I love this show and I love this fandom! I also love Derpys new voice.
I stood up and checked myself out. Not bad. Now, instead of being a human teenager with the body of a forty-year-old alcoholic, I was a badass pony with racing stripes and anime hair. My cutie mark was Chuck Norris punching Satan in the face. Satan was crying.
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This is an autobiography. If you are offended, then SO AM I! Let's get that bastard!
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A bit vulgar in places, but entertaining.
This had me giggling like a Catholic school girl vandalizing something.
I laughed, more than once.
You have a great sense of comic timing.
This is brilliant. I love you.
Masturbation... OF THE SOUL!
*goes to eat a barrel of ice cream and read more fic*
In an unrelated note:
I mean, come on. Only the truly desperate turn to fanfic.
Its so true
Dat description.
All of my homo dude, all of my homo.
Tracked, watched and raped.
Jesus tapdancing Christ arisen from the grave surfing on a flaming winged narwhal armed with grenade miniguns, this is quite frankly one of the funniest goddamn things I've read on this site, period. And it's the absolute worst kind of fic ever, hell it's my absolute least favorite kind of fic. And yet my gustas pierce the cosmos and give the gods multiples. Just...
You have a follower. Now make more, or I'll open a portal in your basement and proceed to fuck you with a thermic lance.
This fic is stupid, profane, and disgusting.
I love it.
This was awesome. Well done sir.
This comedic attack on a broadly varied genre was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. I liked the humor quite a bit, even if it directly insults the genre that I decided to write in.
Absolute genius! Oh how I do enjoy a good satirical rampage!
Bahahahahaha
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You nailed it with this fic. Great job!
This by far... the best thing I've ever read. "My balls itched so I scratched them with telekinesis." <-- Killed me.
Then along comes Saxton Hale...
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what
Oh, it's you... and it's that story...
Well, I liked it before: and I still like it now.
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[Surprised, pleasantly, that you've gotten so few downvotes]
422912 Thanks, but I don't know who you could POSSIBLY be talking about, AMIRITE?
Do you want to know how awesome this is?
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As awesome as Teddy Roosevelt fighting Bigfoot
Absolutely brilliant.
You just mashed up and sumarized all the fics ever.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
This is literally the best fic I have ever read in my entire life.
You sir, win the internet.
422929
Sure...
It's ironic that you're posting as Derpy since, I've been working on this soft, romantic-ish story involving Derpy all day now by coincidence...
I'll be curious to see what you think of it.
inb4 featured.
This is the best. Ever.
422383 You, sir, are more awesome than this.(watch the whole thing)
I hate fics that are all professionally written and tell sad stories like My Little Dashie.
This does not disappoint.
Oh and Rainbow sounds hawt
422938 He forgot the Travelers. Other than that, though...
422935 That can't even be compared to this. This is much, much better.
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This right here is pure awesome.
This story is so great it's like auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose made with the hair of 100 Fluttershy brushable toys.
Alternate title option: Fuckin' A(AA): The Ballad of The Brony Who Scored.
This is stupid, pointless, and generally retarded in every possible way. I love stories like this!
423057 She's always hot
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422946 Sure! I'd love to read a story about myself.
I... I think I need a smoke after that one. Wow.
Well done, sir! May god grant you a third testicle for your glorious contributions to mankind.
423951 "Teddy R. Shoots the Shit Out of a Yeti, and Other Tales of Friendship." I'm on it.
No, not really.
If only I lived in a world where this had the popularity and acclaim of "Through The Eyes of Another Pony". If only, if only, if only.
All of the mustaches for you, sir. All of them.
426543 You are telling me, sir. You are telling me. But thanks! This fic has been rejected by EqD, by the way, because "it is so overwrought that it becomes what it's supposed to parody." Egads, have I done my job TOO WELL?
-Derp!
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I was that one pre-reader who loved it. What can I say? Satire is a very relative thing. In any case, I still think it's great.
429234 Actually, that does make me feel better. Thanks, mate!
Um............................. I'm not sure how to respond to this..........................
After the initial shock of the one part, it's pretty good!
Friend: What part?
Me: ALLOIT, MAN!!!
Five mustaches for you dude!!!
Hehe this was a funny story! I really liked it. As I was reading I thought "OMG MY OC IS IN THIS STORY!" Lol jk. You have an awesome "new voice" for Derpy, I hope you keep "talking" for her!
I sniggered. An interesting idea, using the journal format, and you built it up pretty nicely. Planetcrusher's stay was thankfully short, and that ending - well, let's just say that it was appropriate given the context.
546847 Thanks mate! How the hell did you even find out about this story? I wrote it a million years ago.
547095
You were on the favourites list of some dude who made an intelligent comment on a blog post by another dude. =P And who can argue with a title like that?
Dude. Fandom = Religion thing. It blows my mind.
Okay, seriously, this is probably the finest "self-insert human-in-Equestria" parody ever written. Finally, an author who gets that mockery is necessary but not sufficient for clever satire.
You had my upvote at "The French call this anomie: a perpetual sense of disconnection." Which I actually feel a little guilty about, because it's out of character and strictly speaking doesn't add anything to the story, and if I were offering concrit I'd suggest you take it out — but it was a clear sign of greater things to come, and in that task, it did not fail.
714294 Hey, Derpysnewvoice here on my "serious" account.
Thanks for the compliment AND critique! Ah, anomie. I did struggle with that line, whether to leave it out or not. In the end, I thought it seemed like something he would be saying trying to be academic, because it was like, the one intellectual thing he knew. Like when people extend their pinkies on their tea cups and say, "So, I saw this thing on the History Channel--"
Yikes.
You've convinced me, though. I'll change the passage to clarify the joke.
If you like this story, you might like my more serious fic.. It's kind of a horror-comedy-spy-thriller thingy.
750617 Thanks for the story. :) Seriously, you've got a great sense of comic timing and tone, and there were a number of amazingly witty moments throughout. My favorites were the portal lampshade hanging, "He is a cruel God", "It's not a religion," and the alicorn's Cutie Mark.
As long as I've got your attention, I'll use my amazing superpower of "Make You Change The Story Via Erudite Commenting" for a nitpick — there's a stray e right before "Four hairs, and you've named each one". (Seriously, I'd offer better concrit, but the story's solid, and I'd have to do some literary strip-mining to give you further useful feedback.)
And now, having saved the world by correcting someone on the Internet, I shall strut off to read Daylight Burning!
This is the first fic where I actually laughed my ass off...through the WHOLE thing. Most comedies, you laugh at certain parts or they're really short. But this is a parody of HiE fics and also one that was done right.
"What happened last time?" I asked.
"Who said what now?" said Twilight, looking around.
That last guy was me! Thanks for turning me into a Lyra plushie Twilight! NOT FUN!
" Instead of being a teenager with the body of a forty-year old alcoholic, I was now a badass pony with racing stripes and anime hair. My cutie-mark was Chuck Norris punching Satan in the face. Satan was crying.
I flapped my freakin' awesome wings. My balls itched so I scratched them with telekinesis. Oh, did I mention I was an alicorn? A racing-striped, badass alicorn with glowing flame eyes, but only when I wanted them to be glowing flame eyes. And also, I was handsomer and bigger than the usual pony stallion, and totally ripped."
I am envious of you...I want to scratch my balls with telekinesis...
"How about Demonhunter Planetcrusher?"
Okay, so I officially pissed my pants, raped a breakfast burrito, forced all of outer space to burst into flames while riding a Lyra plushie through the eye of a tornado and complete my mission to lick Twilight's face seductively while simultaneously punching a pelican right through its weasel caresser...without using Old Spice Body Wash.
...Even with all of that, your name puts me to shame. Everything I did doesn't matter...because that is your name, I am defeated automatically. There is NO possible, logical, or imaginable way I can top that. Even if I broke the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth walls...it'll be of no use.
You have bested me good sir, well fought.
Silver out!