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Have all of my yesses!
EDIT: After reading the fic, all I can say is:
Hoo boy, is he ever gonna have a time dealing with the fallout of everyone seeing him toting her around.
Oh, that's comedy gold! I look so forward to reading this, and know it has been favorited.
Is that a nazy pony? is that wha t you mean by Earth?
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Earth pony stronk, not like filthy communist pegasai!
German filly!? Snuggles would be proud
Good so far. She's adorable. Thumbs up. Feature box guarantee.
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That…doesn't answer my question…I had no idea what you mean by that joke, or if I should be laughing or be confused
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you wouldn't understand
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Yes, She's a nazi pony.
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Aw I see, yeah I get it
as you local Jew authority i approve this Nazi little fic, Aryanne is adorable and for now the J.E.W (Jew Equestria Warlords - aka "The Man") will alow this fic to go on
She's so cute
YES YES YES! My favorite little Nazi pony has a story!
Sig. You named him Sig. That's horrible and fantastic.
In any case, poor guy's probably going to have to move to a new town. And maybe grow a beard. Or he could just deal with the masochist pony-Nazi and his ruined reputation. I look forward to seeing how that goes for him.
One problem, 'Pegasai', Really? You should know better, Sir Hat...
4590048 I think it might be intentional.
Or he is referring to a high elf.
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I dunno, I haven't read it yet...
4590080 It's used multiple times.
Either he is doing it on purpose, it is correct and WE are wrong or he doesn't know how to spell pegasi.
Have faith in hat.
This is gonna be good. In the wrong kind of way, but I'm to fucked up to care.
you, sir, have an amazing talent at writing stories that I REALLY like reading.
she's a nazi... but she's an adorable nazi.
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PPPTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OH GOD I SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
-whew- try this on for size.
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I think she broke her hip.
Hat I got a bunch of these for ya.
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Aryanne is just awesome.
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Don't even start with me KaBar...
I've seen the things you've done...
And I paid those people to keep them quite...
Those men will never walk again...so don't even.
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-pppssst- Thats a Humans are Superior joke....so laugh.
4590224 I dun gettit
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Neither do... I
A story about a Nazi pony... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
Cute racists always make me think of that classic song KKK Bitch, by Body Count.
Please someone else tell me they also remember that song so I don't feel so damned old.
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Oh dear god this is gonna be a comedy of awkwardness and near-misses with the law.
EARTH PONE STRONK
FILTH KURWA
Huh, I thought she was a unicorn at heart or something. Probably because I read the story Alexmagnet did first.
As a Polish, I have to say few words.
1. Nice use of 'kurwa'.
2. Sig isn't a Polish name, unless it's shortened Zygmunt in English (Sigmunt). In that case, he has very unusual name for someone his age (I presume he's ~20). Generally, it's rare to find someone with that name that's under 40-50 years old.
3. Why they say that she's talking his language if it's only second one? That would suggest he's German.
4. Excluding some skinhead fucktards, we HATE Nazi, so I see shit tone of rage in next chapters.
5. "Oh master...so strong, many thanks!"... wow such lines many laugh so shibe wow
Sir hat you are one kinky f**k .... But that suits me just fine
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4589928 no hate on you, but i don't think it could have been any clearer.
She's got a swastika cutiemark (which also got a bad reputation because of the nazi's), and her name has the word 'aryan' in it, which is a mutilation of the original meaning and now basically means 'white master race' for most people.
The swastika and the word 'aryan' basically means good or well being, and the nazi's thought that they themselves were the best or the master race, which is why they used these words/symbols, and thus gave them a bad reputation by making people associate them with nazi's.
4590151 what the actual fuck?...
Favorited only for the picture. I could use it to draw myself an anthro-like pony. Do not approve of the swastika, though. Points lost on that part of the image. Haven't read the story yet. Sorry, friend. No hard feelings?
4590553 you do know that the swastika isn't a nazi symbol? It literally means 'well being'
The swastika is only associated with the nazi party because they used it as a symbol of the so called 'white master race' which isn't what it means at all...
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1. Indeed
2. I know tis not Pole, you use too many Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs (Sig is about 50-50 split pole Germ) "Dirty pole?"
3. They say he speaks German cause it's the more applicable language than Polish.
4. Rage, schmoozing little racist, and a leash.
5. It's part of the schmoozing, the perverted little submissive Nazi Pone is...
*edit*
Sig's Mother might be German, but she loves that Polish sausage, and took the pole deep.
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Or...you could jog on, or look up the pic...it's sourced, ya jackass.
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He's saying you fucked men so hard in the ass you broke their pelvises?
4590644 Very well than. Carry on.
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Do you not want little submissive Nazi slut?
4590537 Do not worry my friend, I am on your side! red, white and baby blue all the way!