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The Story Man


I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

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First!

Pretty good start, I recommend a editor or proof reader

4812866 I'd love to if I had one. Currently looking for one actually for this and the second part.

Why can't we have more first time writers like you, who seem to actually have passed their English composition classes?

Oh, and mini-rant aside, thank you for having good dialogue and an original idea. Only thing I found that detracted from your story was a few typos here and there, but Lobster has already addressed that.

This story is great. I like the contrast of how the girls would be like in a fantady adventure setting as oppossed to their canon lives. I hope the next chapter comes soon.

4814226 Next chapter is actually already done.
Just have to convert it and then have it looked over, hopefully by a few more people this time.

I think skyrim when I read this.

Keep Up the great work.

Ill be your editor but ill need two more days to recover as I recently got to be the centre of a sandwich featuring a bus and the moped i was ridding and only have the use of my none dominant hand but thats beside the point what do you say would you like for me to edit for you starting two days from now

4812304
wow rude

This makes me think of a old play on stage.

4817321 Is that a good thing?

PL_

I'm interested to see where this story goes. Please continue it!

I likes the chapter. The meeting with Lyra, the fight with RD, the dream with Luna, and the morning with Trixie were hillarious. I really hope Luna appears again.

I think there needs to be an OC tag for the story.
Other than that, interesting start, and I await more.

I'm guessing Fluttershy will show up as a Druid at some point in the next chapter. It would be really cool if all of them come together at the end for a big battle scene.

4819031 Why? Because it's a second person story?

4817406 I don't really mind it. I just think it's a different approach than most stories.

This may just be my favorite Lyra of all time, :rainbowlaugh:
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4819990 No... the OC tag would be a good idea because the nameless warrior is an original character, who is also a focus of the story.

4822767 I wouldn't really call him an OC because he's meant to be you. Most second person perspective stories I've seen do not label him as an OC.

4822944 So... a new character introduced into the story, who is not one of the characters from the series, is not an OC?

If it's meant to be me, I'm particularly insulted. I am a VERY original character. :trixieshiftright:

brilliant. and I mean brilliant. I am loving this so damned much! truly hope this is a long story. and Yes Trixie dose have a cute butt!!!!!!!

4828028 Well, the last chapter was around a thousand words longer than intended and this is around 2/7 of the story, being on the lighter side.
Don't worry though, I do have plans for each day so that they won't become just events of the day like it's shaping up to be.

Why cant I Like Trixie too! she seems so sad! and at least she in honest about liking me!!

Rookie mistake, someone needs to take watch.

She gave him/me a false dream in order to get a little bit of interest goin'.
So there wasn't really any luna in there and mister Jablowmi was the killer all along!
Jeankees!

4832045 So many bandit attacks in 3.5. So many. My old DM was a dick about that.

Well, the story shows promise, however (and not that you asked) but personally, I'd like some character development on 'Warrior's' (that's his name as far as I'm concerned) personality. (Aside from him being a sarcastic 'when all you have is a sword' fighter.)

If the human is suppose to be me, then i'd say this was stupidest quest I ever did with the stupidest interuptions during the travel and never mention it to the guys. Ever. :moustache: not talking about your story in general. just if the guy was actually me :ajsmug:

Why is this on hiatus?

5431806
Because it is surprisingly hard to write for considering the scope of the story. My usual works run between 4,000 to 9,000 words and this is looking to clock in at around 70k. I leave it up so I can remind myself to work on it at some time, but between writing these stories, school work, writing my actual novel I simply don't have the focus that a story like this would really require.

Still, it's only on hiatus, not cancelled.

DAMN!
The start is rough, harsh, but it doesn't really matter. It was a year ago. I can move along over that.
Bar scene - It was a nice place, nice people, nice footprints on Trixie's robe.
When they made a party, it was... natural. I understand why that happened, and the dialogs were so canon-like I already love it from this place.
Giving a name for every flower by Trixie? Hiliarious.
Diamond dogs and Rarity? Canon-ful and written like a god itself could do that.
Camping? I really felt sorry for Trixie, thanks Tzeentch it changed already, twice, so it was really nicely written.

Except some mistakes on the beggining with, commas, dots and ' ", I see it's a flawless story, except that it's so short, [faggot.
It is a pleasure to read that, because there is no unneeded line. Every one of them brings something new and exciting. It's so deep grounded into canon that it makes better with every single reference, and there is a lot of them.

Language is interesting and bouncy. I read very fast everything after CMC, so once again, only the start part is a bit boring and long - but hey, it has to be, because the action starts here and dies here too, according to the publishing date.

Anon is a very fine character, once again, not on the start, but after he accept to help the royal pupil, he is ok.
Twilight... is shy. I like it because that makes her pure but able to romatism and eroticism.
Trixie? She's my favourite. She is made exactly like in the show.

What can I say?
Write an entire story in this manner, pls.
Oh, and.
Faptastic!

In today's chapter, the part of Braeburn will be played by Captain Jack Harkness. :pinkiehappy:

Just as funny as always. Great to have you back updating this story.

HMB

The return

>tfw Luna tries to secude you and fails
Hue!

>Luna looks away as you sit down on the bed beside her. It becomes apparent that you were wearing a very loose fitting robe. “Do you know how hard it is to get laid as a god? All of the guards think they’ll die or something if they so much as touch me," she says slightly agitated.
It's both hilarious and true that I'm jealous about you writitng talent!

>You glance around the shimmering chamber as you remember being told the princesses were gods made flesh. And gods made flesh were not bound by common desires of sleep, food, or lust. Guess you could chalk that up to a mistranslation. Somehow.
Your story telling and plot making is a miracle in my eyes.

>She rolls onto her side, exposing her shapely rear towards you, making you have second thoughts about the safe side. “Dreams suck. Can’t believe I got shackled with this job," she complained. She goes quiet as you stare at her ass before becoming aware of her disappointed eyes looking back at you. “Oh, so sex is a no-go but ogling is a-ok?”
Hello, boner. Long time no see.

>“I can get checked out anytime, but what I want is more than just wandering eyes. What’s the point of eternal youth without sex?" she whines. It was odd, but you felt a small amount of pity towards the immortal goddess.

>She looks you up and down before placing her head back on the pillow. “Knock yourself out, I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. You better not be one of those ‘I won’t touch a woman’ types.”
Your Luna is the best Luna.
Oh, I love when writer gives the thoughts and ideas like that! That shows you are really a thinking person! Yay!

>“You’ll see when you wake up in a couple seconds.”
Hahaha! I know what it is! Muh sides!

>It takes a few moments and your hands listfully squeezing one of her bare breasts for the knowledge to hit you.
Yesss... Yes. YES!

>Oh right, she was the one who was paying you and she might not be so nice if she thought you were sleeping with her destitute friend.
Or, be happy because Trixie is bitching no more. Hue. Hue, hue.

>Neither of you say anything for a long period of time, confused and angry looks on both of your faces. Trixie glances up and down your body before pulling some of the covers off of herself. It is only a side view, but the sight of her bare curves threatened to get you excited, which would not look too good.
I can't fap when family is nearby. HNNGG.

>“I didn’t ask you to sneak in here naked!" you growl, straining to keep your voice down. This was getting ridiculous, but at least her eyes are downward. While staying vigilant to see if she lifts her head again, you start to put on your pants.
Kek!

>About halfway through Trixie starts to talk and lift her head again. “Trixie likes sleeping nude, it’s far more--" she stops before staring at your groin‏. Her hazy dream like expression becomes a wicked grin. “--Comfortable." she finishes looking between you and your crotch.
Family is gone, time to rub my genie out. Abracadabra. Fap, fap, fap.

>You feel your eye twitch for a moment before finishing tying your pants knot. After that, you grab Trixie’s legs through the bedroll and start to drag her outside as she thrashes about. “Unhand Trixie!" she demands, keeping herself covered while also trying to kick at you.
I can't believe how good and kekful this story is!

>“That’s a lie. Trixie told you she felt more comfortable nude, just like you," she said, pulling herself deeper into the bedroll. You shoot her a glare, which she returns with a grin.
I love their funny bond they have.

>“Yes, we were. And this one even started to mumble and grope me," she cut you off as she inched to her own tent.
FUCKING KEK!

>“Oh, I know she probably did it. You don’t seem confident enough to move that fast.” Twilight replies with a small laugh. Was that an insult or a compliment?
Both! Kek after kek, I can't handle this kekistan.

>Looking back up, you spy Trixie in her usual dress, cape and hat. Having seen her naked skewed your view of her towards being more lewd than it was before though. Dammit, you refused to believe you found her sexy. Shaking off the thoughts about a naked Trixie, you get on your horse.
Shut up faggot, get her on horse. Look at my horse...

>You could tell that the thing coming towards you was a bouncing person. Or, at least something that looked human. What kind of person bounces across a huge field like this without signs of fatigue? Over Trixie’s sighing you could make out a gentle strumming as the person drew nearer.
Only the best one... I hope it's...

>“My name is--" you try to answer before getting cut off by Twilight.
WHO CARES!

>“So you’re a bard?" you ask, having an interest in travelling bards. Being on the road and helping adventurers, you’ve often met a few of them and they are always kind. Their behavior is far from normal, sure, but they were always a joy to listen too.
RPG is strong in you. Love it!

>Pinkie smiles and clears her throat before starting a cheery tune.“Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!" she begins to sing. There are some fairly nonsensical lyrics after this, with you only being able to pick out something about the sun and water. You get the impression this song was meant for a specific person to sing, not her. “Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?” Pinkie finishes before strumming violently on her ukelele. After finishing, she begins to breathe heavily as well as wipe some sweat from her brow.
FUUUCK.
Also:
>You get the impression this song was meant for a specific person to sing, not her.
It kills me! So fucking good!

>“Don’t be fooled by appearances," she’s says in an oddly prophetic tone.
I want it to be the truth, but this event was taken a bit from cosmos. I like it, but it was really cheesy, you know?

>Bards are known for being random by nature, but also being fairly wise from their travels.
RPG. I love you, man!

>Or at least, that’s what you’d been told by other warriors. Twilight was happy to give you the entire history of how that was wrong.
It's canon-like I get the knowledge boner.

>no one's here cliche
Good job!

>“Well, look at her. She’s wearing light leather, you'd cut clean through her armor with it,” Twilight says in a low voice. You made a mental note to blame her if you die in this fight.
That Twilight, also: I love your characters comments

>noble cause
Hue.

>“It is noble! I’ll pay him to watch me, and he’ll carry me in his big arms with large hands, caressing my wounded body..." she drifts off. You notice that the girl has actually started to drool at her own fantasy. This sure is one hell of a highway robbery.
>I spitted my tea. Good job!

>“You didn’t really need to hit her if you dodged her attack,” Twilight adds.
SHUT UP YOU SCHOOLAR!

>“Oh wow, this is real good stuff! And with such a large hand too..." she says, staring in awe at your palm.
FingerBang is strong in you.

>“...Can you rub my cheek?" she asks innocently.
This little lewd thing... Jump into my arms! No! Without the daggers! FUCK!

>“Or a pat on the head or something! Just let me feel those hands one more time!" she says, a wild look coming over her.
Hot!

>Moving your horse up next to her, you look from side to side to try and spot any invisible spies of the event. Leaning over, you lightly caress the bandit’s cheek. The light touch makes her bite her lower lip and one of her legs start to twitch. After a few seconds you quickly remove your hands and place them on the reins. “Satisfied?”
H-hot. This twitching leg... Aww!

>You silently wish that she had been a real robber, at least then she’d have just taken your money.
Fucking kek!

>The number of times you met people with estranged ties to one or more members of the group was far too high.
I'm happy he sees it!

>“No thanks, just looking for--" she says as she turns around. As she does, she removes a small leather helm to reveal a short cut of rainbow hair. God dammit, why does it have to be her? An angry glare comes over both of your faces as you remember each other.
Spitted my tea again.

>“Pervert!" she shouts, pointing her sword at you.
>“Thief!" you say, hopping off your horse and grabbing your sword.
>“Rainbow Dash?” Twilight asks.
>“Rainbow Dash?”
>“Twilight?” the thief asks.
>“Lame-bow Dash?” Trixie asks with a laugh.
>“Trixie?!” the thief asks again, pointing her sword at Trixie now.
>“Warrior?” Trixie calls to you.
>“Warrior?” Rainbow asks.
>“Everybody shut up!" you shout, ending the loop of name dropping.
WTF/10
What a cliche-man you are! So stupid and so humorous!

>“About a few months ago now, I was in a small town looking for some relaxation. I got a room at an inn and stayed for a few days,” She moves over to a tree and leans against it.
>“Afterwards, I left and was about to leave town when I noticed that I’d left my shield. I had already checked out, so I had to sneak in,” Reflexively, you grip the handle of your sword harder, trying not to interrupt her. “But when I did sneak in, that’s when I found this pervert in my old room," she says, pointing her sword at you.
Missing space line between those two lines. Also: It's so good!

>“Yeah. Like he could even kill me with a sword like that,” Rainbow says with a condescending laugh. The hell did she just say?
I don't like that, Warior is supposed to not be stupid in Rainbow Dash way. I thought he is more mature.

>“Aside from the fact I could walk away in the time it took you to swing that thing? It’s an overcompensation cry if I've ever seen one,” Dash says mockingly. She starts to grin as you grit your teeth before placing her short sword between her legs. “Look at me with my big sword! I’m so tough and cool!" she says in a poor mimic of your own voice.
I love her. I love your story. I love your style.

>“Was it really necessary to swing at her like that? You could’ve killed her!” Twilight scolds you before turning to Dash. She was lying on the ground as well, but from the groans of pain it was clear she was alive. How did she survive a blow like that? “I shielded you at the last second the best I could, anything less and you might’ve been seriously hurt or killed!” Twilight continues. Well, that explains that.
Twilight for the rescue. Hue. Very nice.

>“Our fiery prism head here only survived your attack because she had no breasts for the sword to catch on and split the shield.” Trixie tells you.
Dude, I spitted to my 3rd tea. I dunno why you made me that, but I think you planned that!

>“We most certainly can, here, I’ll show you how.”
>“Trixie will help. Don’t worry Sparkle, it’s easy once you start,” Trixie says, mounting her own horse and following you. If Trixie's on your side, is that a good or a bad thing?
They should marry. I love their shipping.

>Twilight moves in front of your horse and holds her hands up in front of her. “I’m the one leading this journey! You just attacked one of my close friends and nearly killed her!” Twilight shouts. She grabs Dash’s hand and leads her over to her horse where she lets her get on before mounting it herself. “So if you think you’re getting paid for this then you are mistaken!" she says, a fire in her eyes and voice.
NO PAYING?! NO GOLD?! WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

>“I don’t care who started it, it’s done! Both of you, apologize now!" she shouts with a shrill voice. Everyone winces at the high pitch of her voice.
It's funny, but Warior should be a... Warior. Not a pussy. It's sorry to see that.

>“Apology accepted,” Dash says. Twilight reaches back and tugs at the blanket covering up Dash’s broken armor. “W-wait! I’m sorry, alright? Don’t pull it off!” Dash shouts quickly.
I can fap to that.

>“If you so much as glance at me while I wear this thing, I’ll cut your head off,” Dash remarked as you prop up a tent pole.
I already said it multiple times, Rainbow Dash, sucking doesn't include using dentition.

>“Gah! Y-yes, very clear!” Dash whines. Twilight snaps her head over to you and Trixie sitting frozen by the stones.
>“Friends. Got it," you reply.
>“Crystal clear,” Trixie acknowledges.
It's canon-like that Twiligh force the friendship idea with magic and harassment all over Equestria.

>There was an awkward silence before Trixie began speaking again. “Do you not like Trixie?” Trixie asked innocently. Great, first Thieves and bandits, now this. Wonderful day.
KEK! This is my canon!

>Trixie holds up a hand to dismiss you before she continues. “Trixie is not stupid, she’s very smart you know. But the curious thing is for some reason she doesn’t want you to dislike her,” Trixie finishes. Is this her form of a love confession? “Trixie is not the type to fall for idiots of course, so you have beaten the odds and earned her mild interest. Congratulations.”
Pls. Pls! Make it happens! make it works well! Pls!

>“Wait, are you trying to confess to me or not?"
Warrior. Low int. Pff!

>“Was this not obvious when Trixie snuck into your bedroll naked? She knew you might be thick, but come on,” Trixie said with a roll of her eyes.
I love it!

>“Trixie used it to show two things. First, that she could be sexy and spontaneous," she says, holding up her thumb. Spontaneous maybe, but sexy is more debatable. “And secondly to show you that she could sneak into your tent and get close to you without you waking up." she finishes. Your eyes go wide for a moment before you look over to Trixie as she holds a large smile. “Just kidding. She doesn’t need another reason, unless getting to entice your clearly depraved mind and fill it with images of her counts.”
I'm gonna to fap after that.

>You start to reply before Trixie holds up a hand to stop you. “Let Trixie explain,” Trixie tells you, standing up. She moves towards Dash and stands up straight next to her before cupping her own breasts. Taking her hands away, she keeps them frozen in the shape of her bust before using them to pick up sticks from Dash’s pile. It'ss roughly half of Dash’s pile. Dash begins shouting again and made various boasts about things she’s fought or lifted. Both you and Trixie remained silent as Twilight set up the fire, sharing small grins.
FUUUCK! It's trully the master- no! The god-tier story, Story!

>Would she sneak in again? Not that it mattered all that much, what could some arrogant mage with an overactive imagination do to you in your sleep anyway?
Oh, you son of a bitch! You left those readers for so long after THAT?! You have no heart my friend. Though, I'm so happy you continue I could blowjob you. No homo.

>Gulping heavily, you prepare to die in a bath of hot fire when the sound of a lyre makes you open your eyes. The source of the instrument is no where to be found, but it continues to play softly. Looking back at the dragon, your squint your eyes as it’s mouth slowly opens. Inside the beast’s jaws is Pinkie, sitting on its tongue and playing the song which captured your attention.
Random/10. Wow, mate. Almost one year has passed from the last chapter and there is a great lap forward from the level you were then and you are now. Due to all respect, teach me, senpai.

>“Shh, this is the best part!" she says with a bright smile before continuing.
What kind of bard are you?! Oh, Judei People's Front Suicide Squad?

>“Don’t be fooled by appearances, but don’t question everything. Sometimes you can get in over your head or distracted,” Pinkie says, moving to your side.
Excuse me? That's why I do. I question everything here! And I love it, too, but, whetever. It's very good that you continue this concept, but Pinkie out of nowhere, in tha cas out of Dragon's mouth?

>Why was that bard there? Was it really her, or just some weird subconscious thing? Maybe you need to stop eating berries you find in the forest. At least before bed.
Kek! Fucking kek. Very nice cliche.

>“You really should try and take my advice quicker next time. Good thing it’s just a dream this time!" she finishes with a big smile.
Oh, you magnificent bastard.

>Knowing you’re safe, you wonder what the hell that dream was about.
About your future! Not everyone can tell in afterlife that being dragon's snack trully was his main goal when he took his last job!

>Picking it up, you notice it’s scrawled in very elegant blue ink. It reads “You were too restless in your sleep, had to move back to her own bed.” Beneath that was an artistic signature you made out to be Trixie’s.
Kek! It's so nice to see a bond to previous events!

>If she finds out you actually looked at her with even mild interest, she’d have a hay-day.
After I finish reading this I will have high-day thanks to your work.

>“Oh please Sparkle, these roads are mostly empty. Sure, if you ignore the long stretches and boring hours of nothingness and skip straight to meeting random people on the road it’s busy, but otherwise it’s barren,” Trixie whines.
tfw Trixie says exactly what I am thinking right now. High level of self-critique? I would give you for that a follow, but I follow you already...

>“Well it is a long-- wait, didn’t you bring yourself along?” you say, deciding to join in.
>“Irrelevant. Trixie desires more interesting things happen and she wishes them now,” she says in an authoritative tone.
>After a few moments of silence Trixie groans to herself and slouches in her saddle.
That bitch is so well written I want to plug my dragon into her deepest cave.

>“Hey, I think I know those people,” Twilight says, leaning forward to see the travelers.
And who exactly is surprised by that?!

>“Applejack? What are you doing here?” Twilight asks, coming to a stop.
If you want to fuck your bro you can do it in a barn, pig.

>“Well howdy Twilight. I could ask ya’ll the same thing,” Applejack responds, giving a look over you and Trixie.
Canon.

>“Braeburn, can ya stop with the cat-callin’ everyone we meet? I swear, it’s like I can’t take ya anywhere. If only Mac hadn’t broken his foot again, I’d have him here instead,” she replies angrily.
Braeburn? Nice. She would has him instead? I don't doubt in that. Hue!

>“Mmm, nice grip you got there,” He comments while continuing to shake your hand.
He wants to grip even more of Warrior. Trixie has a competitor.

>“Fer crying out loud--BRAEBURN!” Applejack shouts, making him jump and finally let go of your hand. “What did I just tell ya about hitting on everyone that passes by?” she angrily asks, adjusting her hat before putting her hands on her hips.
Uh? That HIV is not what AppleBloom wanna have under christmass?

>“Mighty strong grip, ah, ya got there,” he compliments, trying to free himself from her grasp.
>Trixie eventually lets him go and Braeburn moves back to Applejack’s side while rubbing his sore hand. Looking over, you notice Trixie drop the same glare and start to pout just as you turn your head.
>From the looks of it, Trixie was trying to hide an emotion rather than broadcast it. First time for everything, you guess.
Ah! Revenge! Delicious!

>Twilight barely holds back a small laugh at the flirt, but Applejack only rolls her eyes again before massaging the bridge of her nose.
This event was very funny, but I really hoped for more dark character of the story.

>“I meant how often will we meet people you know? Seems odd that we keep happening by people who know you and Trixie,” you say, looking over at Trixie.
Dude! Stop doing this! Why and how are you doing this fucking with my brain thing?! You make the story ridiculous and then show that at least Trixie and Warrior are still sane. WTF.

>“Trixie is always right. She’d just been guessing to be fair however,” she admits with a slight shrug.
It's true. She is. Ever was.

>“Maud, what’re you doing out here by yourself? And what’s with the armor? Why is it all dented?” Twilight asks in a worried tone.
Why, oh why they are running at all we know and love? I'm gonna hit you. No matter how I like it it's still a cheap catch.

>“Excuse me, but what? Are you seriously just shrugging off that this woman was attacked by a DEMON?” Twilight asks, gesturing to Maud.
>Both you and Maud exchange looks for a second before looking back at Twilight.
>“I was only attacked a little,” she replies blankly.
>“See? And her armor seems to be in working condition. Very nice make by the way,” you mention, giving her a nod of respect.
>“Thanks, I helped make it back on my father’s farm,” she says, moving to show off the arm pieces.
>“How can you be so relaxed about this?” Twilight asks, worry clear in her voice. “Trixie, back me up here, they’re acting way too casual right?” she asks, turning to the other party member.
Pussy scholar. That's the true life here! That's the path of warrior! Stones have to roll!

>“Perhaps you should not go on adventures if you are terrified about every wayward spirit you may have to fight, Sparkle,” Trixie replies with a smirk.
Marry me Trixie. To persuade you to that concept let me say that I have no debts, not like you.

>“Same,” she replies, walking in the opposite direction of you.
It's very cute and everything, but unreal as fuck.

>“Huh? Oh, uh, bye Maud!” Twilight calls to her before looking back at you and jerking the reins of her mount to catch up to you. “Why didn’t you tell us Maud was leaving?” she asks incredulously.
I'm sick of this Twilight. Good job.

>“Probably her farm. Wait, you’re not thinking of doing anything with her, are you?” Twilight asks, lowering her voice and moving closer.
>You stare at her as she awkwardly leans forward on her horse before she blushes and straightens up. Glancing back at Trixie, you can see her keeping her head statically staring at the trees to her right. Turning back to the road, you notice signs of damage.
Go back to your books, nerd. He wants Trixie but he is still away from commiting it. Also, it's a bit stupid that she hurts Trixie and after that she blushes. Wtf, man. I know what you tried to do but now I don't like her anymore.

>Thankfully, you’re able to pull your sword out and block one meant to grab you. Trixie and Twilight aren’t as lucky however and get grabbed by the demon before being hoisted upside down into the air. You jump from your horse and ready your blade at the monster.
Tentancles rape demon? I may wait with purging couple of minutes.

>The monster lets out a terrible howl and slams a massive branch aimed at your head. You roll to the right and try to chop the branch off, but it’s too thick to cut. Barely managing to free your sword, you start running to avoid its hits.
Don't kill the demon! He is a good guy! He just want to make some random love, and since Maud is into rocks it is only a misunderstanding! I swear!

>“Ice magic. That will actually weaken the wood, fire would just make it so we have to deal with a flaming tree. Have you never fought a demon before?” Trixie asks with a laugh.
I love this Trixie. Maybe I played warhammer too much, but that's exactly what I though. I'm impressed dude.

>Its trunk bursts into flames, and it quickly spreads as the monster screams. After a few seconds, it slams a massive flaming branch down next to the both of you in a fit of rage. You are sent flying to the right before sliding to a stop just before the road turns into forest.
>“Trixie told you so,” she says, landing beside you.
Fucking knew it. I love when Trixie isn't bitch and she's right.

>One is a sickle shaped blade with an oddly blunt backside, while the other is a fairly simple straight sword that has a wickedly sharp edge to it. She holds the sickle in her off hand and the straight in her right hand.
>“Where have you been keeping those things?” you ask in confusion.
>“That is not important. Get Sparkle to freeze the tree and then cut it down the middle,” she says spinning the blade in her right hand.
I love how positive you developed her.

>You nod and make a dash for where Twilight got knocked over to. She’s running between the trees, but when she sees you, turns out of the forest to meet up with you.
Fuck you, bookworm.

>“All you had to do was laugh! Jeez, first that stone faced woman and now you two. Great way to die. Thanks a lot, you jerks,” it says as it fades away.
So, Pinkie was right. It's not surprising since you are memelord, but it's still good.

>The ghost gives you a rude gesture just as it shimmers away into thin air.
Or it wasn't the one Pinkie propheted about...

>Strangely enough, her knowledge ends with that vague description.
>“It’s not my fault! The book I got it from was a lore book, not a bestiary or an explorer’s journal,” Twilight says with a huff as you all dismount.
Really? Not your fault?

>Thinking back on it, this whole adventure has been strange. Given that you knew that going in, but dreams like the ones you’ve been having are not like you. Most of your dreams tend to involve more women and less clothing.
Call them nightmares and I will call you virgin.

>In truth, there could be a lot stronger threats coming for your group then you know.
Because OP is faggot.
: ^)

>Your first choice is Twilight, since she obviously knows enough magic to handle herself defensively and could probably sense any incoming threats. Still, her gut reaction in the tree fight was incorrect and even made things slightly worse. Not to mention the fact she ran, which while a smart move, might not be the best for defense.
>With a begrudging sigh, you turn towards Trixie’s tent and start walking towards it. While not as skilled in magic as Twilight, she definitely made her swordsmanship abilities known. Come to think of it, you never did find out where she has been hiding them.
I'm happy that you see what you write, and you have control about that. I was afraid you just make random shit, but no, it's planned. With some random shit, still. But I still appreciate that.

>Opening the tent with one hand, you peek in to wake her up. Inside, you find Trixie’s evidently naked body barely covered up by some blankets in what looks like a purposefully lewd pose. You sigh and try to shake the shock of the sight from you before waking her up.
>Rape.

>“Trixie, wake up, you need to go on watch,” you tell her, nudging her with your right foot.
Warrior uses his foot to wake up the sleeping beauty. WTF dude! Use benis!

>“Say, since you’re up, where did you hide those swords?” you ask, poking the fire with a branch and putting more kindling on.
As it makes sense because we all are cutious, it has no sense in this place. Isn't he tired? He can ask about that at the morning. Eh. Porn logic or cliffhanger is close.

>You nod at the clever defense method and give the area another scan with your eyes. Just as you start to head towards your tent, you hear a strange hiss come from the area directly behind you and beyond the camp.
And once again, a moment before my interest drops, you save the day. Or night. How and why? I don't know, but I will know someday. And then... Who knows?

>The blade’s edge hovers incredibly close to Trixie’s neck as she stands behind you.
Shit. Was close.

>Trixie could be lying, but what did she have to gain from that?
Rape?

>Suddenly, you put the pieces together in your head. Trixie’s frequent advances explain the why, and her apparent illusionist magic knowledge must be the how. You back up against a tree, dragging your sword along with you.
Rape.

>“Well, yes, you...uh...” you try to focus but Trixie steps close to you until she’s right under your chin.
What a misteke of me! It's not rape when he wants that!

>You relax your hand and feel across her butt for a moment. Just as you start to think of how soft her body is, something hits you.
>“Wait, where’s your swords?” you ask, patting her ass to make sure they weren’t there.
>“Don’t be silly, I’m a girl we have sheaths,” she says with a small laugh.
Oh, fuck. Kill it with fire! No! With ice! No! With benis!

>Behind her, the real Trixie emerges with her skirt removed and only her shorts on. Placing a foot on the creature’s back, she yanks the sword from its arm, severing a good portion of the limb. Its hiss turns into quick expletives as Trixie presses its back to the ground with her foot.
It's so fucking good. Trixie is so fucking godlike! I LOVE IT!

>“Changeling? Don’t those things feed on love?” you ask, stepping forward.
>“Yes, they also are known for kidnapping and feeding upon travellers,” Trixie says, pressing the blade against the imposter.
>Stepping beside Trixie, you can now get a better look at what it is. Its skin is a dark black color, with a slight sheen which suggests it’s a carapace rather than normal skin. The clothes seem to have disappeared, apparently also part of the illusion. Doubly clear in the dark, the creature has bright green eyes that have no pupils.
Do you hate it because it's black?! Hue!

>“Hey, a monster’s gotta eat. We don’t mean any harm by it, honest! Look, I’m supposed to getting a meal of my own or my mom won’t think I can stand on my own,” he sheepishly admits.
Is this changeling ok? I mean, I think it is ok. Alright. Friendly guy. Wanna into party? We are hunting a runaway dragon. Wanna join? Love, feelings? Maybe. Death? Probably. But your mom will be proud of you!

>“See you chumps later!” it shouts, breaking into a sprint further down the hall.
I want it into this party. I want. Do it.

>“Of course, Trixie can take care of herself. Besides, were you to join her, your inevitable attraction to her would cause both of us to get distracted, especially if you tried to--”
>“Goodnight Trixie,” you cut her off with a tired tone and slip into your tent.
Show me where the codex of Warriors points out that you have to be so big party pooper.

Your sstyle has changed, your taste is sharper now, word choosing improved, and you seem more mature now, but I like both of you, younger and older. Now, let me hug you.

There are two things I'd like to address.

Although, the story just seems to be going on I guess, it's a re-used formula of "ayylmao going on the road, meeting new people and resting at camp with Trixie's strange unwanted sexual advances"

Perhaps some more events, deviating from the norm could be in place for next chapter, along with this, perhaps our hero acquiring new armor or weapons for a change of pacing.

All in all, aside from what I dislike, it's pretty good shit so far moite.
smut when

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