As always:  SPOILERS BELOW IN THE COMMENTS!

I have to write a research paper, but I got bored and this story was born.  Back to work...

This story is my mind+caffeine+background music+lack of sleep+my craziness+ me trying to be funny

and if you add all that up you get this story.  Yay.  

at the end of the story your face should look like this:

wtf did I just read?

Image: https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHrh9046udJ3B9Pc7tvSDdfQMSwaYyzo-ufJpDISyFggrhXY3K

Dammit Celestia, look what you did.

>>431104431104 success

>>431105431105

I just realized that your post said

"at the end of the story your face should look like this:

wtf did I just read?"

So I guess it WAS a big success.

I'm so confused

Rarity's "death" was the greatest thing I may have ever read

incoming hate, take coverrrrrrrrr

>>431118431118 glad you liked it.  

My face was a real 'wtf did I just read' but I admit, I loved it. It was silly, it was dramatic and it showed the true horrors of a pillow fight. Well done!

This is the best thing since sliced bread. I laughed during class because of this. You sir/madam have earned a favorite and a follower.

That fucking Troll xD

I'm sorry but this is a story that just cannot be beaten. Absolutely brilliant. 10.

>>431147431147 what can I say, she's trollestia

>>431051431051

That was amazing.... I could totally see that as an episode really, only with everyone not dying, and there being something about not obsessing in there.....

>>431186431186 just toss in some friendship and less death and boom, episode.

But if they do make an episode like this, I'll be throwing my money at the screen.  All out pony war is exactly what the show needs.  

So wait... were ponies dying for real? Or was it just Rarity-eque drama?

I mean... sure, you could go for true death, but... it's almost better if it stays true to it's heritage and everyone gets up later.

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Remember the fallen

Great Pillow War of Ponyville

2 AMM

>>431286431286 idk, in my mind they all get up later after being unconcious, but its up to the readers imagination

This is nothing to kid around about... I lost over 300 fighters that day...

This is incredible. Someone needs to make explosive pillows a reality

'My entire squad was either captured or killed. The enemy nearly got me, but then it happened. The mother of all bombs was dropped. I was the only one lucky enough to be behind a wall when it happened. I'll never forget that day, the day that everyone fell until I was the only one left. The final day of the Great Pillow War.' I just had to say that.

This brings back memories of when I was a kid, a simple game that turns into a playground wide war.

>>431385431385 i could see somebody writing a sequel about the only survivor after the war...

it would be epic :O

and the good ol days on the playground, i remember em too.

Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/225/400/sweetie%20belle%20that%20is%20beautiful.jpg

I loved this story!

Lolwut to da max! A good read to read once in a while.

Did they die?

>>431416431416 the world may never know...

>>431296431296 that picture, it fits so well.

>>431307431307

Image: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/kpenguin222/blu_soldier_pony_full.gif

always remember the day.  The End of ponyville

*teardrop*

>>431385431385 I remember my first playground war, somebody decided it would be fun to run around wacking people with a sock filled with sand. Soon everybody was using sand-based weapons to attack each other. (I used a sock and a bottlecap filled with sand, the latter being completely useless.)

Is it bad that while reading this I was thinking up ways to actually weaponize pillows?

>>431467431467 no, that's perfectly normal.  What did you come up with?

So was the background music you mentioned the ultimate showdown or something?  cuz thats what i was thinking about, especially at the line "She let a tear drop from her cheek for those lost."  

>>431480431480 I was listening to a lot of background music when writing this story.  

I'll post some of it.

I used to be a unicorn like you, but then I took a pillow in the knee.

Sorry couldn't resist.

>>431518431518 bahahaha that made my day

>>431525431525 for not freaking out I used the meme, you sir, get a like a fave and a watch.

Pinkie Pie's death, so majestic~ I'm going to go with the lighter side of things and figure that, though everypony was getting smacked around, nopony actually died.

Also Lyra is a real warhorse!

>>431537431537

what the...

>>431542431542 many people don't know it, but in her spare time Lyra is a 5-star general

>>431471431471

First is the obvious soaking the pillow in water for extra mass to hit harder.  Building on that is the use of substances other then water, various poisons or caustic chemicals, possibly using flammable chamicals along with treating the pillowcase in a mixture similar to touchpowder so that the impact can produce a spark to ignite the chemicals.  Soak the pillow in a resin or similar glue and allow it to harden for a pillor brick, make the pillow stuffing out of fiberglass insulation so that impacts cause bursts of small glass particulate to damage lungs.  Stick a large number of metal or glass slivers throughout the pillow so that the impacts cause them to puncture the skin, again this can be combined with the soaking in chemicals to allow for the injection of any manner of substance into the bloodstream...

>>431585431585 0.0  

If I go back and edit, I'm adding some of this stuff.  Will make it 10x more dangerous

nah but, don't think ponies have access to all that stuff.  But still

Me and my ponies we were the surviving members of green team...the pillows were every where...bodies laid on the field like pencils that you set down...Me and the others did what we could to push them, then they got the upper hand...In the end, the purple one it was that destoryed me and my ponies that day, and I'll never forget the words my leader said

"War never changes"

OMG this cannot go unseen!

I laughed thoughout the entire story.

TheOnly. You, my friend are a genius! A crazy genius, but still a genius!

I just hope that nopny died I know you said in a comment that they were just unconscius, but with explosive pillows that would make ponies fly away and the overkill in the end with the nuke-pillow-thingy, I'm not too sure...

That, dear author was one Hell of a Twilight Freak out. Good show sir, jolly good show.

>>431051431051

That was hilarious!!

Regarding the Spongebob episode, do you mean the one with the sand castle wars?

My brother died of a stray pillow!

I still blame myself for throwing it XD

Somehow this seems appropriate now...

Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/162/337/mlp__dear_princess_celestia___by_star_sketch.jpg?1313354229

On an unrelated note, you've inspired me to write a warfic.

Cool story ,bro

>>432006432006 yup!

>>432090432090

Just making sure!

Anyways good job!

Best Story ever! 5 moustaches out of 5

>>432077432077 that picture is very related, and I'm glad I inspired you.  Listen to epic music while you write it, it helps.  

That was bucking amazing. I didn't go 'wtf?' I went 'OMFG!'

But they all survived in my mind.

Throw in some friendship, no explosions/rocks in pillows, and nopony falling unconscious, and it's suitable for MLP: FiM.

You sir, are amazing.

/

4/5

>>432167432167 I'm sending this to hasbro as we speak, they shall love it.

>>432176432176 YES, YES! IT SHALL BE AMAZING! (I'll look out for a pillow fight episode )

I laughed so hard xD Great idea to put in this music. The music was also very fitting, a bit short but who cares.

>>432204432204 loop it!

THEY ALL DIED

THE END

Just me or great way to end a story?

Oh and I do believe that a fav and watch are in order for you my good sir

Oh and one last thing:

tololololololololololololol

"It's okay, she'll just think she lost it and buy a new one....."

Image: http://www.gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/trollestia-5397_preview.jpg

Somehow, I always anticipate fics like this end up featured. It's like one of those things that cant be explained.

like Liquid Soap for example.

Um OK yeah in my mind no pony died I guess I enjoyed it but still very very confused (maybe) but apart from that enjoyed it Twi and Celestia are both trolls in their own right i mean yeah lets start a pillow fight for my pillow back????

also for the poison water comment above

>>432326432326  It's because epic pillow wars are awesome.  Don't fight it.  Just hug it.  

CELESTIA YOU TROLL!

>>432336432336

Future Twilight tried to tell them.

BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN TO HER

>>432344432344  Congratulations, you actually figured out the second source of inspiration for this story.  

This is very well written, entertaining, weird, and compelling!  Thumbs up!  One critique: the first four paragraphs of this story feel unnecessary and if your audience doesn't already know EVERYTHING there is to know about Twilight Sparkle and the library, then I'm not quite sure how they found this website.    

>>432346432346

Great! So what do I win?

There are some people who don't get it, they say "It was only a pillow fight."

And to you I say...

You weren't there.

Killed in a pillow war... well thats new

>>432349432349  The few...

The proud...

The pillow warriors....

Pillow Fight 2012...never forget...

Trollestia, oh you!

Image: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=trollestia&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=WW-DT4LNGcqw8gOyzOm-Bg&biw=768&bih=900&sei=XG-DT9LxG4zB8QPrlvz8BQ

That was the most obnoxious, ridiculous, stupid, pointless fan fic I have ever read

AND I LOVE IT!

>>432351432351  I try to be original

THE NEW DAWN OF AGE

That title, plus that cover image...

Damn, now I'm gonna have to read this.

... I have read nearly every Fanfic I could find from here to FanFiction... And this is by far, the best one ever! I would like permission to post this in my Fanfic account, whether as a full story or as a chapter to my upcoming story... It would be my honor...

>>432362432362  AND I LOVE YOU

>>432384432384  I'll think about it.  

Its so ridiculous it's hilarious >>432176432176 no, they shall love and tolerate it

I'm sure there is a great number of music soundtracks that would have gone well with this story.

Perhaps after rarity died that one matrix theme as twilight goes to avenge her.

>>432414432414  Aha!  You are correct, music at that part is necessary!  

Dude, having everyone in

Y town have a giant pillow fight would be like the best thing ever.

THAT'S BUCKIN' FUNNY! AHHA, Celestia doesn't even care about the mushroom cloud... duhbuq?

Damn it, I read it, and lulz, take all of my lulz.

And I KNEW Celestia took it back. Somehow, I just knew.

Wait... Who won the 70 bits?

You wouldn't happen to have also been inspired by the fact that yesterday (I believe) was international pillow fight day, would you? Because that is what this made me think of.

We need a sequel, we need a version that has Celestia and Luna facing off against Discord in the most truly epic of all epic pillow fights, one that will decide the fate of all ponydom!

face indeed. The music especially helped add to the hilarity. It also helps that newmindspace just did their annual Toronto pillow fight XD

Needs Moar!

>>432461432461 everyponys dead the last thing on their mind is bits...

Nice

>>432476432476 no I wasn't inspired by that, but I must say that an international pillow fight is quite epic.  Also, a sequel is floating around in my head

you arent that old, i have seen every episode of spongebob, been watching since it started, and i am still in highschool

you would tink that an all powerful sungodess could manage to not spill some juice on a pillow, and even if she did, her magic would get it out and even if she didnt get the stain out, she wouldent give her soiled pillow to a friend i mean thats just dumb. however paying people to have a pillow fight? epic beyond words

>>432557432557  It was a joke...

An exceptional study of the futility of war and the emotional devastation it leaves among the survivors.

Or the ramblings of someone drunk off turpentine. I'm not sure which.

>>432568432568 no worries, I am not drunk.

>>432572432572

Then bravo good sir. Have a mustache.

Like Reach, Never forget, Ponyville.

Amazing I'm going to follow u now cause that's 3 great tales in a row I have an idea for a sequel though. Twilight learns of Trollestias actions and launches a full pillow siege of canterlot with the survivors of Ponyville and several ragtag teams of rebels and insurgents led by Luna. Would anypony else want to read that?

>>431585431585

I think easier ways to weaponize a pillow would be to fill it with live bees, or spiders, or scorpions, or something like that.

Or shoving a land mine in it would do the trick.

Somewhere on that battlefield is a muffin that's half buried in the dirt with an unexplainable hole it, surrounded by that devastating scene.

>>432685432685 I'd read that.  Pillow wars are always good.

Epicness. Just pure epicness. :D The music makes it even better :D

The end made me LOL

Now THIS is what I call good fanfiction! You deserve a watch and fave from me, man.