Because her sister has been on the moon for a thousand years, and isn't getting any younger, Celestia schedules an appointment for Princess Luna. Specifically, a colonoscopy.
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So, Princess Celestia personally prevented the birth of a democratic society. Good going, ya twit!
And they actually gave Luna a real anesthetic? Ya know what they used to put me under for my colonoscopy? A freakin' sledgehammer! Last time I go to a discount doctor...
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She must be in her room comforting with Tiberius.
Oh god I needed this.
That was amusing enough.
I knew he had something to do with this.
This is where I would put my witty comment about you never failing to make me laugh.
This is where I would put my witty comment that is so witty that people gives it upvotes and trolls and normal people give it downvotes.
This is where I would put my witty comment that will make even those I annoyed to like me and realize how funny I was.
But since I have no wit or humor or anything that keeps me going or positivity, i think it would be just simpler to give you a normal comment:
Good work, friend! Funny story!
I'm going to die alone. Hopefully it won't be THAT painful.
I died.
Also, when I read this:
I misread that as 'she has three active pylons' and proceeded to die again.
I dread the day when I have to have a camera crammed up my ass
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It's gonna come. Mark me words. I'm sure it won't be that painful.
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Oh god when
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okie doke
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They shoulda used propane.
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Drink a glass of milk before you go to sleep! It will help you not get nightmares.
Oh god what
6295706 Propane, huh? I'd rather go with the sledgehammer. One experience with a gas leak was more than enough.
*Shudder of horror* followed by nightmares
You get a like and a fave!
6295678 that actually sounds kinky
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well, sometimes you need those additional pylons THAT much.
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Just imagine what they would find.
(A doctor and his patient both watch the footage from the camera on a monitor as it creeps its way through the patient's colon.)
(suddenly a group of muppets appear on screen and start singing.)
"Dance your cares away.
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play.
Down at Fraggle Rock!"
I am now imaging her butt-bust covered in bird droppings.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein I've got one thing you'll understand
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man
Got one thing that's easily understood
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
...dude, seriously? I mean, I approve of that whole cancer awareness aspect and all, but seriously? A story about sticking a camera up Luna's butt? And it's not even creepy fetish porn or or anything, just... what.
Next headline
Well time for America to invade and show them the true power of democracy
Funny this should pop up on the day I got a colonoscopy.
Luckily I woke up AFTER they removed the camera
And also they got to see the dark side of the moon! Nopony has ever seen that before! They should feel honored
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Missed out on some potential for hilarity by skipping the preparatory laxatives.
6295616 ... The hell is a "discount doctor"? Is that one of those US things? Boy, am I glad to be Canadian!
Well, skipping the obligatory dark side of the moon joke (though I do give kudos to 6297948 PrinceJonathan for the Dr. Feelgood one, well spotted good sir) I have to say that this was a funny little story that gave me a chuckle and has now given me a healthy fear of both rectal cancer (don't google it...trust me) and colonoscopies.
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...I find the weirdest stuff on here at 2:00 AM...
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...Where did I put that brain bleach...
6306827 Long story short, never go to a clinic where the reception desk is at the end of a dark alley.
6307400 Lol. They steal your kidney, or something?
I got a colonoscopy about three weeks ago, and this is not very accurate. 'Tis funny though.
6308072 No. Actually, I think they put a third one in and replaced my appendix.
6308206 Seems you're on your way to becoming an eldritch horror!
6308873 Like this guy?
6308992 Are you talking about my user pic? Yes, I suppose, If you count a grim reaper as an eldritch horror!
6309270 No, I put a link in the words "this guy".
6309461 K, let me check the link.
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Yes.
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America's a democracy?
6310944 No, but we love to think we are.
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Love it!
Probably more comfortable than an Earth pony proctologist...
Pretty funny story to lighten up my mood. Tank you.
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Horses =/= humans
PS oh crap. After reading about this colonscopy, I realised that I have to so it regularly. Fics always help in life and keep your butt healthy.
6298403 It does have the 'Random' tag.
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Page for Dr.Bendova?
Some pony's parents really hate there kids from the names they give them.
Godammit Sickoh.
It should be the issue is or the issue's.
As she began what?
I don’t know why I read this but it was hilarious 😂
What a silly idea!
Good on you for raising awareness of the need for older mares and stallions to regularly check on their colonic health. It is an underappreciated issue.