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Bootsy Slickmane


Retired writer and graphic artist.

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Her rump hit the wooden surface with a sound like a giant beetle being hit with a cement mixer full of lead.

I wonder how that sounds like...

"Oh, no," Spike said, claws clenched around the platform's edge. "Did you try to use that magnum one again? You know that one's too big."

I guess it's not what I think it is :pinkiehappy:

"You told me that if I didn't give you a 'traditional dragon ass rub', you would inflate my feet like balloons, fill my orifices with honey and sesame seeds, and then tie me up in Fluttershy's backyard for the birds to feed from."

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"Well, shit. I guess you're just not going to get to see my marvelous sandwich, then."

How Twilight Sparkle Didn't Invent Instagram...

Maybe you should look for it instead of asking the guy who's been in the freezer for the last ten minutes and can't see shit.

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"I'm gonna beat your exoskeletal asses so bad, you'll be in traction for fucking years! Your unborn grand-children's fucking children's heads will fucking explode from the pain I'm gonna inflict on your asses! All of you little shit-eating fucks are gonna wish that your queen had never raped a drone and brought you into a world with me, because I'm gonna thoroughly destroy your asses, everything attached to them, and everything in the fucking tri-city area!"

My Little Pony: Quentin Tarantino Edition. Also, I see that Original Wood Chips make another appearance. Not to mention oatmeal and the Jelly Guy.

Hmmm.... needs more dementia :pinkiecrazy:

But commendable LIKE!!

Why was Twilight so mean? It's just a sandwich

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I guess it's not what I think it is

I almost named it and gave it a cameo under the bed.

That's an oddly-specific fetish....

My Little Pony: Quentin Tarantino Edition. Also, I see that Original Wood Chips make another appearance. Not to mention oatmeal and the Jelly Guy.

Just needs Sam Jackson. I need to put Wood Chips and oatmeal in more stories. If I write a third one of these (which I want to, because these are fun to write), I expect Mr. Jelly to make one final appearance.

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I mean her sandwich wasn't even that great. Not like it was:

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Admittedly the broodwich has some negatives. The lack of bacon. Plus the terrible inclusion sun dried tomatoes.

I think the jelly guy actually made "It" scarier than before

This was frigging hilarious to read. XD Never read the first one though but I must now read it! Otherwise this is a good read!

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Yeah... Guess what cereal Pinchy eats in the story I'm writing...

I almost named it and gave it a cameo under the bed.

Sir Morning Glory? There used to be a story about Octavia's dildo called Sir Morning Glory...

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My... my eyes....

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They're all sticky down here....

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Why, thank you kindly.

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I wonder which flavor.

Was just gonna call it "The Howitzer", and have Twi angrily toss it out the window.

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Ouch. Wonder who'd find it...

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Probably was gonna be Rarity or Fluttershy, since Rainbow is otherwise occupied.

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Yeah. Also, I guess it's inedible...

You, my friend, are funny and absolutely rediculous with these stupid stories. The stupidity makes them funny and they're made just the right amount of stupid so they aren't cringe-worthy.

Makes cringe-worthy comment because I felt like making a cringe-worthy comment. It hurt to write this comment because of how badly written it is.

Also, damn! Zero dislikes? I've got to hoof it to you, ya did good!

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