After eating an incredibly spicy burrito, Rainbow Dash discovers some blood on the toilet paper the next morning. Dash panics and rushes to Twilight, who then accompanies her to the doctor.
Unfortunately, her issue is beyond Doctor Stable's expertise. He refers Dash to Doctor A. Scope, a proctologist, for a more thorough examination.
A parody of "X does Y" stories.
Thanks to ZOMG, Proper Noun, Pyrotechnic, ajvasquezbrony28, ValorlordV5, and Sir Rustbucket for editing.
Rated Teen for... Oh, c'mon, you know what you're getting into!
Chapters (1)
Why?! lol
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I'm not sorry.
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I know how that goes!
Got to stop questioning why I read stuff like this.
Donkey Hote.
I wonder how his rum is...
And it's live!
This motherfucker...
I love you way too much for my own good.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Gotta love Bad_Seed!
Made me laugh!
Let's see, O have read a story involvng a mouth and now a rctum. All I need now is a story about a gynocolgist and I think I will have all of the bodyily stories I'll ever need in my life
Psh. This fic is SO unrealistic. I mean, I know this is a fiction site, but this is just too far-fetched.
...
There's no WAY you could go to a doctor's office and be seen immediately. I mean, come on.
I thought that MLP-Filies are like girls, so do not poop.
...Shameful
I'm not sorry either.
You had me at Donkey Hote.
Well, Spike, look at it this way... Dash trusts you enough to ask you to do things that she apparently won't ask any of her other friends...? So... that's... good right...?
Alright ^^
Poor Spike. His lot in life is to suffer.
>dat rated link
You have no idea how happy I am that little .gif is making headway.
No shit, during my second deployment, I bet a guy $20 to drink an entire plus-sized bottle of Texas Pete. It ended with a lot of shouting from the port-a-shitter, and an emergency trip back to the FOB so he could go see the doctor for the exact reason Dash did. Fucker got to sit out of missions for two weeks... because he couldn't sit.
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I hope that was worth the $20. Poor bastard!
Poor Spike...
...Is it bad that I found it funny?
Also, Spike confirmed for gay. What straight man would NOT love to shove something up Dashie's butt?!
Spike got underpaid for Dashie's love... I would ask for 200 bits here. But this is why I love SpikeDash. So I am taking this story as Spike Dash.... He still got ripped off as Dashie should cost more for 20 bits. Like and favorite.... and I want a sequel where Spiky and Dashie hook up after their bonding experience!
Well, at least it seemed like she enjoyed it.
I see what you did there. Clever!
Wait, you said Dash needs to take one of those pills every day.
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Looks like she and Spike are going to become very close.
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Maybe "Spike Visits The Psychologist"?
so Rainbow dash. asked a creature with claws that are probably sharper than any blade, to stick those said claws in her ass. . . she wants to bleed less, right.
6330167 "Spike suffers from a mental breakdown whenever he is approached by a mare due to the horrific memory of being paid to stick his clawed hand up Rainbow's butt in order to insert a pill—in essence, becoming a pill pusher."
How's that?
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6329405 Maud Pie's episode plot needs to be altered. A spacecraft will go back in time and drop its reentry module to its target: San Diego. It'll be launched on a Proton rocket in the near future. Video of the Proton launch:
"Aw, c'mon Twilight, you can get it in there! Just use your horn!"
"I am not going to magically stuff a pill up your butt, Rainbow Dash."
"I didn't say anything about magic! Just using your horn!"
"Oh, well, in THAT case... ... EWWWWWW!"
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One that's seen what comes out of that particular butt. Especially with hot sauce.
Rainbow Dash needs to invest in some Chipotlaway. Then she can eat all the Donkey Hote's hot sauce she wants!
Reminded me of that episode of south park where the boys start to have an infection and start bleeding when going to the bathroom, as a result they start to believe they got their period, since they are 8 year old boys they don't know squat about menstruation.
They begun to brag to each other that they finally reached the age of maturity and wanting not to be left behind Kyle lied about getting his period too.
Suddenly poor Stan becomes the only one of their friendship group that apparently hasn't gotten his first period and of course no adult stops to explain things to him because most adults are idiots in that series. So Stan begins to feel so left out that he starts to take hormone supplements in the hope that it will make him get his period like his friends. He grows a beard, his voice changes and he grows a pair of titis; but of course his period never arrived.
Finally, since it's the 2000 new year Celebration God decides to come to earth and grant humanity the priceless opportunity to ask his omnipotence the answer to one question. Speechless the people of the world had to think carefully about what they where going to ask; but before they could decide a raging Stan jumped and yelled to God "why am I the only one of my friends who hasn't gotten his period yet!" And God who knows everything explains to him that none of his friends actually got their period and that boys aren't supposed to have one.
And with that God said good bye to humanity and left with the promise of answering another question in the year 4000.
Stan was very happy with his answer and felt much better.
At least until the pissed off humans all around him got a hold of him.
The end.
~Leonzilla
6330574 Yep, this episode came to mind the instant I read the synopsis of the story.
Classic South Park insane geniusness!
6330212 Well, Dash hasn't exactly proven herself an intellectual...
This gets a like from me because it's my kind of insane humor.
Having recently encountered a Proctologist, I can honestly say that the whole thing is a pretty minor event. In fact I spent most of the time there cracking jokes about my own ass.
Man that was funny
6330849 Just wait until you're 50....
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Sure! If you want to write a sequel to this story, by all means, go ahead! You can mark your story a sequel to this as well. Show the mods this comment if you need approval.
I'd make a proctology joke here, butt fuck it.
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You may not, but i will.
Twilight now knows why Rainbow thought Dr. Stable was gay.
6329405 you should be... Of not writing more!!!
I... don't... uh.
*backs away slowly*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!