14,277 words · 2,861 views · 466 · 20
2,718 words · 4,918 views · 280 · 11
7,565 words · 698 views · 102 · 5 · sex
1,121 words · 954 views · 107 · 6
1,381 words · 703 views · 93 · 5
9,538 words · 252 views · 39 · 2
1,584 words · 1,053 views · 26 · 4
5w, 41mCurrent Writings0 comments · 38 views
Might as well let you all know what is actually going on with my writing progress.
Celestia Wants To Do Naughty Things To Twilight Sparkle
The cloppy interquel to Celestia Wants To Date Twilight Sparkle
1k words written, some editing done, about 60% done overall.
Unnamed Twilight crackfic
Exactly what it says on the tin. This is going to be fairly ridiculous.
1.3k words written, some editing done, about 40% done overall.
Twilestia bimonthly contest: "Healer"
This will be done, one way or another, by the end of December.
Planning; 1% done
RariLuna sequel to Celestia Wants To Date Twilight Sparkle
This is still on my mind, but I'll work on it when I need a break from the other things.
Planning, a few scenes written. 1% done
Misago's Twilestia Challenge
A challenge issued by Misago to write a very specific Twilestia story. Sort of a commission.
I have nothing so far. Sorry. 0%
Miscellaneous other writings might pop up, still. Like maybe another Twidance piece! Or a Twilestia prompt that catches my eye.
6w, 1dMy newest Magnum Opus!3 comments · 55 views
If you've been wondering why updates are a little slow as of late, it's because I've been carefully crafting the best piece of fiction I've ever written. Now, for whatever reason, no one saw fit to recognize this genius and allow me to publish it as-is in its own story, so I shall share it this way.
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were in lesbians with each other and banged all day and all night all over Ponyville and it was super sexy because Pinkie made Fluttershy into an exhibitionist. The End.
7w, 5dDiscussion time!0 comments · 73 views
Currently in the Twilestia is Bestia group, as part of winning 2nd place, there is an ongoing discussion about Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle. Come ask any questions you've had about the story or just share your thoughts!
12w, 2dStill working....1 comments · 115 views
So I'm still working on that bonus for Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle. It's going slowly because I'm not used to writing, *ahem*, adult content like this. It's taking some time and effort to get it right.
In the mean time, I've been fooling around in the Twilestia is Bestia group and doing some of the prompts from the Prompt Tag Collab thread. Because I've been having some fun with it, and I think it'd be nice to have some material published occasionally, I'll be throwing up a few of the stories in a separate story. There won't be a whole lot of connectivity between the stories. They're just whatever ideas happened to work for the prompt at hand. Some might become scenes in other stories, or at least inspire other scenes.
tl;dr I'm lazy and I'll be posting random Twilestia stuff.
14w, 1dFun with Numbers0 comments · 187 views
This is going to be me nerding out for a bit. I feel like having some fun with how my stories are currently doing in terms of Fimfiction's views, comments, likes, and dislikes.
First off: Canterlot's Guests is my baby. I have many fond memories and bitter regrets there. Second, while I enjoyed writing A Different Kind of Research, it's really not my strongest work. It's a cute little piece, but by no means would I use as anything but an example of an extraordinarily short story. And, lastly, all of these numbers are based on the stats as they stand at 6:57 PM UTC-6. They could've changed since then.
So, first, the raw numbers. (I know this "table" looks terrible, but bear with me)
Title Views Likes Dislikes Comments Word Count
Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle, 1,698, 314, 20, 145, 14,277
Canterlot's Guests, 4,239, 292, 13, 96, 25,357
A Different Kind of Research, 4,612, 258, 10, 18, 2,718
What A Mare Wants, 1,007, 24, 4, 12, 1,584
As you can see, Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle is my most liked fic by number of likes. It's also my most disliked fic by number of dislikes and most commented fic (numbers are skewed because of a thing that happened with A Different Kind of Research that doesn't warrant getting into here, just that it lost a number of comments because Fimfic is silly). And so it continues down the rows, with Canterlot's Guests having the next most likes, dislikes, and comments, then ADKOR, then WAMW.
Now, for some fun with those numbers.
Giving a percentage rating to my fics, we then see ADKOR is the most highly rated, at 96.27%, followed by CG at 95.74%, then CWTDTS at 94.01%, and trailed by WAMW at 85.71%.
However, on a per view basis, CWTDTS reaches the top again, with 0.185 likes per view. Then CG at 0.069 lpv, then ADKOR at 0.056 lpv and finally WAMW at 0.024 lpv.
As can usually be expected, both Canterlot's Guests and A Different Kind of Research got a bit of a bump in their numbers because of the attention from the new story. Possibly the most impressive stat so far, though, is the fact that Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle has no referral links. All of those numbers are entirely from Fimfiction. Canterlot's Guests had a very significant boost from Equestria Daily, accounting for a few thousand views. And although ADKOR has the best rating, it's also had a long, long time to get there. CWTDTS has managed to get to its rating in a matter of days.
I'd really like to see CWTDTS unseat ADKOR as my best rated fic. Or least have it vastly outpace my previous efforts. We'll see what happens in the coming weeks and months.