do more soon!

>>593754593754

It was in chapter one of this fic.

>>593918593918

I'm a science-y guy (have A.S. in Chemistry, was going for the B.S. in that before I switched) and so I love incoprotating those ideas into the fic.

And thanks! Glad you like it! My Little Human itself is really fun to do!

huh. well if my memory gets any worse i could plan my own surprise party

Bowie! He's great and powerful hmm?

Well done! Can't wait for what happens next