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1w, 7hMy newest Magnum Opus!3 comments · 42 views
If you've been wondering why updates are a little slow as of late, it's because I've been carefully crafting the best piece of fiction I've ever written. Now, for whatever reason, no one saw fit to recognize this genius and allow me to publish it as-is in its own story, so I shall share it this way.
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were in lesbians with each other and banged all day and all night all over Ponyville and it was super sexy because Pinkie made Fluttershy into an exhibitionist. The End.
2w, 4dDiscussion time!0 comments · 47 views
Currently in the Twilestia is Bestia group, as part of winning 2nd place, there is an ongoing discussion about Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle. Come ask any questions you've had about the story or just share your thoughts!
7w, 1dStill working....1 comments · 102 views
So I'm still working on that bonus for Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle. It's going slowly because I'm not used to writing, *ahem*, adult content like this. It's taking some time and effort to get it right.
In the mean time, I've been fooling around in the Twilestia is Bestia group and doing some of the prompts from the Prompt Tag Collab thread. Because I've been having some fun with it, and I think it'd be nice to have some material published occasionally, I'll be throwing up a few of the stories in a separate story. There won't be a whole lot of connectivity between the stories. They're just whatever ideas happened to work for the prompt at hand. Some might become scenes in other stories, or at least inspire other scenes.
tl;dr I'm lazy and I'll be posting random Twilestia stuff.
9w, 10hFun with Numbers0 comments · 176 views
This is going to be me nerding out for a bit. I feel like having some fun with how my stories are currently doing in terms of Fimfiction's views, comments, likes, and dislikes.
First off: Canterlot's Guests is my baby. I have many fond memories and bitter regrets there. Second, while I enjoyed writing A Different Kind of Research, it's really not my strongest work. It's a cute little piece, but by no means would I use as anything but an example of an extraordinarily short story. And, lastly, all of these numbers are based on the stats as they stand at 6:57 PM UTC-6. They could've changed since then.
So, first, the raw numbers. (I know this "table" looks terrible, but bear with me)
Title Views Likes Dislikes Comments Word Count
Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle, 1,698, 314, 20, 145, 14,277
Canterlot's Guests, 4,239, 292, 13, 96, 25,357
A Different Kind of Research, 4,612, 258, 10, 18, 2,718
What A Mare Wants, 1,007, 24, 4, 12, 1,584
As you can see, Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle is my most liked fic by number of likes. It's also my most disliked fic by number of dislikes and most commented fic (numbers are skewed because of a thing that happened with A Different Kind of Research that doesn't warrant getting into here, just that it lost a number of comments because Fimfic is silly). And so it continues down the rows, with Canterlot's Guests having the next most likes, dislikes, and comments, then ADKOR, then WAMW.
Now, for some fun with those numbers.
Giving a percentage rating to my fics, we then see ADKOR is the most highly rated, at 96.27%, followed by CG at 95.74%, then CWTDTS at 94.01%, and trailed by WAMW at 85.71%.
However, on a per view basis, CWTDTS reaches the top again, with 0.185 likes per view. Then CG at 0.069 lpv, then ADKOR at 0.056 lpv and finally WAMW at 0.024 lpv.
As can usually be expected, both Canterlot's Guests and A Different Kind of Research got a bit of a bump in their numbers because of the attention from the new story. Possibly the most impressive stat so far, though, is the fact that Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle has no referral links. All of those numbers are entirely from Fimfiction. Canterlot's Guests had a very significant boost from Equestria Daily, accounting for a few thousand views. And although ADKOR has the best rating, it's also had a long, long time to get there. CWTDTS has managed to get to its rating in a matter of days.
I'd really like to see CWTDTS unseat ADKOR as my best rated fic. Or least have it vastly outpace my previous efforts. We'll see what happens in the coming weeks and months.
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Indeed! A new story is out. Celestia Wants to Date Twilight Sparkle is my magnum opus! The absolute pinnacle of pony fic!
I kid, of course. But it was a fun story to write, and I look forward to getting the rest of it out to the world. Look for the next chapters coming out in the next week or so!