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You bounce between separating dialogue lines and not separating them, it's distracting, making it difficult to read.

2 days before my own birthday. and I see this....
You sir. have created quite a treasure. Im curious to see what you'll do next...

5009315 Aw, I get on 5 min. before going to bed and I see this... It's making me feel all warm and fuzzy:heart:

>>Shardz XD your welcome. I was supposed to do art. but opted to do some reading instead. Guess I picked right. eh?
I'll let ya sleep now, good night, fair scribe.

Another thing you should do is spell out numbers.

This was a cute story, liking and faving.

Comment posted by Hillbe deleted Sep 16th, 2014

Down at the Library Spike overheard Rarity & Twilight talking about the nights antics .Spike laughed a hearty belly laugh. as he served the two tea & cookies.
What's so funny?" twi said , Rarity chimed in "Darling Spikey we are having a grown up..."
Spike laughed even harder "Grown up? He snickered "We dragons have no age limits and besides like AJ said 'ya all got no clothes on anyway!" The tears flowed he was amused to the max.
Rarity blushed "What makes you an expert on such subjects ?" Spikes eyes took on a staried far away look. "A year before we moved to ponyville Twilights BBBFF took me to the 'DRAGONS PIT' in old Canterlot" Twi gasped "My Shining?!" Spike continued with a small smile "She was a white coated mare with a flaming red mane, She did the dance of the seven vails , She was graceful, stunning and we would go out after the shows ,sad we never get past the seventh vail, Rarity asked in a muted voice "What happened with the seventh vail?" Spike rolled his eyes "At the seventh vail the vice cops would raid the place and close it down" Spike sighed and a sad scrunchie face came out..
Rarity looked at her Drake "What ever hapened to your dancer friend?" She said fearfuly quiet,
Spike smiled "Well it's a short story, Shining got us baned forever for puting gum on the seats and we moved to Ponyville & Somemare better came along":raritywink:
Twilight gritted her teeth "Shining wait till I get a hold of..." FOREVER!" screamed Pinkie:pinkiehappy:

This was hysterical. You just need to give it a good combing to correct a few mistakes and put in a missing word or two.

You have a grammatical error as early as the second sentence:
her and her friends still enjoyed the

SHE and her friends

Don't blame me, it's your own damn curiosity.

I REALLY want to read this now...

All I have to say is:

(Go to 0:24)
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Pinkie had a shit eating grin on, as though to say , 'I FUCKIN' KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!'

Like this?
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Ponies stay naked. Wouldn't the market be a strip club?

As a nudist society, wouldn't it make more sense that the deviant behaviour would be to get dressed slowly until the whole body is covered?

This makes no psychological or sociological sense in any sort of way. :rainbowhuh:

Holy mother of Painis Cupcake...

Remind me to never go out for a beer with Pinkie...:rainbowderp:

Mad

I'm reading this, listening to Dark side of the moon, and high as fuck. I love Colorado!!!!! :pinkiehappy:

With the way Trixie and Twilight were acting, plus the allusion to what Trixie is packing, I can't wait for the future chapters.

5010625 Then you don't understand stripping. It's not just about wearing overly sexy clothes, though that counts as a good bit, it's the part about taking them off. It's like unwrapping a present that has something you really want, doing it slowly to savor the thrill of getting to the prize behind the coverings.

5011002

I aced my human sexuality class and deviant behaviours. I understand stripping.

But I also understand deviance and sociological relevance. Ponies have a natural state of nudity. Putting clothes on would be the act of deviance, because the exotic becomes the erotic. With each piece of clothing put on, you would be stepping further and further outside of the relevant societal norms and breaking social folkways. The titillation, the thrill, would come from watching ponies debase themselves from deviating from the accepted societal values.

TLDR, psychology, how does it work?

5011037
Rarity in a hasmat suit; now there's a sight that'll stick with you.

*sigh* Well, there's only one thing to do when met with something you can't possibly be prepared for.

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I'm actually doing Blackrock Spire at the moment too, so this works out. I'm going to literally read this and Monk Rush Blackrock Spire at the same time.

Let's Do This!

That, that, was amazing. I did not expect to go on that kind of rollercoaster! The only thing I could imagine to follow this up with is a slight AU where everyone was available to see what the others' reactions would be, otherwise this is perfect as a one-shot.

It has a hangover vibe on it and thats one of the many reasons I love this story. Also because it is well written and because of Pinkie drunk. :pinkiehappy:
Looking forward for the next chapter. :rainbowwild:

You might want to change Mane 6 to Mane Six. It looks much better when writing your description. Hope this helps! :heart:

You got my hopes up with a lesbian lapdance for Rarity and then knocked them down. Bravo!

5011037 I kinda figured things like this would come up. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but seriously? People, please look at the title of the fic, please. Don't try to make this story logical or realistic; It's supposed to be a comedy, and isn't really supposed to make sense. You make sense out of it, and everything falls apart. Some things aren't supposed to be realistic. P.S. Don't take this personally, Kudzu. I just saw you first in my comment section.

5012212

Well, write a comedy where they go to a "dress up club" and watch a pony on stage seductively slipping on a pair of socks all nice and slow and then go parading the socks around.

See, that is kink. Sociological and psychological kink. :pinkiehappy:

"Let me get this straight: last night you were challenged by Cherilee to a drinking contest," Rainbow started and looked up into Pinkie's eyes. Pinkie simply nodded in affirmation. "You outdrank her at 16, but wanted to keep going," Rainbow stopped again, waiting for Pinkie's confirmation. Pinkie nodded again.
"BUT you wanted to keep going. You kept going until you ran out of available beer in the living room. Then, you went to my private collection and started drinking out of it," Pinkie uh-huhed. "You finished that off, then were actually able to call Berry Bunch and get her to bring TWENTY-EIGHT CASES OF SPARKLING WINE TO MY CLOUD HOME AT 2 O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING. Not only that, but you charged the cost of the wine to ME." Pinkie confirmed again, further driving Rainbow crazy.
"After that, you decided to fuck Crescent Cast in the middle of my private collection. After that, you passed out while halfway through." Pinkie continued to confirm all of this, though she seemed to blush slightly at Crescent's name. Rainbow stared at Pinkie for a few moments that seemed to last an eternity for the Element of Laughter before Dash broke out into a humongous laugh.
"Are you serious, Pinkie? All of that on your first night out ever? Damn, you make me feel like a fucking joke of a partier. First night I actually partied I only got to first base with a dude and drank 2 shots of Promane." Rainbow all said while guffawing like a drunk. Pinkie continued to listen while wiping the counter.

I absolutely lost my shit at this point.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

5012226 Not gonna lie, I would read the crap out of that story. Somebody should definitely get on that soon.

Nice collab here, incredibly weird, but in a good way :D. I am looking forward to the bonus chapters for sure.

party hard.......................................................................................... :pinkiecrazy:

5013133 refer to my last comment if you're seriously complaining about that.

"The Pink Pony," with large X's surrounding it.

Only thing I could think of! :pinkiehappy:

5013302 Dammit Silver, you've got work to do.:facehoof: GET TO WORK. Or don't. that's ok, too.

I was almost expecting some sort of twist where Dash finds out Pinkie didn't just spend time with Crescent or that he was not the only one she wanted to spend time with and it was her she wanted to pick ("why Dashie were you not on the list?").

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Possible but difficult (standard methods cant get over around 96%). Legality isn't a problem though because Equestria may have very different laws to any Earthly nation; they also might have a very efficient magical distillation method.

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