Fracture

MFracture II: Return of the Crack
MLP: FiM
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Some days, it seems like the world just doesn't want you to have a sandwich. Twilight is having one of those days.
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Twilight
Spike
Bootsy Slickmane · 2.7k words · 26 0 · 235 views

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VampDash

VampDash #1 · Jun 27th, 2014 · · ·

*eye twitch* I think I lost some sanity in reading this.... well done and welcome to the crack fic world.

Samey90

Samey90 #2 · Jun 27th, 2014 · · ·

Dafuq I just read?

What that unexpected arrival caused is another story entirely, but it resulted in Angel never being able to look Fluttershy in the eyes again.

I never thought I'd say that: poor Angel...

Rainbow87dash

Rainbow87dash #3 · Jun 27th, 2014 · · ·

This....
Is actually better written than most crack fixs...congrats

Seether00

Seether00 #4 · Jun 27th, 2014 · · ·

Well it was tasteless. Congrates!

Bootsy Slickmane

Bootsy Slickmane #5 · Jun 28th, 2014 · 1 · ·

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Woohoo! It's good to be here.

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His fluffy little life will never be the same.

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Thanks, I did actually put some effort into this.

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Night Spark

Night Spark #6 · Jun 28th, 2014 · 1 · ·

Omg... WTF LOL.

"Jelly time"-----> oh my dear shit I died. I died and came back to life then screamed. Wtf lol

Mattricole

Mattricole #7 · Jun 28th, 2014 · · ·

Fantastic! Amazing! Stupendous!

Bootsy Slickmane

Bootsy Slickmane #8 · Jun 28th, 2014 · · ·

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Not even I know what, man. Not even I.

4609387
Why, thank you, but I dunno if I'd go quite that far.

Swashbucklist

Swashbucklist #9 · Sep 28th, 2014 · · ·

This needs a dark tag.

Bootsy Slickmane

Bootsy Slickmane #10 · Sep 28th, 2014 · · ·

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Added.

WhiteLight45

WhiteLight45 #11 · Feb 1st, 2015 · · ·

This is just what I needed

Silver Tail

Silver Tail #12 · Feb 2nd, 2015 · · ·

I fell out of my chair laughing.

Nightcall

Nightcall #13 · Feb 3rd, 2015 · 1 · ·

"Jelly Time."

Daring Cammie Do

Daring Cammie Do #14 · Aug 17th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Rated Mature for swearing, crudity, and general tastelessness.
For the love of Celestia, do not take this story seriously.

I don't care about Celestia's love, so I'm taking it seriously! Can't stop this rebel!

The curtains were drawn, the lights were dimmed, and Twilight Sparkle sat alone on the floor. She fidgeted slightly as she took an object in her magic and lifted it up to inspect. She'd done this countless times before, but it never lost its thrill. She took a few deep breaths as she carefully moved the object into position, brushing the edge of the opening as it passed. With another breath, she started to push with practiced precision. She slid it forward, shuddering when it finally came to rest next to the others of its kind.
Twilight was breathing heavily as she reached for another one and moved it into place, each one a different color. How many could she fit inside? She didn't know. She could calculate it if she really tried, but that would take away all of the excitement. It was one of her favorite activities, after all, and she wanted to savor every moment of it. Of course, she'd never have the guts to tell her friends just how much she loved it.

Trolling us, are you?

She paused as she held the last one up, unsure of whether or not there was enough space for one more. A bead of sweat slid down her forehead, but she was too focused to wipe it away. She wiggled the object around slightly, pushing aside the others like it just enough that one end could fit between them. She hesitated a moment, and then shoved hard, squealing with unbridled joy as the final book slid into place on the shelf.

I knew it!

"Jelly time."

I don't like jelly...

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