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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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downvoted for obvious self-insert
5786216
You sure showed me.
Upvote because rape.
Downvote because HERESY
5786290
I didn't want to say anything, but if anyone here is a heretic, it's you.
I find it highly amusing that the random picture of a pickle you found on the internet is of what looks like one of the characters from Veggie Tales, which is a strongly Christian show, and use it for porn.
5786393
It just looks like an ordinary-human pickle to me.
I'm just going to go ahead and drop the bomb on the picture and admit to my knowledge: That is Larry the Cucumber, he is from VeggieTales, the animated co-host for the Christian cartoon series, Yes i did watch it, it was amazing when I was a kid. And yeah I don't care the that it was used for a clopfic... honestly thought there would be cucumbers in the story
5786444
It's a fucking pickle...
Upvoted for the authors sexy avatar.
5786531
You're pretty cute yourself, babe ;)
After reading description:
*hack, cough*Their True Desires*violent spasm*
I was halfway through before I realized how fucking stupid this is.
5786578
I thought bronies liked stupid things...
5786582 I'm honestly not sure if you're cracking a joke or are just a bad troll. Either way, have this, free of charge.
Liking because I want to shove the focus of the cover art up my asshole.
5786602
Keep your handouts to yourself. I don't need your charity, you sniveling creep.
5786612
Pickles are for your mouth, silly.
5786620 Pickle my dickhole.
5786645
I don't know, I remain unconvinced...
Upvoted for posterity
5786949
Gotta like 'em all, Pokemon.
Everyone who upvoted this should downvote it. Let's get this to the worst(-rated) fic of all time. : ^ )
5786977
While I'm all down for trying, I don't think this will come close to my record of 101 dislikes (though that story got taken down an hour after it was posted) :<
5786999
pls gdoc :>
5787005
Don't worry, I saved this one. I learned from my mistakes
Upvote for the sake of holy fuck, did that just happen?
5787054
This is based on a true story, so yeah.
5786447 He's right, it's a cucumber, the pickles were a different group on the show.
5787080
Look, as the one who made that image, I think I know what I'm talking about when I say it's a pickle.
ITS A F*yay*ING CUCUMBER
5787083 Lemme check the Veggie Tales wiki real quick... Yep. Hate to break it to you, but that character is officially named Larry the Cucumber, not Larry the Pickle.
The swaggest of coats
5787171
5787124
Will you trolls just leave me alone already? I'm not as stupid as I look, I know better than to believe your lies.
5787209
I'd wear one.
5787445 Perhaps a link to the official Veggie Tales Wikipedia page, Larry's VeggieWiki page, AND the IMDb page of Larry's voice actor, all of which state that Larry is, indeed, a cucumber, could help convince you out of your delusions.
5787445 U ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE ITS A F*YAY*ING BITCH
5787487
Those are obviously porn links, I'm not clicking them.
5787510
I know you are but what am I?
This is very funny!
In my mind I imagined this much like YouTube Poop as I read it and I love it so.
5787650
At least someone appreciated this masterpiece. Enjoy the remainder of your fleeting life, friend.
...I'm 17. Do you honestly think I'm going to search for porn just so that I can increase your apparent psychosis and consistent denial?! ... Very well, then. For my next piece of evidence, I submit this Veggietales Youtube video, of which it is called 'Dance of the Cucumber':
makeameme.org/media/created/yep-that-just.jpg
5787710
Why would I trust anything you say? You've already proven you're just a troll. I'm not going to fall for your obvious tricks.
5787721
And Got said that it was good, amen.
Fucking delicious.
1/10 You give me hope. - IGN, Metacritic
5787918
Good thing I didn't include any water.
I'm surprised that there's a lack of flaying for skin being involved.
5787958
There's plenty of flaying, in fact that's pretty much what Rarity did for a third of the story.
...
Barbara Manatee?
'My body is not yet ready' - Me
(But upvoted anyway)
5786949 And because this is a fetish of yours, I assume.