This story is a sequel to The Ultimate OTP: DiNyx
Diamond Tiara, tired of being a commoner, decides to become Royalty. But how, pray tell, does she accomplish this? By convincing Princess Cadance that she is her long lost daughter. Will Diamond Tiara accomplish her insane plot? Will Cadance believe her for even a second? Will Silver Spoon obtain her dream of being with the Belle sisters? Read and find out (the answer to the first two questions, not the third).
Basic Story Concept/Commissioned by: Telaros
Written by: Mattricole
Video Adaptation: ...No one wanted to animate this :'(
Chapters (1)
....welp.
That was a random.
So DT is the foal of of Cadence
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ahhhhhhhh! mental Image of filthy rich, randolph, candle wax and ropes! getitoutgetitoutgetitout!
(it´s Gold, random enough to make discord say that it makes no sense and twisted in all the right places.)
What did I just read?
Well, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. And Cadance does love tiaras.
Very silly and enjoyable. Thank you for it.
I am both appalled and disgusted.
... More?
What the actual fuck?
...Wow, now there's a twist.
Here's hoping for a continuation, because I'd really like to see DT's continued reaction to actually having been right about this of all things.
Filthy Rich's reaction was rather
worthy, though. If there's a anti-father of the year award I think he just nabbed the gold, silver and bronze.
4565239 Now, too be fair, if it weren't for him DT would be dead right now... doesn't that earn him some bonus points?
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Good point actually... but Filthy just shrugging like that still made me cringe a bit.
I accidentally a princess.
Yes! It is here! Now all can behold the glory!
The moral of this tale is: everypony is better without Diamond Tiara.
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...You know, not sure if you're joking (given how much ppl hate DT), but even as a joke, just can't find it funny since wherever you go there's DT hate.
Oh my God, Diamond Tiara is going to have political power eventually...Weep for the Crystal Empire, folks. Pink days, which is what they'll call dark days after pink becomes the new color of horror, are upon them.
Reaction-filled sequel or new chapter?
4566096 That requires actual effort on my part... oh look, I have something to do for the next my whole life!
4565973 Wow. Sorry man, I didn't know you will take it like this.
Of course it was a joke. It's just in your story the departure of Diamond Tiara from Ponyville catalysts a sex-plosion with Filthy Rich and Silver Spoon breaking out into an unholy orgy... It's like Diamond's presence preserved ponies from indulging in debauchery. (Maybe it's her special talent? Behold Skyla, the Princess of Virginity!)
Anyway, sorry one more time. Totally didn't want to offend you. Actually I like DT and find her extremely amusing and interesting as a character. I fully understand your concern. Seems like people don't understand that DT is the main spice of every episode and story she appears in.
4566171 Yeah, sorry for being so uptight
! Given how I write comedies I need to take jokes better. Even with all the bad comments DT gets, I should still get over the small harmless jabs.
...what?
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However, I would not mind moar.
Welp.
Now all that's needed is for 'Skyla' to meet her uncle Blue. I bet they will hit it off spendidly.
huh. That was weird. but enjoyable. 10/10
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...Sorry
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Never got to check out the added scene with Silver Spoon. lol what IS IT about DIAMOND TIARA that seems to hold ponies from going over the mental deep end? There goes Ponyville...
I think you managed to break more gears with those two added scenes than just leaving it at Diamond's final thoughts. Bravo. Mattricole. I'm honored. by the way, for thinking this was a worthy enough idea to write out. You certainly added some spice! (more like wax
)
There. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill my liver with more painkillers.
That was bizarre. Disturbing, even, for a number of reasons.
Laughed anyway.
Also; seeing Shining Armor hook up with Chrysalis in the hopes she numb his brain again, the two actually growing closer until the power of their love feeds the entire changeling army, thus finally forming the troops needed to oppose Dark Empress Silver and retake Ponyville from the incursion of lustful thoughts on underaged foals. This, of course, means Applebloom'll have to find something else to do at her bachelorette party, but I'm sure Skyla will come up with something. Something involving crystals.
Everything works out!
That was insane and I loved it. I'll give it an upvote and follow on my way out.
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Well maybe being raised by Cadance and Shining Armor will have a positive influence on Diamond Tiara. Her's hoping for the Crystal Empire's sake.
What the f*ck??
so let me get this straight, she convinced she was she child when she actually was?
genuis
so far this is the very best part, Silver's dominatrix fantasy with
and
I'm with Diamond on this one..
Two things:
1. You should do more stories about Cadence and Diamond Tiara.
2. Regarding this line:
Please turn that into a story!
That's it. No more random story. Because in this, the randometer was truly over 9000
PS : the diamond tiara is realy the daugther of cadance thing is just too much. OR IT IS ?
Bravo!
Have a mustache.
sequel please