Necronomicomedy: The Evil Joke Book

Starlight Glimmer finds a book in the basement of the Friendship Castle. It gives off a bad vibe, so Starlight asks Twilight to help study it's contents. What they find is both interesting and disturbing. But also humorous!

Warning: Dark humor. If you are easily offended or don't like dark humor then it's smart to avoid this story.
Otherwise, I hope you Enjoy you wonderful people!
Proofread/edited by DragonGeek

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King of Madness

King of Madness #1 · Jun 15th, 2017 · 1 · ·

Well, I must say, that was really funny! Those jokes were spot on! There were quite a few writing mistakes though. I suggest looking through the story and fixing them. I would make a list of the ones I saw, but I'm not too good at it. Anyway, good job on your first story, brother (or sister).

Also...

'The different between Jesus and a picture of Jesus is that it takes one nail to hang the picture.'

I'm a Christian... and I think that's hilarious!

Arkanids

Arkanids #2 · Jun 15th, 2017 · 1 · ·

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Thanks! I am sorta new to story writing, this is my first (approved) story on this site. So of course I was expecting a few errors here and there. But still l, I'm happy you enjoyed it!

Arkanids

Arkanids #3 · Jun 15th, 2017 · · ·

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I would be very grateful actually. Thank you. Just tell me what to do and I'd be happy to do it.

Synthetic Soul

Synthetic Soul #4 · Jun 16th, 2017 · · ·

This was great, I have tears in my eyes!

Twilight's such a prude...

goldenboss

goldenboss #5 · Jun 16th, 2017 · · ·

Here is some dark ones
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-dark-humor/4cc2s9/a-father-s-last-request
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-dark-humor/1dk1l1/revenge-of-the-blondes
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-dark-humor/bk67s4/an-odd-tale

Arkanids

Arkanids #6 · Jun 16th, 2017 · 3 · ·

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Here's another.
*knock* *knock*
"Who's there?"
"Alex!"
"Alex, who?"
"Alex! Open the door! There's a guy with a knife chasing me!"
*humph*"That's the worst knock knock joke if I ever heard one." Alex says before walking away.

Sound Wave

Sound Wave #7 · Jun 16th, 2017 · · ·

There should be more xD

Alondro

Alondro #8 · Jun 16th, 2017 · 1 · ·

The different between Jesus and a picture of Jesus is that it takes one nail to hang the picture.'

Such blasphemous humor! For this, you must be sent due punishment!

Funny little story with overly-sensitive Twi-nerd. And of course Starlight delights in evil humor! I miss when she was a complex villain with nebulous intentions and mysterious powers that could have had a really interesting story behind them... so basically her first appearance.

Flutternight