- Member Since 29th Mar, 2012
- offline last seen Aug 17th, 2023
Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
Joined 29th Mar, 2012 ·
Offline
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- Good Christian Ethesto · 1.1k words · 20 8 · 693 views
- Good Christian Ethesto · 5.2k words · 14 8 · 228 views
- Good Christian Ethesto · 11k words · 36 11 · 1.4k views
- Good Christian Ethesto · 30k words · 144 25 · 4.2k views
- Chuckward · 1.4k words · 57 60 · 1k views
- Simon Cowell · 8.1k words · 59 13 · 1.3k views
- Good Christian Ethesto · 32k words · 74 21 · 2.3k views
- Good Christian Ethesto · 2.5k words · 82 17 · 1.6k views
Featured In10
- Celestia & Luna4,439 stories ·2,705 members
Human in Equestria16,990 stories ·16,837 members
The Writers' Group56,467 stories ·9,300 members
Luna Is The Best Pony4,637 stories ·7,268 members
- Struggling Authors25,191 stories ·3,672 members
- I Hate Equestria Daily641 stories ·642 members
Celestia Is The Best Pony2,582 stories ·2,887 members
The Cockroach Club413 stories ·232 members
Stats
Page generated in 0.102 seconds
Total duration
1,012 users online
196,511 hits today, 2,364,530 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
a raptor, called paul, that crash land's in a spaceship on equestria, that is a troll
SOUNDS LEGIT!
+1
wtf did i just read?
28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugthoK7jN1r3k1m8o1_500.png
"then they would eat Paul’s head via osmosis" ...that's not how osmosis works...just saying
1.bp.blogspot.com/_lBXQVHyQ1VA/TBq4a0P5vMI/AAAAAAAAAZI/QcGTal-EhbM/s1600/philosoraptor.jpg
Let's go back to sleep now.
I found this hilarious.
Well I'm glad at least a few people enjoyed this, I find it funny for some reason.
I also went back and fixed some stuff and added links, it took me a while to figure out >.<
I wrote some really long obnoxious story about Paul like 2 years ago which is where all the backstory comes in, it's not important but it's on my dev art if you actually want to read that garbage.
Anyways, I'll update this whenever I feel like it. Deal with it.
Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor...
...YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.
590307
what wit?
What. The Hell. Was that?!
Glorious!
Never stop wasting time. This balances out the sadfics in my favourites list.
@NobodyPro
:D Good to see somebody likes my writing. I'll be sure to type more whenever I get around to it...
weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg
t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYkjVYfkYu06XuASb8KLIVzo6S8Yq2nlZdDJSUU88sbqaLy9u3_A another cool chapter btw bro
You won my curiosity over with the first six words of your description
/Girly squeal
People are actually reading my story? This is the happiest day of my life!
Just kidding, my life isn't that lame :/
Anyways thanks for commenting. Feels good man
Celestia, I would like to introduce you to my good friend Evan. He's does make the occasional sexual remark.
Sex raptors? This better get cloppy to teh max.
660647
Oh God... The second this turns into a clop fic is the second I give up on my life...
660816 that's what I'm aiming for. I dislike this fanfic, but my insanity makes it impossible to not kill you. So, I'm going to post somewhat Cloppy comments. Ever read Princess Molestia? Listen to this. “That was too close...” Twilight gasped after each of them got into the tree house and shut the door. All 6 ponies, plus one dragon, were now cooped up inside the Crusaders' tiny tree house off at the edge of the apple family farm.
“What was too close?” Applebloom asked, looking up at Twilight.
“Oh! Um, nothing girls, it's just...”
“Um, twilight...” Fluttershy spoke softly. “Maybe we should, um talk about this outside, I mean, so it's a bit more private... if that's okay with you...”
“Right, um, we'll be right back girls. We gotta discuss arrangements for, uh, a group sleepover!” This light sprung happiness into the eyes of all three crusaders, each of them now looking as if they were about to start bouncing off the walls.
“C'mon, Pinkie, let'stalk about how we should arrange the sleepover... which will be a surprise!” As the three left, Twilight made sure to telekineticly lift spike, who was still asleep, up and softly onto the table before closing the door behind them. After walking about 15 paces away from the little home, Twilight was the first to speak up.
“Oh horseapples, this isn't good...”
“I feel so bad for Applejack and Big Macintosh... I hope they'll be alright...” Fluttershy said softly.
“Twilight, we should try to go back to Rarity's place to make sure she's alright!” Pinkie Pie said, her words catching Fluttershy's attention.
“R-rarity's!?” Fluttershy asked. “Did something happen to her? Did, did m-molestia get her?”
“Unfortunately Fluttershy, yes... she did,” Twilight said with her head now bowed. “When we were at her house, she stayed behind so that me, AJ and Big Mac could escape. That's when we found Pinkie Pie and told her what happened, and then I got spike and we all gathered at your place.”
“Oh no, we have to go save her! Please Twilight, we can't leave Rarity behind like this, what if she's hurt?”
“B-but it's too dangerous! Moles-, er, Celestia could be out there looking around Ponyville right now. If any of us tries to get all the way across town to Rarity's home, she'll surely see us!”
“Oh please Twilight, at least let me go. I just have to see if she's alright...”
Twilight looked at Fluttershy, her eyes meeting those of sorrow and fear, yet with an added hype of determination. She then turned to look at Pinkie Pie, who simply gave a soft nod.
“Alright...” Twilight finally said after a gentle sigh. “But please, be careful Fluttershy. We don't know what Celestia could do to you.”
“I do...” Pinkie remarked softly as a small tear formed up at the corner of each eye. A second later she was tightly hugged by Fluttershy, who after wards went over and hugged Twilight closely.
“Don't worry Twilight, and don't worry Pinkie Pie... I'll be fine. Please, look over the Crusaders while I'm gone, and I promise I'll be back soon.”
“Just please Fluttershy, be careful...”
Fluttershy's only response was a few gentle nods before she flared her wings out and began to fly straight towards Ponyville. As she flew off, Twilght and Pinkie Pie both exchanged looks again, both equally unsure of what to do next. But before either of them could say a word, a green fire erupted out of the window of the tree house, as well as a loud burp.
^=^=^
“HALT! Who goes there!?” Silver Shield asked in his most stern voice as the rainbow maned pegasus approached the flying carriage. Rainbow Dash, who could now see not only the royal guards but also Luna let out a large sigh of relief.
“Oh am I glad to see you guys!” She said, flying before the guard pegasi pulling the carriage as they came to a stop. “You gotta help us, Twilight and my other friends are in trouble!”
“You mean Twilight Sparkle?” Luna asked, standing up from her seat.
“Yeah, Princess Celestia's gone like, crazy or something! She's doing all sorts of horrible, bad, just... uncool stuff to other ponies in Ponyville!”
“We are already well aware of this,” Luna replied. “We are currently on our way to Ponyville now to try to capture Celestia and get her back to normal.”
“Well, can you try to like, rescue my friends first? I think Celestia is trying to hunt down Twilight and the others.”
“Yes, that sounds like the right thing to do first.”
“Hmph, why waste our time trying to rescue a bunch of losers?” remarked a voice inside the carriage. Looking in from another angle, Rainbow Dash could now see Trixie sitting beside where Luna was.
“Trixie!? What the hay are you doing here?”
“Well, if you must know, Princess Luna has requested the aid of the Great and Powerful Trixie in order to get Celestia back to normal.”
“Whatever...” Rainbow Dash grumbled, gritting her teeth slightly. “Just, please hurry and help save my friends?”
“Ma'am, If I were to make a suggestion...” Silver Shield said as he leaned towards Luna. “If Celestia is hunting Twilight Sparkle, then if we find her, we can not only rescue the mare, but also most likely find Princess Celestia as well.”
“Hmm... finding Twilight Sparkle won't be hard at all,” Luna said. “In fact, I know just how to find her right now.”
“You do?” Trixie and Rainbow Dash both asked collectively.
Luna nodded slightly, and then levitated a small piece of paper from a small pocket area in the side of the carriage. With another glow of her horn, the paper began to shine dimly for a few seconds before the shining dissipated. The glow on Luna's horn shifted again, and then the piece of paper quickly disappeared in a small poof of magic.
“There, all done.” Luna stated, smiling proudly.
“Umm... so what'd ya do?” Rainbow Dash asked, puzzled.
“It's simple, I just attached a locater spell onto that piece of paper you saw a moment ago, and sent it off to Twilight the same way Celestia does. Now just wait a few seconds and... aha!” Luna then raised up a hoof and pointed it out in a seemingly random direction towards ponyville. “The paper is over there, meaning Twilight Sparkle is also probably there as well!”
“My my, what a clever trick, dear Luna,” Trixie remarked. “The Great and Powerful Trixie will need to learn a few things from you once this whole adventure of ours is finished.”
“Right, so,” Dash spoke out, ignoring Trixie. “Let's get going then!”
“Agreed. I will lead the way from here on out.” With that Luna got out of the carriage and quickly began to fly out towards a specific location in the ponyville area, with Rainbow Dash, the guard pegasi, and the carriage's two occupants following right behind her.
*=*=*
Taking flight over Ponyville, Princess Celestia once more continued her search for her elusive prey. She had to be getting close now, having run into four of her five friends meant that Twilight and her friends were running out of places to hide. However, it also appeared that it may become even harder to reach Twilight with each one of her friends she finds. Even worse, it appears that Twilight is now fully aware of the situation, meaning she won't just be found simply by looking around for her. No, what she needs is something to draw Twilight out, something to use as bait for the young mare.
As Celestia's mind wandered in search for the perfect bait to use, a dark object in the distance caught her eye. It was moving, no, more like flying just over the tops of a few houses. Squinting her eyes, Celestia could clearly see the shape of a pegasus pony hurriedly making its way across the town. Was it Rainbow Dash? No, Celestia thought, it's traveling far too slow for it to be that speedy pegasus. However, it could be the other pegasus friend of Twilight's, and may even know her whereabouts.
With that thought fully processed and her mind made up, Celestia quickly bolted towards the pegasus flying through the dark sky over ponyville, catching up to it in only a few seconds. Celestia wrapped her hooves quickly around the mare as it let out a terrified squeal, much like a scared little animal. She turned the pony around to face her and quickly lit her horn to provide light, revealing a a face stricken with fear and dread.
“P-princess Celestia!” Fluttershy squeaked out, now shivering in the sun goddess' arms.
“Aahhh, Fluttershy, what a soft coat you have...” Celestia whispered, her hooves now gently riding up and down Fluttershy's back. “I think I may just have a use for you in more ways than one.”
Princess Celestia had every intention to interrogate the soft natured pony and then use her like she did the others, but as her paralyzing stare struck down onto Fluttershy, she was taken aback when another stare shot straight back at her... THE Stare. Fluttershy has no real control over her famous stare, but it always seems to come out just when she needed it. Now, its controlling gaze was locked with that of Princess Celestia's.
The princess' powerful gaze is meant to freeze up other ponies, to lock them in place and make them more submissive to her every whim. And it did just that, only with Fluttershy's powerful stare frozen in place, staring right back at her. Fluttershy's stare keeps the target animal or pony's gaze locked with hers, not allowing an escape from her opposer as long as the stare continues eye contact. But with both gazes frozen in place and focused on each other's and their abilities working to their full potential, a very powerful feeling rattles through their bodies.
The effect is like a constantly strengthening echo. Imagine a headset with a microphone, and a small sound comes out of the speakers on the ears. That sound travels over to the microphone nearby, which picks it up and amplifies it. The same, yet louder sound then comes out of the speaker and gets picked up by the microphone. Over and over the sound ricochets back and forth, amplifying itself between the two forces, just as the effects of Celestia's and Fluttershy's stares are having on each other.
Barely thirty seconds pass and already both ponies are near mental breakdown when Celestia unexpectedly loses focus and manages to break her head away from the locked gazes, gasping loudly. While her stare was meant to hold and pacify its target, Fluttershy's seems to pierce into the target's brain, into their souls even, laying out every feeling and every memory they ever had. From this effect, Celestia had seemed to regain control of herself, her eyes darting side to side as if she didn't know where she was. Another moment later and the memories of the night all came flooding back to her, and she realized the full extent of the situation she was in.
“Oh no...” Celestia whispered to her self softly before turning back to the pegasus still in her arms, shaking wildly like a terrified animal. She swallowed hard, realizing that these moments of mental recuperation were only temporary, and it would not be long before her other self regained control.
“Fluttershy, my faithful subject,” Celestia spoke, her voice soft and concerned. “Please, hear me out. I don't have much time...” Fluttershy raised her head up to meet the princess' eyes, her look no longer a controlling one, but now a regretful and honest one. “I am not myself tonight... there is another part of me taking hold, released from the most inner depths of my consciousness somehow. Whatever I have done or what I will do, I do not mean to happen. Find Twilight, find her before I do and keep her away from me. I fear if I ever get her in my grasp while in the state I just was, I may never be able to stop.”
“Celestia... are you sick? Is there something wrong with you?”
“No my child... I am physically well, just mentally distorted. Only magic and a little friendship can help me now. “Celestia's eyes twitched just then, her legs now beginning to tremble. “I, I do not have much time... It's coming back. Whatever happens here, please, I'm so sorry for it... I just... can't... help.... ah!” Celestia reared her head back, closing her eyes tightly as a single tear began to drip gently down the side of her cheek.
“Princess! Oh my goodness, please, I'm so sorry, is there anything else I can do to help you? I mean, if it's not too much...”
“Yes, there is...” Celestia replied, her voice now strangely calm as her head lowered down, eyes still shut. “Look down, there is something I need for you to see.”
“W-what is it...?” Fluttershy asked curiously, taking a look down below. There were a few houses and a street below, everything dark and resembling a simple sleepy ponyville town. “What am I looking for? I don't under-EEP!” In the next moment Fluttershy's body was forcefully pulled against Celestia's, her head pressed firmly against the larger mare's neck while their bodies locked together. It was a trick, Celestia only needed Fluttershy to break eye contact so that she could no longer use the stare!
Celestia's right hoof was pressed against the back of Fluttershy's head, keeping it in place to avoid another dose of her powerful stare. Her left hoof was now down just above Fluttershy's rump, pushing her lower body tightly against hers. Her wings no longer held them in flight, Celestia's horn holding them both levitated in the air while her wings folded around Fluttershy in a tight embrace. Now the princess' body lower body began to push itself against Fluttershy's, continually pressing together more and more.
“N-n-no! Princess, please! You don't have to-mmph!” Fluttershy's cries were quickly stopped as a large glob of Celestia's magical, tentacle-like hair stuffed itself into her mouth and began to pulse in rhythm with their bodies, now only allowing small muffled noises from the little pegasus. Tears began to form in her eyes, but before a single drop could fall she suddenly became bombarded by an intense feeling that coursed through her body. It sourced from every part of her body that was now in contact with Celestia's, and mainly from her mouth and throat where her magical hair was pushing and pumping inside of her. In only a matter of moments Fluttershy became overtaken by the intense sensation, unable to move as she lay nearly limp against the princess. Her wings had stopped flapping, her eyes were half closed, her legs were dangling in mid-air, and the only actions that came from her were the moans were muffled through her throat as she quickly lost herself in this sort of forced ecstasy.
^=^=^
“It should be just about... there!” Luna said, pointing her hoof at a 45 degree angle downwards. Peering through the darkness and the few trees in the area, she could barely make out what seemed to be some sort of tree house.
“That's the Cutie Mark Crusaders' place!” Rainbow Dash said. “I'll go check it out!” Before another moment, she quickly sped down towards the little wooden house.
“Let's land here,” Luna said back to the pegasus guards carrying the carriage. “We should have what we're looking for at this location. Silver shield, stay with the other guards once we land.”
“Yes ma'am!” Silver shield replied with a salute.
“And Trixie, you will be coming with me.”
“Oh course, your highness,” Trixie replied with a smug grin.
Luna and the others landed just outside the little tree house, which Rainbow Dash had already gone inside of. Already they could hear the sound of talking inside, and Luna could almost recognize one of them to be Twilight's. Sure enough, only moments after landing, the door to the tree house swung open, and Twilight Sparkle with a few of her friends – Rainbow Dash included – rushed out to see her.
“Princess Luna!” Twilight exclaimed. “I'm so glad you're here! We could really use your help!”
“I take it you're already aware of the... situation with the princess?” Luna asked as Twilight came to a stop before her.
“Yes... but we don't why she's acting like this. At first I found it sort of hard to believe, but after seeing what she was did to my friends... I just...” Just as it seemed Twilight was about to break into tears, a sudden voice called out in a rather surprised, yet condescending tone.
“TWILIGHT SPARKLE!?” Trixie spat out loudly as she stood guffawing next to the carriage, staring straight at the mare standing in front of Luna. “YOU are the princess' PROTOGÉ!?”
“Trixie!?” Twilight exclaimed in almost as much surprise as Trixie, “What are you doing here with Princess Luna!?”
The two stood there, staring at each other in a sort of dumbfounded amazement for nearly a minute as Twilight's friends watched from the sides, just as surprised as Twilight was. After that short bit, Luna eventually stepped in and broke the silence.
“Ummm... you two girls know each other?”
“KNOW each other?” Trixie spat. “This troublesome mare is the reason I lost my home!”
“Hey!” Twilight yelled back. “It's not my fault an Ursa Minor came to ponyville! Besides, it was your boasting that made those two young colts go and seek one out!”
“It's not Trixie's problem that you ponyvillians can't keep yourselves out of harm's way! Trixie was only doing what she did best, until you came and ruined it!”
“Well maybe if you weren't such a snotty brat we wouldn't have even-”
“GIRLS!” Luna yelled out in a commanding tone, silencing the two bickering mares. “We do not have time for this nonsense! We need BOTH of you to help solve this crisis! The very fate of Equestria may be at stake!” Twilight and Trixie exchanged looks again, neither one of them at all happy with the conditions they are now being forced into. However, after a few more moments, they realized that they had to do what they had to do... whether they liked it or not.
“Fine...” Trixie said first. “Trixie will do her best to help save this crisis, as long as Twilight here can somehow manage to do her part well enough.”
“Oh don't you worry about me,” Twilight replied, glaring over at Trixie. “I can handle my magic just fine, and don't over exaggerate my abilities like some ponies do.”
“Girls...” Luna said, the aggravation clear in her voice. “You both are of equal importance if we are to succeed here tonight, so you have to work together without fighting!”
“Well... what exactly do we need to do?” Twilight asked.
“I can explain that,” Silver shield said as he stepped forward from beside Trixie. “As you all know, Princess Celestia is not acting how she usually does. This is due to a certain part of her, a sort of separate personality in her mind that was once locked away now released and overtaking her. She is still the Celestia we all know, only with her mind distorted, distraught, and perverted. The only way to get her back to her normal self is to seal that part of her being back to the deepest parts of her mind with a magical spell, so that it can never again resurface to see the light of day.”
“Which is why Trixie is here with us,” Luna added. “I may be almost the second most powerful force in all of Equestria, but my magical abilities are not familiar with the types of skills required for the magical spell needed to seal away a part of Celestia's being back into her mind. Trixie, however, is familiar with these magics, and was the only one in the immediate location that we could find at this time of night. She is, at least for the casting of the spell, our only hope.”
At this point, Twilight didn't even need to look at Trixie to feel her heavy grin pointed straight at her. Her stomach started to turn, but before she got too lost in her thoughts a question popped into her mind.
“But wait,” Twilight said, speaking up. “Where exactly do I come in for all of this? And what exactly needs to happen in order to get this spell cast on Celestia?”
“I'm sure you're already aware that the princess is more interested in you specifically, Twilight,” Luna said.
“Yes, sort of, but... what exactly does that have to do with this?”
“How do I put this...” Luna said quietly, lowering her head temporarily to think to herself. “We need Celestia to do what she did to your friends, to you...”
“W-w-what!?” Twilight gasped, her face starting to pale. Even Trixie was caught a bit off guard by what Luna said.
“There is no other way!” Silver Shield said. “The princess in her normal state is far too powerful for the mind-altering spell to work on her. In order to get her into a weak enough state, she has to wear herself out to the point of exhaustion, to where both her mind and body are at its weakest. Only then will the spell have a chance of working!”
“N-no, no no n-n-n-n-no-no!” Twilight half cried out as she fidgeted her hooves on the ground. “C-celestia is my teacher! My mentor! I just, I can't let her do... to be like that with... I mean... I never even though of, her... and me... just... oh my...” For a moment, Twilight was nearly about to faint when she felt another pony come up against her side. It was Pinkie Pie, her face now looking straight at hers with pleading eyes. On her other side, Rainbow Dash gave her a very similar, pleading look, telling her that she has to do this. Not just for her, for Celestia, or her friends, but for all of ponyville – neigh, for all of Equestria! Twilight lowered her head for a few moments and closed her eyes, her mind in deep thought as she played through the scenario of what needed to be done in her head over and over.
“Alright...” she whispered softly after another minute. “I guess I have no choice... I have to give myself up to Celestia.”
“It will be alright,” Luna said, coming up beside her and placing a wing around her and Pinkie Pie who was still at her side. “She won't hurt you physically, just... just know that this will be an act to save all of Equestria. I know you can do it, Twilight... I know you can.” Even with those words, Luna cursed at herself internally. She couldn't let them know at this point that it was all her fault, but she would have to tell them eventually. She figured, after this was all done with, she would give her most sincere apology to first Celestia, and then to Twilight... and hope she doesn't have to spend any more time on the moon.
*=*=*
Once again I stand atop the ravished body of my prey. Victorious, but not satisfied... The first five elements of harmony have been claimed, and Princess Luna laid used and asleep in her bedroom of Canterlot. As for Twilight Sparkle, I think my time with her shall be the most ravenous. But they will all be mine in the end... For I am Princess Celestia! None shall ever escape my orgasmic grasps again...
Princess Celestia paused, floating in the air above Fluttershy who was currently asleep on one of the hay-covered roofs of ponyville. She looked over the town, examining it carefully while her mind went over the possible strategies for finding Twilight Sparkle. Unfortunately, she had forgotten exactly which direction the yellow pegasus pony had been flying from, that part of her memory scrambled from Fluttershy's debilitating stare. Then, another idea popped into her mind.
When Celestia was at Fluttershy's cottage, she ran into Applejack and Big Macintosh. Big Macintosh had witnessed Celestia's power before that, and was probably the reason for Twilight's escape from her for this long. But there was something else... before she got to Big Mac, she ran into somepony else. No, not somepony, some... dragon!
Celestia quickly turned and sped off towards the library again, a suspicion now standing firm in her mind. Upon entering the establishment, she quickly went up to the bedroom to find that Spike was indeed missing from his bed. Her suspicions were now confirmed... Twilight had indeed come back to the library at some point in time, and had taken spike with her! Knowing how protective of the little dragon she is, she would keep him with her wherever she went. This means, that wherever Spike is, Twilight also is.
With this new information in mind, a bold, yet simple plan formed within the princess' mind, and she couldn't help but chuckle at her own ingenuity. Going down the steps of the library and to one of Twilight's desk, she saw a small bottle of ink, a quill, and a few blank pieces of parchment. Using magic from her horn, she dipped the quill in some ink and wrote one word onto one of the letters before her. Then, her horn lit with a different tone of magic, the same light emanating from the letter for a quick second. Afterwords, she gently levitated the letter into the air, rolled it up, and magically poofed it away.
@_(*)_@
“So how are we going to get the princess here?” Trixie asked impatiently. “Trixie would much prefer to get this task done with so she can return to her beauty sleep!”
“I think we could perhaps try to signal her, or maybe go out into town and look for her perhaps?” Luna suggested. “I'm not quite sure where she would be though... she may have even left ponyville.”
“Hmm... this is a bit a problem...” Silver Shield admitted, rubbing his hoof on his chin. As the group of ponies thought to themselves, another green light – accompanied by a burp – shined out through the windows of the treehouse.
“Was that spike...?” Twilight asked herself, staring slowly trot towards the treehouse.
“Who's still in there?” Luna asked.
“Oh, just Spike and the Cutie Mark Crusaders.”
“Who...?”
“Um, three little fillies, two of which are little sisters to my friends.” With that, Twilight entered the tree house with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie right behind her. Inside, spike was on his back, leaning upwards while scratching at his head, looking as if was just disturbed from his nap. The three crusaders, however, were busy chatting amongst themselves how they would earn their cutie marks at this time of night. However, there was now a piece of paper laying in front of Spike that wasn't there before. Curiously, Twilight walked over and levitated what seemed to be a letter over with her magic. It was blank, save for one word which, upon further examination, caused Twilight to let out a small gasp as her heart skipped a beat.
Gotchya.
660841
Lol, TL;DR
I read princess Molestia before :P
Not that I completely hate clop fics, I'm just never gonna' write one.
I was honestly pretty surprised when I looked at this comment and it was like 5 pages long xD
Wha I learned today from this is that ponies are racist...
667297
Knowledge is power!
i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/059/324/1279165661008.jpg?1279168353
I dont even know what i could say besides good job and dafuq?
What the actual fuck is this i don't even.
I may have the weirdest boner, but i'll be damned if i let a funny-ass story like this get away from me.
Thumbs up from me.
686923 693869
Aww thanks. I guess I'm doing something right ^-^
If root bear is a typo, it's the best typo ever.
713005
lol, did I spell that wrong? W/e I'm just going to leave it alone
They ate zecora...
Why am I not sad about this?
721765
For some reason I found your comment really funny... Thank you for that.
I dont even undertand the levels of dafuq witnessed in this fiction.
I QUIT un-faved 8==========D
jk
This chapter is a perfect example of why I love this story.
747939
Hey thanks, it means a lot to me that people like this...
Oh god, now I just sound weird for saying that. Oh well.
747669
lol it took me a while to see the 'jk' at the bottom.
I was all like this for a few seconds there
iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/batman-is-disgusted-horrified-shocked-12732203359.jpg
748049 lol whut
I actually laughed out loud when Barbossa appeared.
i.imgur.com/EGlyG.jpg
paul shall be revived by necromancy you silly fillys
752173
Yeah it's so obvious... Then again I could just make it so Lyra was Paul the whole time and just mess with everyone ^-^
Love the picture
754989
Thanks bro
I don't even know any more. I just, like, gave up on shit making sense.
756303
Don't worry, pretty soon the plots gonna get really intense and then suddenly at the end I'll explain everything that has happened throughout the entire story and it will all suddenly make a ton of sense and everyone's mind is gonna=blown.
Lol jk!
I searched about sex raptors and their lungs. It came up with bird's anatomy...
820414 Admittedly, I might have made that stuff up...
woah, that's deep, man. thats real deep.